//------------------------------// // Universe Implosion! // Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// Oh hey, Butter Knife. Enjoying your final moments? Snark Stuff frowned, pulling off her sunglasses. "F... final moments?" Well, considering how your world is about to go boom and all, I figured that I'd might as well group y'all together so you'd have some peace and company. "Butter Knife..." Ego Boost whispered, appearing beside the mare, "Look up at the sky... It's amazing, isn't it?" Butter Knife remained silent. "JUST LIKE YOUR FACE, BUTTERY! IT'S SO GLAAAAAAAAAMOUROUS!" Butter Knife facehoofed. Anyways, Anon already left the story universe, and Alicron kinda got absorbed into time itself. As for LawnPo, they pretty much just ascended to godhood. "What about the Pony of Culture?" Stabby-Stabberkins mused, putting her sunglasses back on and shoving Ego Boost aside. Oh, that guy? I shoved the poor sap back through the portal that he came through. He was crying into his Dorito bag. Butter Knife snorted. "Well, serves him right." So it's just you and Ego Boost now. And me. "WHAT THE FFFFFFFF--" *universe implosion noses*