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// CH. 13 another painful day 
// Story: Lost in Equestria without a map. 
// by M11-Megas 
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		Lost in Equestria
Without a map.
By: M11-Megas


Ch. 13 Another painful day.

Some would say that two consecutive blows to the head following a mini-heart attack caused by a pink pony would be a pretty bad day, I call it Wednesday.

"Hello, anypony home?"

I was woozy and tiring to clear my blurred vision, Do to a mild concussion the only sound I could make was unintelligible grunting noise. "Urgh."

"Was that your name or the answer to if anypony is home?" she asked with cheery but quizzical tone.

As I was laying on the floor of a public restroom with a talking horse no more than an inch away from my face, all I could think about was the mysterious smell of cotton candy in the air. "Grah." I raised to my feet as my vision cleared. "My name is Megas, Oh... my head."

"Neat-oh Megas-oh."

Dang it. I just started something. "Why are you in the men's room?"

"Men's room?" She looked confused.

Isn't that what the sign on door said?

"This is the Mare's room silly willy." She had a smug smile, although I am pretty sure that she didn't know it.

five thirty dyslexia. A disorder that seven out of every eight men suffer from.

"I followed you to get your name so I know what to put on the banner for the party tomorrow." She hopped to the exit "See you later." With that she was gone, so I just shrugged and went back to admiring myself in the mirror.

"I need a shave soon."

***

After waiting around for some time I had put on a pair of olive green pants with the purple shirt I put on the red tie even though it was a t-shirt, read three books on this fairy tale princess Celestia and downed around two and a half quarts of coffee, other than Pinkie-pie's little visit it was a good morning. Twilight woke at seven around the time that I was on my sixth granola bar.

"Good morning Megas. Anything eventful happen?" She asked in a joking tone.

I had to answer "Pinkie-Pie." 

She just giggled "I got an invention for the party under my pillow."

Rainbow came into the room and spit out a pink envelope onto the floor. "Ditto. How did she know I was here?"

It was somewhat concerning that Rainbow was more interested in how she was found rather than why Pinkie-Pie would put an invention under her head as she slept. I decided not to push the issue because from what Twilight told me that's normal behavior for the pink mare.

Twilight shrugged "I don't believe that we have even begun to understand what Pinkie knows."

"I'm going to go make breakfast." Rainbow turned to go down a hallway. "Pancakes okay with you two?"

"Yeah, I'm sure they'll be great. Oh, Megas you can eat pancakes, right?"

I was slightly distracted by a multicolored fly on my arm. "I'm sorry. What?"

Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Pancakes. There fried batter with sugar syrup, optional fruit."

I hate when I miss things. I feel like I only herd the punch line to a joke. 

"I'm bored. I'll just make a blueberry one for him." Rainbow said with a bored tone to mach her expression and words as she left the room.

Twilight turned her attention to me. "So anyway now we have time to go over the tests I think will be useful." She smiled and pulled a small scroll for out of nowhere. "Now after breakfast I think a psychological review should be he first thing to do. This is all the questions that I ask for any psych related test."

"That doesn't look very long." 

She unrolled it to revile that the scroll was around fifty feet long, far larger than it first appeared to. "I use a shrink spell on most of these scrolls, it makes for easy storage."

I looked over the paper and my heart skipped a beat "This is pretty small text, I'm not sure I can read it." Is this quarter point writing?

"Firstly, I can make it bigger."Twilight's horn glowed a lavender aura and the parchment grew to three times the size. "Secondly, I will be reading the questions to you. To better gauge your answers." Once more her horn lit up and the scroll shrunk back to a pocket sized form. "I almost forgot. No peeking, it needs to be thought of on the spot. That will concluded day one."

Oh boy, can't wait.