“The is the most evil device ever created!” I shouted, trying to pull this infernal torture device off me.
“Zeke, Trixie and us can all tell you that a bra is something all mares have to wear, well, at least anypony who’s an adult mare/hermaphrodite.” Twilight said.
”They aren’t wrong Zeke.” Trixie said in our head.
“May it’s inventor be burning in the eternal flames of hell!”
Twilight rolled her eyes, using her magic to put the half pulled off bra back on my/Trixie’s body proper, quickly teleporting a green blouse and blue skirt on me. “There, not bad, not bad at all.”
“Do I have to wear this…” I grumble.
“Yes, you and Charlie both explained the plan. You have to appear as a wife while Charlie does your work here in daybreak, giving you time to do needed research and adapt to Trixie’s body.”
“Felt pretty adapted last night~”
“That you were, but you have to pass as a mare also, so for now pretend that second thing between your legs isn’t there.”
”Basically what I do on stage, though I also used a few aids and illusion spells for good measure.” Trixie added.
“But when in public Trixie is the one who’s going to be in control. I can’t be in control out in public without blowing it cause of the hair and eye change.” I countered.
“That’s why I made this little thing this morning.” She said, pulling out what looked like one of our usual wedding rings. “This is your engagement ring, looks just like out wedding rings, but, it will create an illusion field on you, specifically, your mane and eyes. With this on, you can be in control and you’ll still look like Trixie, and swap between you two in public and no pony will be the wiser.” Twilight explained, handing me the ring.
I sighed, putting it on and sure enough when I looked in the bathroom mirror the hair and eye that changes to my normal hair and eye colors were her colors. “So what’s the point of this exactly?”
“Maintain cover. You can’t just be in control whenever alone or with us and Trixie will need time to spend with the kids and fellow wives as needed. Besides, won’t it feel nice to walk around town without being idolized?”
“I guess.”
“Now, one last thing.” Twilight said, reaching out from behind her and pulled out-
“No!”
“Yes!”
“I am not wearing high heels!”
“You are and can! I’ve seen you balance on top of the tips of Keyblades for balance and stability training. You can wear a simple green pair of high heels.”
I grumbled, taking the shoes and putting them on. “That was in my body, this is Trixie’s. I wanted to train today.” I complained. “Even with me in controle lifting my weapons from Bolitaria was difficult. If it wasn't for adrenaline and my soul boosting Trixie’s physical abilities some I likely wouldn’t have been able to lift Dragon Bone Smasher at all.” I explained, standing up in the accursed shoes. “This feels degrading.”
“Welcome to marehood love.” Twilight said with a wink. “I’m going to head back to that Lab Bara made and destroy it. After then I’m heading back to Ben’s world to train his family more, and I’m bringing Unum. She can help where Bara was supposed to.”
“Okay...so how long do you want me out and about outside as a mare before I can train?”
“At least two hours. You got munny?”
“Yeah, six grand, now can I-”
“Your purse?”
“My what?”
“You’re a newly engaged mare about and out on the town! You have to have a purse with you.”
“Can’t I just use my normal bag?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Because A, it clashes with all your new clothes, and B, Rarity has it and is making it into something fashionable.”
“...”I hung my head. “You all are having fun with this, aren’t you?”
“Yeah. Kinda.” Twilight said with a smile and a chuckle. She then placed the purse on me and gave me a kiss… Damn it, boobs touching, damn things are way too sensitive! She broke the kiss and backed up a bit. “Just remember, try and have fun and don’t act too hard towards any glancing eyes.”
“I’m in hell…”
Those eyes are fucking EVERYWHERE! In the corner of my eyes or when I turn around I see some jackass looking or rubbernecking.
”Twilight did a good job. I’ve never gotten this many looks before.” Trixie said, the first time she’s spoken since we left the castle about ten minutes ago.
”Well I don’t like it. It creeps me out.” I stated. ”Can’t even have some fun in the simulation arena because you technically don’t have a Keyblade, and you can’t use X cause that will cause trouble up the ass, and all my weapons are in my pouch Rarity is likely turning into a girly accessory to go with something poofy.”
”Calm down. It could be worse. You could be in a short skirt or in tights. Then you’d really need some illusion magic to hide our penis...that sounds wrong.”
”Wrong but true...well, yes it...oh forget it I'm looking for a buffet and spending all day there.”
”You better not ruin my figure!”
”Relax, when it’s time for us to head home so I can start training this body I can work off all the stuff I’m going to eat. Besides you feel way too skinny, I mean, I know about the whole Hourglass figure thing but seriously?”
”Fine… Just let me swap out a few times too.”
”Of course.”
Finding a buffet was easy, this one place had food from several different worlds, a grand munny per person. I payed them and was let in. The place was rather big, spacious, and the dinning floor was all booth and singles tables and such, all surrounding the fifteen stall food selection tables. My mouth watered and Trixie was eager. Trixie and I both luckily liked Root Beer so we grabbed a cup of that and once we found a seat I got up again and searched for what looked good. In short, it most all looked good.
There was equestrian food, food that was earth like, food that looked...alive still. We stuck with earth like and Equestrian like. Surprisingly there was one tray that was a pile of Hamburgers and Hamburgers. I grabbed one of each and some fries, and some mashed potatoes. “Why mashed potatoes also?” Trixie asked.
”It’s a buffet. Why not?” I responded, taking my seat back at our table. It was weird, being two people in one body, but something I’ll get used too. I should be saying my, or me, but I find myself saying us, our, or we. It’s weird.
“Huh, a Hayburger isn’t too bad.” I said out loud to no one in particular.
“*Ghasp!* Trixie?!” I looked up and behind me, there, was an older stallion who looked like a male Trixie stared at me.
”DAD?!”
I about choked on the Hayburger, coughing what tried to go down the wrong way. “Dad?!” I said surprised. For some reason Trixie seemed more of a single mother raised child.
“Oh sweetheart, here.” Trixie’s dad said, patting my back. It felt...a little creepy but this is her dad and it is helping. “Better?”
“Y-yeah.” I said, trying to regain some composure.
”Trixie, mind taking over? This is your dad after all.”
”No, I can’t deal with him! He’s so obsessive!”
Ah crap.
“Oh here sweetie have some soda.” He said, giving me my soda as I chugged a few large gulps. “Not too quickly hun, or you’ll choke again.”
I glared at him, drinking a bit slower before finally putting it down for air. ”Come on Trixie….” I begged.
”Nope, if you need me, I’ll be...sleeping!” She said before it got...way too silent.
”You bitch…” I mentally growled before looking back at Trixie’s dad. He was taller than me...her. Damn it this is getting confusing again. His coat and mane, even eyes were all exactly the same as Trixie’s. Talk about taking after a parent. “So, uh…’dad’...what have you been up to?”
“Oh well after everyone came back from being a heartless and Nobody the Casino I worked at never got back into business, so I came here and started working in the Gummi Block Factory. Doesn’t pay as much as my old job but the cost of living comparison makes this one much better than the old one. Hehe. remember when you first saw me on stage?”
“Uhh...do tell?”
He smiled, looking happy from the likely flood of memories. “You had just turned three and already had your favorite hat...speaking of, where is your hat?”
“Uh, back at my place.” Not a Lie. When Trixie let me in, I placed her stuff in my bag, which Rarity now has… I wonder if she’s going to dump out it’s contents?
In Rarity’s workshop within the Castle, she was working on Zeke’s pouch bag. It was worn, a tad withered, and from the looks of the craftsmanship, handmade with a fair amount of quality. As she was placing a stylice lime green to complement Zeke/Trixie’s coat and mane, curiosity got the better of her and she decided to dump its contents.
What came next was a flood of multiple sets of armor, clothings, weapons, talismans, other assorted items such as herbs by the looks of them, and bolts, arrows, odd glowing orbs, small knives, and many other items the likes she never had seen before. The mess didn’t stop until it was almost up passed her hips, Rarity thanking the stars the herbs were what collected around her rather than the many weapons. “Oh...bother…” She said, worry in her tone. “How...am I going to get out of here?” At the last moment, Trixie’s old hat and cap popped out, falling onto Rarity’s head. “Oh. I was wondering where those went.”
It’s a mess in there, should really have not picked up everything I found and kept it...then again, it’s how I kept going majority of the time, plus to kill the old one I had to reset everything like freaking ten times before I was finally able to kill him. Thank god time had no meaning in Bolitarea. Or the Nexus, well, no true meaning anyway.
“Well, anyway, you were wearing your hat and sitting front row. I went up on stage and performed my usual acts,but you clapped and applauded for everything. Even the simple stuff. But your favorite part was my Fireworks spell. Your eyes glowed when they lit up the whole room.”
Wow, he seems like a good parent. Can’t say mine weren’t good parents, they cared and loved me...I wonder where they are? “Heh, right...they were amazing.” I said, trying to act like I remember that moment. “So...how has the new Equestria been treating you?”
“Good, very good. Not too that found that most of the tv channels are arena battles and duals but until reconstruction reaches Las Pegasus and they can rebuild Applewood none of my old favorite tv shows will be up for a bit.”
I’ll pass that along to Charlie. “So, why are you here? Special occasion or…?”
“No, no I’m just on lunch. Got half an hour still and the factory via glider is just a few minute flight… Heh, I used to envi pegasi for being able to fly, now that everyone can I have gotten more into the Wonderbolts, their eyes haven’t changed but those who are fast on gliders are allowed now, but in a different sector.”
“That makes sense.” I said, taking a sip of my soda. “So, what Keyblade do you have?”
“Star Seeker. Heh, what about you?”
“Oh I...don’t have one yet.”
“Really? Well then why?”
“I’ve just been...preoccupied. I’ll get one soon enough.”
“Hm. Alright. So how’s your life been?”
“Good I, uh...recently got engaged.”
His eyes went wide. There was a moment of silence. Guess he’s processing that. “To-to who?” He finally spoke.
“Zeke Ventral.” I said simply. Not exactly a lie, but not the truth either.
“Oh my. Well that’s amazing. I’m happy you finally found someone who accepted you for who you are.”
“Heh, yeah. He goes with the flow.”
“Well I’m glad he’s the weird kind of kinky and not judgmental.”
… That’s mainly Rune’s influence. “Heh, yeah.”
“So, how did you meet him?”
“Oh, uh...He rescued me, on the world the Crystal heart sent me too.”
“Oh, you were in the Crystal Empire the day everything went to hell?”
“Yes, I was going to put on a show but, the heart happened first.” I managed to continue this small talk or a while til Trixie’s dad saw the time and realized he had only ten minutes left.
“Yikes. Time sure flies. Well, it was good to see you again Trixie, you should visit sometime.”
“Or you could visit me.” I said.
”NOOOOOOO!!!” Trixie suddenly yelled in my head.
”Ouch! Warning next time!” I mentally yelled back at her.
“I’d love that.” He said. “How’s this sunday? It’s my day off.”
“Sure…” I said, trying to work through the migraine Trixie just gave us. Trixie’s dad smiled, waving goodbye as he left.
”Did you have to scream that loud?!”
”Why did you invite him?! He’ll come over and never give us privacy!”
”He seemed pretty calmed. Maybe he changed?”
”I… Huh, you’re right. He was calm, nothing like the last time I saw him. Actually, before he’d miss hours of work to just watch over and talk with me, even over pointless stuff.”
”Well whatever the case he’s coming over and we still have time to kill, so you take over and get the food now so later we can start training your body.”
”You had me at food.”
The meal was great, and filling. We ate slowly as to kill time faster then once our time was up e headed back to the castle. I swore when I entered I saw Eclipse entering a DTL to leave...shit I wonder if I should tell him? Well, he’s family, but the more people know the more likely this secret is to get out, but if I don’t explain something more questions and suspicions will be raised. I guess I will have to tell them, Eclipse and the Foretellers. John when I see him next too. Hmm...Yeah, Alex is definitely going to try and hit on me too before I can explain… should I have fun with that again? Heheh, yeah, I am.
Once back home I looked for some sweat pants and a t-shirt to wear.
”Don’t forget the sports bra.” Trixie said as I managed to wrestle off the one we had on.
“Another one? Seriously?” I groan.
”Relax, they’re like a short shirt, you can just wear that and the sweat pants, which make my butt look fat by the way.”
“You are way to self conscious.” I say aloud. I had to borrow a sports bra of Rarity’s, it’s scarry we’re the same size...she and Trixie...there’s no saving that… Hope she doesn’t mind. With that done I went to the parkour room we had built to keep the kids and my agility and speed up, as well as quick thinking. I took a deep breath, looking at a wall made to run along and ran, gaining speed as I quickly wall ran across it and landed with a roll, perfectly landing back to my feet. “Still got it- ouch!” I yelp, my, Trixie’s...damn this body and it’s boobs!
”Ouch! More space between your arms and our chest! That hurst!
”Why are they so sensitive!?!?
”Puberty was a pain. Having both genitals I had two sets of hormones rushing through me during puberty. My chest was the first to grow in and it was fast, ever since then they’ve always been extra sensitive to touch and pressure. Doctor said it was the result of the hormones trying to counter each other. Clearly the female one won, otherwise I’d look more like my dad.”
”More than you do now?”
”Yes. Think about it, why do I look so much like my dad?”
”... He’s a…”
”Yup. Which makes him my mother as well.”
“Well no wonder he’s was so clingy! He was both parents to you!” I said out loud.
”Yeah…”
“...You had a weird childhood huh?
”Yup.
I worked out in the parkour room for a good three hours before heading off to the weight lifting and track room for the rest. Trixie’s body, with my alterations added from the Maiden, can lift seven hundred pounds in each arm alone, and ovar a thousand together. Damn, I was stronger than I thought. Running wasn’t too hard either. I was able to run for half an hour straight without needing to rest for a bit. All in all it turns out I didn’t need as much exercise as I thought. Though I will have to come up with something harder to make any kind of progress.
“Z-Trixie!” I turned around, seeing Rarity come up. “I’m so glad I finally found you- is that one of my sports bras?”
“Heh, yes, and it’s me.” I said, taking off the ring, making the illusion fade. “Twilight made this so I could take over if needed in public.” I explained.
“Ah, well thank you for telling me love, and if you needed some sports bras all you had to do was ask.”
I blushed. “Heh...yeah… So, what brings you here?”
“Oh, well I redid your pouch...I made the mistake of dumping it’s contents...I would have been done sooner but putting everything back inside it was so very time consuming.”
“Heh, yeah, I picked up and kept everything I found while there.” I explained. Rarity gave me the remade pouch bag. It was now the same blond as my old hair, with some light blue stitches and seams to reflect Trixie’s coat. “It actually looks better than I expected.”
“Darling I know you’ll be fighting a bunch, so I wanted it fashionable but reasonably small to keep from becoming cumbersome or in the way.”
“Thanks.” I said, giving her a quick kiss, her face lighting up red. “Heh, not that used to this yet?”
“Well, it’s still an adjustment… I’m just glad it’s you darling. You can change bodies a million times and we won’t care, so long as it’s still you.”
“Heh, thanks but this is permanent, so I’m not changing bodies at all from now on.”
“Hm, it’s good to have you back for real Zeke, and Charlie has been treating us just as you do, in all the departments.”
“Heh, good to know.”
“So, what will you be doing in the near future?”
“Huh...I guess get some Keyblade armor, then head off to some worlds, or if needed the realm of darkness.”
“Uhh...are you sure that’s a good idea? Last time you went there we were told you blew up…”
“Heheh… fairpoint. In that case I guess I’ll try and make contact with either Eclipse or the Foretellers, or John soon. They best know I’m back for good.”
“Yes. Oh, Eclipse was here just earlier darling but left not too long ago. He spoke with Charlie and it seems Charlie didn't tell him about your state.”
“Makes sense, without me there to prove that I am me and Charlie is the clone it would be hard convincing him, and the others for that matter. Looks like til Charlie can get a free day I’ll just be exploring. Maybe I’ll check up on Bolitaria.”
“Bolitaria? Is that the world you were on?”
“Yeah. All the demons and...less desirables I took care of, including the Old One, but since it is a rather dark world I won't be surprised if Heartless or other things start appearing, there aren't many people laft there, but those who did survive have strong wills and hearts, and since I can't control them anymore there a big threat.”
Rarity sighed, brushing back some hair that fell out of place. “This will be an issue come this second war… Zeke, do we have to fight this war.”
“If it was something dumb like us against Ben, John or the Foretellers then we’d laugh and avoid the fighting, but with Kexez, My darkness going mad, and Spoiled leading my evil cloned family along with god knows what else.”
“Well, at least we know what side is good and which isn't. That usually isn't so clear in times of war.”