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// ALICRON, THE ALICORN OF TIME! 
// Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Butter Knife scoffed at the new golden-white alicorn that descended from the parted clouds of the heavens high above. "Who are you?" She deadpanned, watching as life sprung up around the alicorn's hooves.

"I am... Alicron." The pony boomed, summoning flashes of lightning from its deep, dank eyes. "I control all of the times."

"So..." Crackfic Content groaned, "You're saying that you're always in control. Like, you control all the time."

"Ya." Alicron boomed again, "I control all of the time."

"And what is that then?"

"Time." Alicron grumbled, lifting up her dangling clock chain necklace in her sparkling golden aura.

"And what are you going to do with all this ti--"

Alicron rolled its eyes and flew off, leaving a time-frozen Butter Knife perpetually stuck mid-sentence.