Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)

by Super Trampoline


Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie

VERSE 1
Life is dark life is cruel
Those in power are all fools
So much hurt, so much pain
Does a number on my brain
Month to month, year to year
Must we live in constant fear?
How I wish you could appear
Wipe away all of our tears

Just to see your smile
In person would be grand
You’d spread happiness throughout the land!

CHORUS
Pinkie pie, pinkie pie
how I wish that I could lie
Next to you in a field of happy flowers
Having lunch, having fun,
Neath the warm afternoon sun
Oh if only I could be your cup of flour

VERSE 2
Go to school learn the rules
Go to work and be a tool
With that job buy a house
Buy a car and find a spouse
You’ll go far if you try
So they tell us, it’s a lie
Be a star or be a spy
Doesn’t matter we all die

It’s a sad conclusion
That I’ll never get to share
A life with my favorite mare

CHORUS
Pinkie pie, pinkie pie
how I wish that I could lie
Next to you in a field of happy flowers
Having lunch, having fun,
Neath the warm afternoon sun
Oh if only I could be your cup of flour

BRIDGE
Maybe you’re a cartoon
But you sure feel real to me
And I wish you were in my reality
There are many ladies, oh so lovely I have met
But there have been none as animated yet.

CHORUS
Pinkie pie, pinkie pie
how I wish that I could lie
Next to you in a field of happy flowers
Having lunch, having fun,
Neath the warm afternoon sun
Oh if only I could be your cup of flour

Pinkie pie, pinkie pie
Hold me close and close your eyes
Happy sighs as we idly pass the hours
Making love, making puns
Living life as if we’re one
Oh if only this sweet vision were
A real party practitioner
I’d do more than envision her
Life would be sweet not sour