Alright, who decided it was a good idea for Microsoft, Apple, and Google to merge into a single megacorporation to face off against YouTwitFace on the market?
"Holy crap, where's that voice coming from?" Anon mused, looking up from mowing the lawn with LawnPo.
"Eh." Miss Stabby-Stab shrugged. "Ignore the guy. He'll only annoy you."
Butter Knife proceeded to be smacked in the face by a stray tennis racket launched via Ego Boost's Alicron-mounted mini-trebuchet.
"HEY!"
But seriously. MicrAppGoo? Sounds like my crap goo, if you ask me. Are they trying to one-up YouTwitFace or something?
"Mister Narrator." Butter Knife deadpanned as she did an interwebz, "Youtube is owned by Google."
'Dunno 'bout you, Angst Sandwich, but this is my story universe, and so YouTwitFace and MicrAppGoo are competitors.
"You just admitted to being the one who decided it was a good idea for those three companies to merge."
Well, darnit.
Butter Knife pulled out a MicrAppGoo iLumiPixelPhone and started watching edgy meme videos. Because that's what all edgelords do... right?
"Whatever."