Diary, please help!
You know a couple of entries ago, when I told you that Ditzy tried to swallow her dishwasher and almost succeeded? Literally anything could happen in her household! In case you don't remember, I had to get the surgeon to operate at her house! Anyway, enough old news. Today, we were making muffins, and we had to transplant the kitchen. I don't even know what happened! One second, we were pouring the batter into the cups, the next second, no kitchen! Just a bombing site with a clumsy muffin lover and her responsible cousin. I hate this! ~Dinky Doo
My parents were pretty stupid to leave me at Ditzy's house. I would have loved to go to the crystal empire! Anyway, They could have left me in Maud Pie's cavern and I'd still have a more fun time than this. And, as everypony knows, Maud Pie is... Dull.
Asleep in Ditzy's house is no better than awake. Luckily, Ditzy agreed to give me her bed. She slept on the floor. I still wasn't too proud about that.
The next day was Friday, so at least I didn't have to spend all day with Ditzy.
"It's time to go to school, Dinky." she said.
"You're not taking me!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah, I am."
"I can go by myself! You live literally thirty seconds away from the school."
"You could walk for thirty seconds, but anything could happen to you during that time!"
"What?" I chuckled "You think I'll get chased by a guitar when I pass the music shop?"
"That's exactly what I envisioned!"
"Listen, Ditzy, I can take care of myself! I don't need you to bring me to school, it's just across the street!"
Of course, Ditzy refused. I had to bring a really big hat to hide my face in the street and avoid the embarrassment.
I got to school with a face so red it almost spread to my mane. I was practically a radish.
"Uhh... Dinky Doo?" said Miss Cheerilee.
"What do you want?" I asked, annoyedly.
"What's with that rash on your face?"
"Ditzy Doo brought me to school."
The reaction of the class was not fun. It was like they went to a beach and saw a shark attack in action. It was like they were watching an operation at the operating theatre. It was like... Like... Like they found out that Ditzy took me to school.
Tomorrow's another day! I thought Another day that might be worse...