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// chapter 2 
// Story: Phoenix Wright Ace equestria 
// by jakkid166 
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Phoenix Wright decided to be in his house one day. But, he was sad because he was poor and ugly, because he didn't have a lot of money.

"Shit" said Phoenix.

Phoenix was so tired of being living in Ace Attorney world which is the world he lives in, he was tired of defending idiots and buying Burgers for Maya and having to fight Manfred von Karma's ghost. He decided, finally day, he was gonna take a VACATION.

Phoenix grabbed his suitcase and got all his vacation things: His clothes, his 70 matching wigs, his lawyer gun, and his evidence. Wright got his stuff and left the house but don't worry he put a note on the door that said "Im going to the place that I don't know where I'm going yet". Phoenix got on his bike because he doesn't have a driver license and he drove to a mountain with snow in it, it was called Mount Ass.

When he got there he climbed to the top of the mountain and he relaxed with a cup of hot chocolate but it was cold outside so it made the hot chocolate cold so it was actually cold chocolate. He drank it really fast and relaxed in the sun which made the hot chocolate hot again.

"I love relaxing chocolate," said Phoenix but he was disturbied by something.

"What the fuck is that noise," said Phoenix. Suddenly the ground RUMBIED and a big CRACK opened in the ground!

"What the fuck is that noise," said Phoenix. He looked in the crack but then his FACE got hit by a ton of RAINBOWS and shit so he went uncoscious.

"Fuck I don't like being unconscious" said Phoenix.

~ LATER TIME ~

Phoenix woke up in grass. He lookd up and saw he was inside a room of a castle, and there were walls and a floor and a ceiling and windows and also a castle.

"Fuck how did I get in Edgeworths house" said Phoenix but then he stoped when he looked in the mirror, because they was something different about him.

HE WASNT A PONY! Which was actually normal because Phoenix Wirght is a human.

"Oh that's good" said Phoenix "If I was a pony that would be really weird. Its a good thing ponies arent real" he said and he looked out the window and there are ponies.

"Oh fuck," said Phoenix "Never mind I guess they are real." So he went out the door of his room and went around the castle for a long time so long that his legs got tired so he start walking on his arms instead.

Phoenix eventually got to throne room, where was a big White Pony called Princess Celestia.

"What the fuck" said Phoenix "You are a bigbig pony, why you so big?"

"Phoenix Wright you met me before remember?"

"WHAT WHEN?"

"In Phoenix Wright Turnabout Portal by jakkid166 you appeared here with Gumshoe in the first chapter. Its a good story you should read it."

"Oh shit you're right," said Phoenix. "Okay but why am I here again? I dident even go into a portal."

"Because we need yoru help," said Celestia "We need you to defend a pony."

"FUCK" said Phoenix "I came to vacation so I wouldent have to work!"

"Yeah well if you don't defend them then you'll get convicted too because thats how the law works in Equestria."

"Oh okay." said Phoenix. "But who am I defending?"

"I dont know the crime hasnt happened yet." said Celestia "Just stay in Equestria until it happens"

"Shit." said the Phoenix. "Okay fine." So he went out the doors and went to Ponyville to do some stuff.

Phoenix got on the train to Ponyville and he sat down and I was also on the train.

"Oh hi Detective Jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world what are you doing here?" said Phoenix.

"I am here to investigate the crime," said me.

"What crime," said Phoenix.

"That crime." I said and I pointed to the dead pony that was on the floor in the car with us.

"Oh shit," said Phoenix. "You're right, why is it dead?"

"I don't know I just got here," said me and I used my magnifying glass to look at the pony.

"What can you find out?" said Phoenix

"The pony is dead," said me.

"Shit, then who killed it?"

"I dont know, maybe it was YOU!" I said and I handcuffed phoenix except I also handcuffed him to the dead pony on accident.

"WHAT?" said Phoenix. "How cold I have done it I just got here?"

"Oh shit youre right," said me and I uncuffed him. "Okay well im gonna go accuse some pony of the murder. Then you will defend them in court and find the TRUTH"

"But isn't it your job to find out what happened?"

"Yea but Detective Jakkid166 is a loose cannon," I said and I jumped out the window.

So Phoenix was annoyed cause he had to share his car with a dead pony. When the train stopped he jumped out the door and called the police with his cell phone.

"Hello this is Equestria police how can I help you?"

"THE PONY IS DEAD, I need to know who did it so I can defend them."

"Okay it the person accused was called Applejack, she has a hat and apples." 

"Okay thank you and also can you deliver some food to the courtroom for when I get there?"

"Sure"

~ IN THE COURT HOUSE ~

"Are you sure you can defend me Phoenix Wright" said Twilight.

"Don't worry Twilight I've defended tons of people, I even have a award for defending the whole earth from a giant robot. Ill be fine and also good."

"Okay thank you" said Twilight but she was still scared because she didn't know Phoenix and he hadn't never defended people in Equestria before so he was new to Equestria law.

When they went in the court room Phoenix went and stood at the defense bench but there wasnt a prosecutor there for some reason.

"Oh Hi Phoenix Wright," said the Judge who was also there for some reason. "Where is the prosecutor?" He said but then the prosecutor wasn't missing anymore, because they were in the courtroom. And the prosecutor was DISCORD!

"Oh shit its that person who I don't know who you are!" said Phoenix. "Who are you?"

"I am Discord, the mater of chaos," said Discord. "I became a prosecutor so I can bring CHAOS LAW into Equestria!"

"Chaos law? But that has only been taught down for five generations by only the most exclusive attorneys," said Phoenix who was looking at Discord with his eyes. "You cannot learn it by being a prosecutor!"

"Well see about that," said Discord. "I call my first whiteness to the stand."

TO BE CONTINUED