//------------------------------// // Chapter 25 // Story: I Just Walk Away // by madhat886 //------------------------------// "So you're all planeteers now?" Johnny Bravo asked Sunset as they sat at the counter at Moe's. "Yes Johnny we ended up in a crossover world with Captain Planet and Wall-E. We turn on all the other Wall-E robots and reprogram them to continue on crushing the trash into squares so other robots can put them into the recyclers. Which breaks down the trans so they can be use to make robots from Horizon Dawn and more Wall-E's to clean up the planet. Not to mention give me and the others a supply of resources to use later," Sunset explains. "That's going to give you alot of brownie points with the different Gaia's and other eco friends," Johnny said. "Yeah and raise our ranks in the guild," Sunset said. "So where's the old captain now?" Johnny ask. "Over there," Sunset said pointing to a table that's full of Captain Planets from other universes both male and female and between. "Needs time to adjust to everything?" Johnny ask. "I thought spending some time with his counterparts who come from a good future world help him," Sunset said. "So how powerful is he?" Johnny ask. "Planet level," Sunset said. "Planet level?" Johnny ask. "He is as powerful as the planet he is on. On a normal planet he can use all the elements and powers of said planet and if it's a planet with magic he can use all the magic. He's a powerhouse on the level of Superman, with some weaknesses mainly to pollution and strong negative emotions. In fact he draws power from any form of light like Superman does, with any other element there is but for toxic. Making him all but unbeatable while on a planet. The only reason why he's cheesey in his world is because of the logic that universe runs on. Like that plane the planeteers ride in that runs on solar power and can travel around the world very fast, none of them ever bothered to give an eco-friendly machine to the masses where it could had done alot of good," Sunset said. "Yeah, I know what you mean. Most of my counterparts are just like the cartoon. But lucky for me my dad is Duke Nukem and he taught me a thing or two," Johnny said. "He's your dad? Well that explains why you're dating so many women," Sunset said. "Yeah, I'm a chick magnet but don't worry I'm not the kind of guy who sleeps around," Johnny said. "Really?" Sunset ask. "That's what my mama taught me. Dating lots of women to find if there's a connection is one thing but I'm saving myself for the gal I want to marry," Johnny said. "By the way where are the others?" "Twilight and the others have used one of the station's gateways to go visit one of the worlds that is a portal hub," Sunset said. "Oh right one of the worlds that has it's own dimensional network. So which one?" Johnny ask. "The one that's a Jetsons and Harry Potter world," Sunset said. "Wait the one with the muggles all living in a high tech world of floating cities while the magic users refusing to give up their magic because their magic short out technolgy of that world and caused entire cities to fall from the sky in the past. That the muggles created anti-magic fields that depowers anything magic in nature. Which caused the magic users to live in overcrowded magic islands and ramshackle floating communities right out of a Waterworld, with only the rich and power of the magic community having any real space?" Johnny ask. "Yup," Sunset said. ! Jetsons/Harry Potter world - "435 years ago the planet's atmospheric temperature peaked. Earth's remaining ice melted and the planet lost 22 percent of the remaining land mass worldwide. Every country did what it could to adapt, but then the Hanlon meteor struck what was known as the Pacific ocean. Chaos ensued. The Hanlon was two hundred miles across and three miles high and made up of 95 percent ice. Before long, it melted, pushing water levels far above even the highest places left on the planet. Add the earthquakes and eruptions the entire planet was no longer suited for human life. What remained of mankind headed into orbit and took residence in the space stations they had built for just that kind of emergency. The number of people left behind was staggering, but nothing could be done. After many years in space mankind return to the planet building floating cities. That is now home to not only humans but also the surviving magical non-humans," Twilight said as she read the guild book as she, Trixie, Kasumi, and Naruto were stopping at a fast food place called Star Burgers. "What about the magic users?" Naruto asked. "Here we go," Twilight said flipping through the guild and finding the brief history on the magical world. "The magical world having long isolated themselves from the muggle world, when the water rose they used their magic to make pieces of land to float on the water. With how dense the muggle cities became with more advancements in technology the magical world retreated to the floating islands abandoning old magical settlements that became covered in the raising waters. Using magic they remain hidden from the muggles. When the Hanlon meteor struck it caused tidal waves that sank many of the islands while others sank as the impact disrupted the magical laylines of the planet. Causing magic to either fail or be weaken, with many magic users have to combine their magic together to perform spells that has continued to this day. The magic laylines caused the magical creatures hidden by magic to be revealed once the magic fields weaken...." "And then what?" Trixie ask. "There's a lot here so I'll just give you the main points. The magic users refused to take in muggles who were left behind or the non-humans, who survived the best they could on ships and anything else that could float. When the muggles return from space and began building the floating cities some magic users tried to move in but because of their magic caused several buildings to fall. That caused the muggles to build anti-magic machines to keep them from using magic. Also because of how the magic users refused to help the muggles and the non-humans, they were in return left to fend for themselves. Which in the last couple of hundred years has caused them to become stagnated and the overcrowded islands become slums. Many of the magic users refuse to give up their magic and is the reason why they remain on the floating islands and those who are muggle born refuse to learn magic," Twilight said summing up the information. "The magic users are only living in the slums because they don't want to give up on their magic?" Kasumi asked. "Yup from what the guide book says," Twilight said. "Wait if the magic users are all isolated on a few floating islands and muggle borns refuse to give up their lifestyle here. Meaning there's little new people coming to live there. Wouldn't that mean they're inbreds at this point?" Naruto ask. "Well since we're only here to shop around there's no reason for us to check," Trixie said. "Besides I want to go off and visit some other worlds before we head back to our homeworld." "Our fans will be wondering what happen to us," Twilight said. Her comlink began ringing and when she answers it to her surprise Skuld face appeared on the screen. "Get Rick on the line," Skuld snaps. "What?" Twilight ask. "He block my calls," Skuld said. "Ok," Twilight said calling up Rick. "What is it horsebutts?" Rick said appearing on a second screen. "RICK!" Skuld shouted out. "Oh it's you what you want?" Rick ask. "Do you know what you did! You challenge me to see who's smart and I spent over a quintillion on equipments and other resources just to show you who's smarter. Then you just up and say I win after I spent so much on it and effort in making it!" Skuld shouted. What did you make?" Kasumi ask. "She made a giant machine that serves no use other than being used for a very specific interest. A galaxy size air hockey table that only beings who can make themselves galaxy size being able to use it," Rick said. "What? That's it?" Naruto ask. "Do you have any idea what kind of work you have to put into in making a galaxy size air hockey table that works on that scale? Not to mention all the resources that I had to gather not to mention the money," Skuld said. "Wait how did you get that kind of money and resources?" Trixie ask. "She hack her way into the bank of the gods and demons. Which caused both gods and demons of that universe to become bankrupt," Rick said. "Bankrupt?" Twilight ask. "Gods and demons do have a banking system in most universes anyways. And this turd went and cause a market crash that crippled her universe gods and demons," Rick said. "And now we're all have to work extra to pay off the loans from other universes," Skuld growls. "Which is why you're wearing a weenie on your head?" Naruto ask. "It's part of my uniform," Skuld sighed as she's wearing a hat with a weenie on it. "You're punishment for getting everyone into the mess you made?" Kasumi ask. "I'm force to work at a fast food place and unable to do anything else till, I paid off what I took out of my wages. Do you have any idea how long it will take me to pay off the bill on my low wages?" Skuld said sulking. "Wait you went and tried to outdo Rick, wasting tons of money on it and didn't expect him to pull a fast one on you?" Trixie ask. "Gods and demons are so easy to fool," Rick said laughing. "You planned that didn't you," Twilight said to Rick. "So what? I'm not the only Rick who does it," Rick said. "That's so true," Zeus said dress as a worker for Star Burgers. "You too?" Trixie ask. "Pretty much," Zeus said. "I might be the devil but Rick is the devil," Satan said dress as the manager of the store. "Yup and don't you forget it," Rick said signing off. "So what well you have?" Zeus said going back to doing his low paying job. ! A Wind Named Amnesia verse - The screen showed an alien city in chaos as an energy shield covered the entire planet making all technology on said planet to fail. Sophia who came to Earth to study the humans could only watch as her world is torn apart. The other aliens who appeared on Earth had restored all the memories of the humans undoing what her race did. Then the older alien who appeared on a viewing screen had gone and destroyed her planet. (1) "Well at least we don't have to worry about your race repeating what they did on Earth," Twilight said. "Do you realize what you have done?" Sophia shouted struggling to free herself from Yes Man who is holding her. "Destroyed evil aliens who go around destroying other races just because they see them as a threat even if the humans had no idea there were other races on other planets to begin with," Twilight said. "It was for their own good!" Sophia shouted. "Well what we're doing to your race is for your own good too," Rick said having finish up on the energy field to use the light of that system star to power it, making it last forever. "And I'm broadcasting this all around your planet so that everyone knows why all of your race technology no longer works and nothing more advance then a steam engine will ever work on your planet forever or till someone like me decides to take down the field." ""You monsters!" Sophia shouted. "That's the kettle calling the pot black. Yes Man throw her back home," Twilight said as she opens a portal to Sophia's planet and Yes Man tossing her in to join her people in surviving on their world without their advance technology. ! Star Trek Enterprise - After giving the Valakians the cure for their genetic disease, Twilight stared at the screen with captain Archer on the deck of his ship. "Well seeing how you captain Archer could had given a cure to the Valakians but didn't because you didn't want to play god. Is it so much to just help someone or a group of people who need help? Well it's clear your Federation or whatever isn't a group that my group should have anything to do with. Have fun dealing with Q," Twilight said as she activates the portal teleporting the RV in the form a space ship away. ! Star Trek Reboot Verse - The Enterprise had just saved the primitive inhabitants of the planet Nibiru from a cataclysmic volcanic eruption. Which exposed them to the natives in order to save Spock. When a massive space ship appeared in front of the ship. "We're getting a hail for the ship," Uhura said. "Put it on screen," Kirk said. The screen shows a purple skin and haired woman. "Kirk it's been awhile," the woman said. "Do I know you?" Kirk ask. "Oh yes I forgot thanks to the time travel with the Narada change things. You haven't met me yet. It's so hard to keep things straight after the timeline is changed," the woman said. "Are you a time traveler?" Kirk ask. "Kind of. I'm teleporting a little gift for you for what you did. I was kind of worried that you wouldn't be like the Kirk I knew but you showed me otherwise. Still alot of work to do but you did showed how you are willing to save a primitive race from being wipe out, saving your friend by exposing yourselves to said race to do so. Which is why I giving you a gift. As I never like how that prime rule keeps people from doing the right thing, especially when a race is asking for help," the woman said. "What's the gift?" Kirk ask. "Blueprints for a recycler machine and some other things," the woman said. "Who are you?" Kirk ask. "Now that's... a secret. But if you meet Q you can ask," the woman said cutting off the screen. The massive ship just disappear from sight and none of the computers could track it. ! In the RV - On the screen is a massive pile of men all having gay sex. With characters ranging from anime and manga the likes of Dragonball, Bleach and stuff like that to Marvel, DC, and many others. All the hot sexy males are all pairing off and having a sex in a massive pile of bodies. Twilight, Sunset, Trixie, and Kasumi are glad that Naruto is off spending some guy time with Captain Planet and is away from the RV. "Why did you switch to this?" Trixie ask red faced. "My counterpart told me about this world saying it's something to be seen. But she didn't tell me why," Kasumi said still watching. "A mega crossover world with just about everyone in it. The women are all into yaoi and the men are all gay and like being in piles of.... and....," Twilight began to say but lost steam as she couldn't look away. She could spot her human counterpart and the others either watching, taking pictures, recording or collecting... well at least that explains why there are still children around. "We really should turn it off," Sunset said spotting a few guys here and there that she recognized. "There's no hurry," Kasumi said as she and the others all continue to watch. "We turn it off when the guys come back," Trixie said. "Agreed," all the others said.