A Permanent Vacation (We're Young, We're Dumb)

by RiotWeavile108


Fake Out (Edited)

A single cry from this nocturnal Pokémon, and more than a hundred of its Murkrow cronies will assemble.

Honchkrow-Sun


Equestria: Present Day


Jupiter's POV

Aaaaah, Canterlot; a home for VERY wealthy ponies(mostly unicorns), and the home the Princesses of the Sun and Moon.
So peaceful, so so full of life.

Then riddle me this.

Why is it that there are more than 400 Murkrows ravaging the marketplace for food like a swarm of locusts and stealing jewelry from the mares and stallions of this fine city like petty thieves they are, with cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain jacked the wazuski? Because its part of the plan. Like in the show, Discord steals the Elements of Harmony(More like Order)to stop them from imprisoning him again.

I'm just helping him along; I distract the guards with my right hand mon', Lucila the Honchkrow and her very huge flock, while Yuki and my Zoroark, Crimson as a spy and her Krookodile and Salamance, Brutus and Deathwing respectively as the brawn will work with Discord to steal the Elements. It's foolproof, unless something goes wrong. After they give the signal that the deed's been done, I'll be the one to greet the Mane 6 and the sun bitch herself, Celestia.

The plan also took a surprisingly short time to come up with;about 45 minutes. A simple in n' out with a bit of distraction and taunting; my treat.

I'm currently overseeing the chaos on top of a building watching on in glee as the ponies either try to take what's rightfully their's back from the dark birds and utterly fail and still keep trying or get pecked so much from trying they run into the nearest building with, quite literally, their tail between their legs...Is it wrong that I'm getting a kick from this?

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Naaaaw, there're all stuck up pricks that care only about themselves anyways, why should I care about them? Suddenly, I hear a flapping of wings nearby. I look up to see the shape of my friend and right hand mon', Lucila, circling the chaotic mess from above.

"Lucila!" I shout up to her. She notices me flies a little lower for herself to hear me continue.

"Anything from the train station?" I asked. The main reason I have her up in the air in the first place is so I can keep tabs on where the Mane 6; there're the only ones that can through a wrench in the gears of our, admittedly, hastily made plan.

"I see the train, a good 2 miles from arriving boss," the reply comes back in a lazy female Italian Mafia accent.

"Get the whole flock as well hidden as possible, we can't let our targets know we are here yet, especially the Pink One" I give her the order.

"Really boss?" She raises an eyebrow and gives me an half-lidded look. "How dangerous is this mare to make her a special target boss?" she finished with a flick of the wing

I turned to her with a serious look.

"She can do things that would make Palkia's jaw drop," my right eye glows a dangerous red glint to drill in the fact that I wasn't joking. And the funny thing is is that I wasn't lying either. Years before my... untimely imprisonment, I showed both Dialga and Palkia an episode of MLP; specifically Pinkie Sense. All that came from the screening was my shit-eating grin at the impending reaction, Dialga's blank stare and him simply repeatedly saying"Nopenopenopenope," into a wormhole, and Palkia staring at the screen long after there credits with his metal jaw literally dropped on the floor. My response this time tho, was a pair of wide green eyes, a visible gulp and a calling CAAAAAAW.


Within seconds, the Murkrow stopped what they were doing and surrounded her, at attention and were relayed my orders. After the fact,
multiple sheets of black and feather separate over the many buildings in the city and close to the train station.

Thank Arceus that the guards were still chasing my Double Team clone.

Oh yeah forgot to mention; I left a clone for the Royal Guard to chase after while I remain I the cover of the countless amount of Murkrows terrorising Canterlot. The sheer amount of the birds and Air Cutters that can cut through their armour and the results of said cutting was enough to make them back off.

*TOOOOOOT*

Well would you look at that, the train's here. Time to unsettle some ponies. My body ripples as I activate Shadow Sneak and jump from shadow to shadow towards the station.


The chills.
The chills and fear from these ponies are such a treat, literally. And you want to know the best part? They're none the wiser,hehehe
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Oh I guess I should explain, shouldn't I?

Okay, you know how most Pokemon feed off of certain things or other Pokemon? For example, the Aggron line, the Tyranitar line, and other mineral Pokemon eat, well minerals, Hypno and Musharna eat dreams and nightmares respectively, Heatmor eat Durant,etc. Well during my travels before my imprisonment, I found out that I was able to eat emotions like changelings but I do so passively so I don't have to place a hand on those ponies feed and none have to get hurt, body heat like a Gengar because the egg moves I have like Destiny and Confuse Ray, and most importantly, I don't have Four Move Syndrome,(THANK ARCEUS) meaning I can use any move in both movesets of Gardevoir and Gallade.

Speaking of body heat:

"*shiver* Is it me or is it dreadfully cold all of a sudden," Rarity makes her voice heard of after 5 minutes of silence from the train station.

The orange pony next to her shivers as well."You've said it pardner*shiver*it ain't feel right. The weather was sunny 'while ago before this mess," Applejack replied.

The oldest of the group and shyest, Fluttershy, shivered miserably trying to warm herself with her pink mane as her cream colored coat just wasn't doing its job.

The rest weren't doing so well either; Pinkie Pie was bouncing without a care with a chatter of her teeth with each bounce, Twilight tried to use a warming spell but did nothing against my influence, and even Rainbow Dash landed from her usual casual flying and tried to warm herself with her wing feathers.

I simply took my ride in Fluttershy's shadow all the way to the castle, leading me straight to HER as they're none wiser.

Cue the intro

"The chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!” I smile in my shadow as Sunbitch was beside herself in confusion(as she should) as our swipe went without fail.

I decided that was when would make myself known. I let out my ghost side to scare her and the girls in the room.

"Make sense? When does anything need to make sense?"
My tainted voice booms around the room in telepathy.

Celestia flinches a bit at my voice as she recognizes it.

"Azure... Show yourself!"

I grin fiendishly at her response.

"With pleasure."

I leave Fluttershy's shadow like a Seviper, blacker than Luna's night. The six mares all had their own responses from my emerge (except for poor Fluttershy, who was shaking like a leaf in fall after seeing me leave her shadow):

"What the hay?!"

"It was with us the whole time...?

"How disgusting!"

"What the actual name in Tartarus is that?"

"I wonder what it looks like."

I slink towards the doorway to the chamber as I stop and start materializing myself.

I shoot a sheathed blue Gardevoir arm,covered in a inky black goop(think Giratina's intro in Platinum) out of the shadow and grasp the floor like a Liepard hanging from a cliffside.

The mares except Celestia take a step back.

I grasp the floor with another inky arm.

Another step back from the mares and a shiver from both Fluttershy and (surprisingly) Rainbow Dash.

I flex my muscles in preparation and suddenly shoot myself from inky shadow and land on solid ground, covered in shadow in on my right side with my eye glowing a demonic shade of red helfire, my hair was swept away showing half of my scar on the left side of my face with my left eye shining a cold icy blue. Both of my eyes were staring dead at Celestia.

THAT made her take a step back, as well as everyone else.

I lower my gaze to the floor and spread my deceptively thin arms and unsheathe my Gallade arms making an audible *shing* as they do so.

I heard EVERYONE take three steps back.

Then we watched each other. It was so quiet a pin could be heard dropped.

I reaffirm my gaze upon Celestia,let down my arms, held my head back and let out a bone-chilling laugh(think of an female version of this) that sent shivers down everyone's spine and it wasn't the cold.

My laughter died down momemnts later as I speak in a cool bitter voice with my smile never faltering.

"I told you, Celestia; I would be back."