Welcome to Equestria, dood.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd


Darkness and a Ass Kicking, dood.

I wanted to add another Disgaea character to the story, dood, now here he is!


~dood~[/hr]

This chapter starts out in Rarity’s shop, she managed to convince the Council of Twilight to give up the materia, so now she is using them for dresses, now knowing to never let Sweetie Belle near them, thinking she can handle them better, dood. “So, why are you attaching the very things that turned the Boutique into an ice sculpture to jewelry?” Rainbow Dash asked, nudging a green orb that hung from her neck.

“Ss dangerous as they may be, I am sure that we can use them safely, since we now know that to use them, we utter the command for It.” The marshmallow pony said in a dignified manner while levitating a yellow orb.

“Do you know which orb does what, sugar cube?” Applejack said uneasy about the red orb that is now connected to her Stetson Hat, Rarity was about to say something but couldn’t for the life of her figure the answer out, dood. “No idea, maybe Twilight or even the prinnies know? Super Pal did explain to us what they are.”

“I have no idea which each one is, dood. Only Gigavolt would know since she has a P.I.A.S.S. dood” Super Pal said, a P.I.A.S.S is an acronym for Portable. Inventory. And. Status. Screen. Basically all the menus players had access to in video games; Gigavolt can bring up in reality, dood. “

So do we borrow it from Gigavolt, or can we purchase from a secret store?” Rainbow Dash inquired, dood, I shake my head and say

“Nah, Gigavolt built it herself, remember that she is great at technology, so she probably has a whole lot of machines designed for everything in her workshop, dood.” All the ponies and the prinnies that are not me sigh, dood.

We head to Twilight’s library to see if she can help us, only to see a bizarre sign, there were still four Twilights, but one was a giant spider with her own webbing, big purple spider, like a black widow but replace the hourglass with Twi’s cutie mark, her head was spider-like too, but no fangs, her normal mane cut was there, and she had the eight eye’s but they seem to be reading from three books at once.

There was also a human Twilight sitting on a couch across from Spider-light, tanned complexion (which is remarkable for someone that sits indoors, dood), a purple sweater vest, white shirt underneath and a purple skirt, her hair was in the same style as the original Twilight’s but more of a boring long hair thing, Lyra was sitting next to her reading with her.

The final different Twilight had the same body style as Discord, her left arm was a eagle talon, right arm was a bear claw, her legs, torso and head were normal, but her eyes were different, one was yellow the other was purple, she also had a big left fang, she evidently had a bat wing and Pegasus wing on each side of her back, she was reading upside down drink a glass of chocolate milk, then chewing on the milk portion of it after finishing with the glass.

The normal Twilight was in the middle of it, still her ponyself, reading the same god damn spellbook we found in Chapter eight, Spike was trying to clean up after the Spider-light Sparkle. “Hey guys, there is a spell here that can alter the shape of anything into whatever I want! I turned a glass of water into pure gold, it’s over there.” She pointed to a bar of solid gold on the counter. “This book is so amazing!” She was as happy as a clam, dood.

“That’s cool dood, but can you help us with the materia? We don’t know what each one does, dood.” Mr. K says, because I finally decided to give him lines, dood. Twilight looked at it in deep thought, then looked up to the weird Twilight, “Hey Discord-Twilight, I enhanced you with deciphering, right?”

The Draconequus looked down “Yup, what do you need Original-Twilight?” The weird Twilight said as she floated down to look at the green orb we held out, dood. “This one is fire.” She simply said, she went back to her spot by opening a door and reappearing through a curtain. After hearing fire; the Original Twilight panicked and teleported us out of her library, dood.

“Sorry everypony, but I don’t want anything flammable in my library.” She said through the door, dood. We got up only to hear a really loud noise, sounded too familiar, dood.

“What is that? It’s not bad, actually.” Rainbow Dash said, as she floated to the town square,

“Why does this remind me of Trixie?” Applejack said all sour about it. Rarity just made a face as we all made our way to the town square, dood. We prinnies were a little paranoid as we have all heard this track, dood.

“Welcome one and all, to the Dark Hero’s first ever show in Equestria! From Hades with love, please give a round of applause to, Axel!” said the humanoid figure on the large stage that took up one third of the entire square. He was a blonde figure with purple lightning-shaped eye brows, he wore a white long coat, with chains around both wrists, he isn’t wearing a shirt underneath his coat, which leaves us all exposed to the star stickers that are placed over each of his…I’d rather not say, dood. He wears purple pants with a chain belt similar to how he wears them around his wrists, he is currently carrying a guitar, Gigavolt is on stage looking like she is about to hurt him. “I’d like to thank Gigavolt for opening the way to Equestria; so that I, the Dark Hero and Netherworld President, Axel can give his equine fans what they deserve.” He yelled into a microphone, dood. Behind him was a pink cat demon that was half his size, it looked like a small baby human in an over sized cat suit but that’s not a costume, she had small bat wings and sharp claws, next to the cat was an angel, light blue hair, rather, celestial dress, with pure white wings, he was bleeding from the mouth, but seemed disappointed in something, dood.

Axel looked our direction, and noticed us, dood. “What are prinnies doing in Equestria? You guys aren’t supposed to be here, thankfully since it’s the Dark Hero that found you, he’ll be gentle and let you all stay for his show.” He said with a smirk, I wanted to hit him, dood.

“What’s this guy’s problem?” Rainbow Dash asked, now gaining the Dark Hero’s attention, “THE Rainbow Dash, doesn’t know the Dark Hero? Equestria must have been locked down good.” He said with a sad tone, the ponies were confused,

“How do you know Rainbow Dash?” Rarity asked, Axel went back to being smug.

“It was I and Master Emizel that that brought ‘My Little Pony’ to the Netherworld; you won’t believe how popular you girls are, especially in the human world.” He seemed to be in pure glee, “I didn’t believe the so-called ‘Pinkie Pie’ Prinnies when they said some of the ‘Twilight’ Prinnies found a way here, but when I saw Fenrich order Gigavolt into Equestria, I knew there was a way here.” It sounded like he was gloating, dood.

The cat-saber walked up to meet us. “You should feel honored that Axel is a brony, meow. Or he would have killed Celestia and taken this world for himself in a heartbeat, purr," She said, the angel came up next, “Can we leave, Mister Axel? Nothing has tried to kill us yet, I thought there would be things here that would rip us limb from limb, and yet there are only colorful ponies.” The angel seemed sad about this, dood, bloody masochists.

“Not to fear, Pink and Main Character B, we are here to throw the concert of a life time, then take over so that ‘My Little Pony’ becomes ‘The Dark Hero Friendship Hour’ with the popularity of the fan base, it’s full proof, now we just need to kidnap Lauren Faust and blackmail her into writing and producing the story for us, and Daniel Ingnam to help me write some catchy songs, it’ll be the best thing ever!” He yells triumphantly, dood, fully believing his idiot plan would work.

“We won’t let ya take over Equestria, even if it is for fans.” Applejack stood her ground defiantly, against Axel and his entourage. They laughed dood.

“Please, you’re just the farm pony. All you can do is kick things, work and tell the truth, I’ll be worried when Pinkie Pie goes up against me.” As if called upon Pinkie materialized on stage playing the first minute of a mind-bending song; all on a triangle, dood. “Damn, she has some moves, but you guys still don’t have the elements of harmony, Fluttershy, or Twilight, so you can’t stop me.” He said in a very ‘Trixie’ way, dood. He turned and went back up to his stage to meet Pinkie, when from the corner of my eye, I catch the head of Discord Twilight whispering something into Applejack’s ear, a grin came across her face as she said, “Ultimate End.”

The ground came loose as Axel, Pink, and Main Character B fell in, they were suddenly attacked by a knight that wielded a buster blade, the second knight struck with a lance, the third casted a powerful fire spell, the fourth flattened them with a mace, the fifth used a long sword, the sixth knight attacked with a hammer, the seventh knight brought the pain with a blizzard spell, the eighth knight slashed by them with a trident, the ninth casts a comet spell, the tenth knight attacked with a naginata, the eleventh brought the hurt with a battle axe, the twelfth decided to be boring by attacking with a simple sword, the thirteenth knight, King ‘mother-fucking’ Arthur, pimped slapped some demons with Excalibur, as the sky cleared up and brought the unfortunate victims back to Equestria, dood. (forgive my use to language for that one, dood.)

Axel looked up in fear at Applejack, who was smiling after that scene of awesomeness, a earth pony summoned the Knights of the Round Table, who would have known, dood? “When did you guys get materia?” Axel asked, only to have his face kiss dirt again, as Gigavolt stood on top of his head.

“So you stole my materia.” She hopped off Axel’s head and walked up to us, “Give them back.” She sounded pissed, dood.

“What if you decide to attack Equestria with these things, you saw what AJ did, and these things could do a lot of damage.” Rainbow Dash yelled, into Gigavolt’s face.

Gigavolt maintained her posture as she huffed, “Those things are not toys, and I merely wish to study them, I don’t get a lot of chances at seeing materia due to inter-dimensional travel being a bitch.” We heard some ponies gasp at Gigavolt’s language, dood.

“So what, we are keeping them, and that’s that.” Rainbow turned and crossed her hooves.

Gigavolt shook her head. “Why am I even asking nicely anymore?” she asked herself as she activated her horn, dood. She forced each materia out of their spot and into a bag she conveniently had on her at the time, dood, the ponies were not amused by this. Gigavolt did the usual annoyed huff thing and walked back to her shop, she at least had the curtesy of levitating Axel and his two friends off the ground, the angel looked like he had the best night of his life, dood, eww.

We return to Twilight’s library, to find that it is back to normal, no strange Twilights everywhere, but the one Twilight we all knew was asleep on the ground. Me, Super Pal, and Mr. K help Lady Sparkle to her bed after saying our good bye to Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity. Master Cupcake was apparently in the kitchen all day making snacks for Twilight, her clones, Spike, and himself. Chocolate returned from Fluttershy’s place, and we all sat down to some sardine soup, we joked a bit, spoke of our day, Cupcake and Chocolate cringed when they heard Axel was in town, dood.

“Man, I miss all the fun stuff, I was at Fluttershy’s place tending to a wounded Ursa Minor, dood. That’s not very fun.” Chocolate complained. Master Cupcake just shrugged, “at least I had a somewhat quiet day, even with four Twilights, and nothing too bad happened, dood.” We all try to raise a brow, since we lack one, dood “Well, after she multiplied herself and changed their form, they all pretty much read, except for Human-Light, who was also answering questions for Lyra, dood. Anyways, apparently Twilight tried another spell and it opened a path to another world, she poked her head inside and brought out that sword, dood.” We all look towards a big ass sword, it looked like was big even for a demon, gold coloring, that looked rather flat and plain if not for the fact that not only it hooked at the end, dood, it also had a disk floating in it with a fist etched to it.

“Well, that’s all for tonight, dood. I can’t stand this madness, dood.” I got up and went to bed, the others trailing behind me.


~dood~[/hr]

Next Episode!

Fusion Fool: There is a legend in Equestria, dood.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy, who does Twilight save this time?

Fusion Fool: They say that a pony that manages to win the heart of the lavender princess will rule Equestria forever, dood.

Twilight: Not this.

Fusion Fool: Five nations are in a bitter battle to obtain the princess' hoof, only one can win, dood.

Rainbow Dash: What with all this 'shipping' as you call it.

Master Cupcake: It's one of the many things we do as bronies, though it isn't limited to just that, dood.

Fusion Fool: Smaller nations and freedom fighters all now compete against the five nations for the princess, dood.

Pinkie Pie: Wait, there is more then five? Who are they?

Super Pal: Guys that ship Miss Twilight with Luna, Trixie, Cheerilee, Celestia, Spitfire, and others, dood.

Fusion Fool: Next Episode: The Tower of Magic! Princess Twilight is the true heir of Equestria, and only one can rule beside her, dood!

Twilight: I don't want to rule, I'd rather read and learn.

Celestia: Spoil sport.


~dood~[/hr]
this was suppose to be the final chapter, dood, but I forgot how I was going to end this story, now it just looks like I'm milking it, dood.

Thank you for reading, and bonus points to who ever can figure out what that sword is at the end of the story, even with my poor description skills.