//------------------------------// // Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie // Story: Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs) // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// VERSE 1 Life is dark life is cruel Those in power are all fools So much hurt, so much pain Does a number on my brain Month to month, year to year Must we live in constant fear? How I wish you could appear Wipe away all of our tears Just to see your smile In person would be grand You’d spread happiness throughout the land! CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour VERSE 2 Go to school learn the rules Go to work and be a tool With that job buy a house Buy a car and find a spouse You’ll go far if you try So they tell us, it’s a lie Be a star or be a spy Doesn’t matter we all die It’s a sad conclusion That I’ll never get to share A life with my favorite mare CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour BRIDGE Maybe you’re a cartoon But you sure feel real to me And I wish you were in my reality There are many ladies, oh so lovely I have met But there have been none as animated yet. CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour Pinkie pie, pinkie pie Hold me close and close your eyes Happy sighs as we idly pass the hours Making love, making puns Living life as if we’re one Oh if only this sweet vision were A real party practitioner I’d do more than envision her Life would be sweet not sour