Fallout Equestria: Bounty Hunter

by BlackAce


Welcome to the wasteland.

Welcome to the wasteland.

Hell, no other words to describe what the land looked like outside the stable, just hell. Plants, dead, craters everywhere, water... looked surprisingly clean compared to everything else. Sigh Nothing, just nothing is out here. But where can I go, the door to the stable was blown clean off and I doubt that the door could be put back on, the thing has to way like a million pounds or something. Sighs. "Where do I go from here, it's not like there's a town a hop, skip, and a jump from here." And just as I say that I hear something beep on my pip-buck, looking down I notice a town nearby on the map. "Dodge junction huh weird, but maybe that's where the rest of the stable ran to. Welp might as well check it out." After running through my items again just to make sure I had everything I start making my way to dodge junction.

After walking for what felt like 4 hours I see a town or small village appear over the horizon. "Finally maybe I can relax there and figure out where my stable went." I say as I walk to the small town. Not three steps in and right in front of me dirt kicks up and I hit the ground behind a small rock I see. Then after a second I hear the gunshot. Bang!. "Damn, not even a day outside the stable and already the world is trying to kill me, thanks a lot Celestia." After looking around where I am, I see a small hole that I could use to see through the rock and get a line of sight. Once I crawl over to the hole I pull out my rifle and slowly poke it through the hole and take aim... "Wait, what the hell am I about to do, why should I shoot somepony who I don't even know? I mean they did shoot at me but maybe that's because they don't know me. Yeah that's gotta be it, I'll just talk them out of this." After that little thought I decide to talk to them but I'll leave my rifle aiming through the hole. "Just in case." I tell myself. The moment of truth. I slowly poke my head up only to have another bullet pass right next to my head nearly hitting me in the ear "Shit shit shit." I say as I once again hide behind the rock. "Well I guess talking's not an option." After that I take my rifle and look through my scope, and try aiming for the head.

BANG! "Mother fucker!" I yell as I forgot I'm not wearing any earmuffs or don't have any earplugs in. "Why of all the guns I grabbed, did it have to be the loudest fucking one." Looking back through the scope I see nothing but a red mist floating in the breeze, and a lot of blood painting the small wall the pony was standing in front of. "... D-did I just do that... " I say as I continue to look through the scope and just stare blankly at the now dead pony I just shot.

BANG! "Ok no time to dwell on that now." I say as another shot goes off hitting the rock I'm hiding behind, and chipping off a small part of it. I slow my breathing from the last pony I killed, and start looking at the roof tops to see if I can see anypony. And sure enough on the landing below the pony I just shot, there's another pony with a pistol trying to hit me through the small hole in the rock. "Wow either these ponies are beyond stupid, or they think they're hot shit." I then take aim and take the shot. BANG! DING! "Fucking hell!" I exclaim after I miss the shot. After calming myself down again I re aim and fire a second time hitting the offending pony right above the mouth. "ANYMORE FUCKERS WANT SOME!" I yell to draw out anypony I can just to make sure I'm alone.

After 10 minutes or so, hard to say for sure considering I've been staring though my scope looking at all the rooftops, windows, and doors to make sure that's all them. I take my eye away from the scope and just sit there staring up at the sky.

"Why.... why did they shoot at me. I didn't want to kill them I only wanted to find the ponies of my stable." As I say this soon I feel something drip on me, after looking and seeing it's water I relax thinking I need to feel some rain, and maybe I'll calm down. TICK TICK TICK TICKTICKTICK "Thought to soon." I say as my rad counter on my pip-buck starts going off in this rain. So I grab my rifle and walk in the closest building I see and relax inside, out of the rain. "Might as well take a look around and see if there's anything of interest." I say after putting my stuff back on my back.

Wow either these ponies were really into caps or I'm going crazy. I think after finding 2 small tins full of caps, labeled as such. "Ugh why can't I just find some ammo for my gun after having to waste 3 rounds." I say mildly annoyed at having to waste ammo on ponies who could of just left me alone. Hmmm whats this. I think as I grab a wet piece of paper with the words "Plans" written on the top. "Let's see."

Plans
1. Capture any ponies and hold them in cages.
2. Wait till we have enough ponies to make some money.
3. Sell ponies for caps and get drunk and high as fuck.
4. Kill anypony we don't sell.

"..... OH THOSE FUCKS ARE SO DEAD IF I FIND ANYMORE." I yell after reading that. Ponies selling ponies like slaves, all for fucking what, just to get high and drunk, what a wastes of air I fucking say. But one good thing did come from reading that note, now I know why they were collecting caps. it must be currency in this new fucked up world. After this thought I go back to the two tins of caps I grab both and put them in my back pack only to check my pip-buck and see that it shows how many I have. How in Celestia's holy name does this device know that this is now money... you know what fuck it, I don't care anymore, ponies selling ponies, shooting others on sight, caps as cash, fuck this day I'm going to fucking bed. After this last thought I laid down on a bed near the wall and curl up with my pack to make sure I don't lose it, and slowly nod off to the sound of the rain.