//------------------------------// // Teen Titans: Raven // Story: World's Shortest Crossovers: The Anthology Series Of Doom // by Estee //------------------------------// The girl in the dark cloak sat down on the rock. "I'm dead inside," she tonelessly declared. The grey earth pony slowly turned her head, and eventually managed to notice that something else was there. "I," Maud passively stated, "would need to have once been alive inside before anything could have died." The girl's lower lip curled. As a plain statement: "I'm destined to destroy the world." With no caring whatsoever, "I like rocks." "My father," the girl said, "is a demon." "Mine," Maud countered, "is a rock farmer." The girl blinked. "No blazing fires of the pits?" "Rocks." "No musical cries of the damned?" "Rocks." Each looked directly into the other's eyes. And then they made out.