I trotted downstairs conjured myself up a large breakfast, I would need the energy to keep up with the party pony. Discord teleported down stairs and frowned “Why are you eating such a large breakfast?”
I deadpanned “Two words, Pinkie Pie.”
Discord nodded “Fair enough, I’m off to see Twilight.” He clicked his claws and vanished.
I smiled “Good luck.”
I peacefully costumed all the food in silence and then grabbed a pair of saddlebags to carry anything Pinkie would load onto me as well as carry my bit pouch. I trotted into Ponyville only to notice the glares I received from a lot of ponies, the fact I had to wonder what they were glaring at me for, the Ursa Minor, the Alicorn Amulet or the Duel with Twilight made me frown, I have way too many reasons for the ponies to hate me.
I bumped into something and fell over, I groaned as I realised I bumped into the door of Sugarcube Corner, I ducked as I entered. Pinkie bounced over “Hiya Trix.”
I smiled nervously “Hi Pinkie, um do you need help with anything?”
Pinkie shouted “Of course, I need to get you ready for the show, we have a comedy routine to perform.” I gasped as she dragged me into the kitchen she then through me in the basement.
I got up only to see Pinkie standing there, I scowled “Pinkie what the hell?”
Pinkie smiled “We have a comedy routine to set up, I want to make some foals smile.”
I asked “How much time do we have?”
Pinkie grins “No time.” I barely blinked as I was thrown into a box, I looked around to see myself in Twilight’s castle.
I thought (How to be humorous, as of course act like Discord.)
I blinked as I hear a loud noise turned around to see Pinkie cleaving through the door with an axe, she grinned “Here’s Pinkie.”
I grinned back as she broke down the door, I opened a door next to me and jumped into it. I poked my head out of the door behind her and poked her bottom with a needle, she yelped as she turned around for the door to have closed behind her. I poked my head out of the door and giggled “I’m over here.”
I then poked my head out of another door “Over here.”
I blinked as I heard a burst of magic blasted a door down, Twilight scowled “What the buck are you two doing?”
I shouted “Pinkie what now?!”
Pinkie dropped her axe and shouted “Run!” We jumped through a door laughing as we ran between doors randomly as Twilight fired blast of magic at where we were. My hooves glowed then thousands of me and Pinkie where running through the hallways giggling and laughing.
Twilight screamed as she fired all kinds of spells at us, I blinked as the clones dissapeared and I turned to see Discord glaring at me and Pinkie. Pinkie grabbed me before Discord could click his claws and pulled us into a an empty room. I saw strings surrounding me, I asked “What is this place?”
Pinkie frowned “This is the true source of chaos, even Discord has only seen glimpses of this place. I never use my full powers because of how dangerous they are, chaos is a great responsibility. Even Melody can’t access this place, I am it’s guardian older than time itself but I need a new body every hundred years.”
I gasped “Who are you really Pinkie Pie?”
Pinkie frowned “Chancellor Puddinghead, Party Wiz, Mr Joker, Silly Putty and that’s just to name a few, I’m not the same being I was the Rainboom changed me in ways I can’t imagine.” She then grinned “I guess all I can do is make ponies smile.”
She pulled the two of us out again and we were in Sugarcube Corner. A whole bunch of foals were smiling “That was a great show, it was really funny.”
I gasped “They were watching?”
Pinkie smiled “Of course I needed a partner and you did such a great job, you knew exactly what to do to make them laugh, isn’t that right.”
The foals nodded happily “Oh it was so awesome, you were amazing and that getaway from Discord was great too, you two just vanished.”
I blushed “Thanks.”
After the foals left Pinkie said “You will not tell anypony anything of what you saw in there.”
I smiled “I cross my heart, hope to fly and stick a cupcake in my eye.”
Pinkie smiled “I’ll speak to Discord so you don’t get into trouble.”
I smiled “Thanks Pinkie do you need some help baking?”
Pinkie smiled “I might, that did take longer than I thought.” I nodded and we baked up a storm for the rest of the day, I could feel a warm tingling in my chest all day.