Pinkie was baking in the Kitchen while Spike watched the Counter. The Cakes Were on their honeymoon so they were the only ones working. Spike looked like he was about to fall asleep, but the second the door opened he did a 180 and was at the register ready to go.
"Good morning Aloe, Good morning Lotus" Spike greeted as the two walked in.
"Good morning Spike," Aloe said
"Moring" Lotus said as she looked at the menu. The Twins order half a dozen vanilla and half a dozen chocolate donuts. After paying the two sat down and after a moment Pinkie came out with their orders.
"Morning" Aloe said
"Good Morning Pinkie," Lotus said as she took the box and laid it on her table. as the two started eating, Spike, now having other ponies looking at him, made an effort to look like he was doing something, this ended with him walking into the Kitchen and fast cooking everything that was in the oven so he could help put it away. In a flash, He and Pinkie had finished and were putting the Sweets on display. While they did so they listened to the Twins conversation.
"I'm thinking Pinkie would win if they fought," Lotus said before taking a bite out of one of her Chocolate Donuts
"I'm Thinking Probably Spike, He's got fire and a Solid Defence" Aloe replied as she ate one of her Vanilla donuts.
"Naw, I've seen Pinkie move she would definitely win."
"I don't know," Pinkie said, starling the both of them "Last time we fought Spike almost Broke my back."
"But you Twisted my Ankle" Spike interjected, "So I think Technically you won."
"But you two de-escalated it with humor," Aloe said, "So It was a Tie."
"Well if we hadn't Pinkie would have won."
"Spike Can turn huge!"
"That was not my fault!" Spike interjected, "I was Drugged!"
"Yeah, and Besides, we're not gonna fight again, so well end it and just say Spike won."
"I agree, I say we end it and say Pinkie won," Spike said.
"No...you won."
"No, it was you." as this was happening a few would-be customers came in and quickly started picking sides in the span of 10 minutes Sugar Cube corner was empty and a small group had formed out front and had spilled into two factions, both sides wielding a Flag.
"But Spike has proven he can uproot houses." Big Mac said.
"But he was drugged! So that doesn't count!" Cheerliee shot back.
"Pinkie's help take down Nightmare Moon!" Time Turner said
"She used the Magic of Friendship, she didn't beat Nightmare moon's face in!" Derpy Shot back. Within an hour the small crowd had turned into two large mobs, Spike at the head of Pinkie's team. and Pinkie at the Head of Spike's team.
"SPIKE WOULD WIN!" Pinkie and her Mob yelled
"PINKIE WOULD WIN!" Spike and his Mob yelled
Things quickly escalated when somepony on the Pinkie team threw a tomato at one of Spike's team and all hell broke loose. within a matter of minutes Fruits, Vegetables, Even water balloons where being tossed on both sides. Spike held up a flag with Pinkie's face on it.
"YOU ARE SO GONNA TAKE ME DOWN!" he called out
"NOT BEFORE YOU BEAT ME SENSELESS!!" Pinkie yelled back, waving a Spike flag. Pinkie pulled out her Party Cannon and Spike strapped had his wrist launchers. A ball of confetti came flying at Spike.
"THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!" He yelled angrily as he swirled and floated into the air, pelting Pinkie with Cupcakes.
"YOUR ACCURACY IS AMAZING!" Pinkie yelled back as The mob turned to watch the fight. Spike shot a stream of Soda at Pinkie, who responded by shooting rock candy at Spike, Pinkie got hit in the face and fell off her cannon, The Rock candy poped Spike's Balloons and he plummeted, hitting the ground just in time to be run over by the runaway cannon.
"NICE STRATEGY!" Spike yelled.
"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Pinkie yelled back as Spike got back up, One of the wheels had left a black mark traveling up his leg and ending at his shoulder,
"Go, Spike!" Aloe called!
"Go Pinkie!" Lotus yelled back! the two snapping a few pictures of the event as it unfolded. Pinkie Pulled out her Rubber Chicken and began smacking at Spike, Who gave her a few seconds before blasting her back again with his wrist launchers.
"YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ORANGE SODA!" Pinke complained as she got up.
"Which would be why I am attacking you with it instead of drinking it." Spike countered calmly as he pulled out a container of Bubble soap and chugged it, with a deep breath Spike plunged the entirety of both mobs into a sea of bubbles, Spike ran forward towards Pinkie, who ran back at him, suddenly Pinkie was tackled and a very non-Pinkie figure flew in front of Spike, Spike skid to a stop and ended up tripping, landing at the figures hooves.
"What are you doing?" Fluttershy asked, Looking less than please in Spike's behavior.
"Dear Celestia you scared me!" Pinkie complied as Applejack got off her.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?" Applejack yelled angrily. the Mob went silent at the sound of her voice, the bubbles dissipating to show both their champions had been forced to stop, Applejack looked around, but stopped once she saw Granny Smith, Applebloom, and Big Mac. She looked around and after a second confirmed her suspicions.
"You all took sides didn't you?" Applejack asked. A large number of awkward coughed came from the crowd Until Finally Fluttershy sighed and Looked down at Spike.
"You will be coming with me." She said, Spike looked up at her and sighed
"Ok." He said as he held his hand up in surrender. Applejack looked at Pinkie.
"And you will be coming with me...as will you three" She added looking at her family.
"I'll go where I wanna go." Granny Smith called back. "Just so happens that its Home that I want to go." Fluttershy walked home with Spike, still holding his hands in the air, walking behind her. The Apple's went home with Pinkie. after the two where gone. The two mobs looked back at each other.
"ATTACK!!" Aloe called out now holding the Spike flag.
"COUNTERATTACK!!" Lotus Called back taking up the Pinkie flag.
"CONTERCOUNTERATTACK!" Aloe yelled back, And the massive food fight continued.