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// SHIPS! SHIPS! SO MANY SHIPS! 
// Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Hey, Butter Knife. Enjoying the pool that Anon just conveniently happens to have?

"What do you want?" Lobster Seasoning growled, lifting her sunglasses, "Leave me alone."

Nah, I'm just here to tell you that Ego Boost is behind you.

"LOOK BUTTER KNIFE I BUILT I GIANT CRUISE SHIP FOR THE TWO OF US AND NOW WE CAN PRETEND WE'RE ON THE TITANIC OR SOMETHING EXCEPT JACK DOESN'T DIE THIS TIME AND--"

"Nope." Butter Knife deadpanned, stuffing a hoof in Ego Boost's mouth as she laid back on her pool tube. "Shut up, Ego. Not now."

"BUT SHIPS!"

A tiny foghorn sounded behind Butter Knife, who only groaned in return.

"LOOK AT THIS TINY SHIP. IT'S GOT TINY DOLLS OF BOTH OF US HUGGING ON IT!"

Butter Knife slammed a hoof down on the tiny ship, sinking thing.

"Aww, our ship..." Ego Boost whined, "Why did you do that?"

Black-and-red-eye-stabber said nothing, opting instead to continue reclining silently on her neon-pink duck floatie.

"HEY LOOK MY LOVE, I GOT US AMAZON PRIME!" Ego Boost yelled, pulling a random box from the water, "NOW WE GET FREE SHIPPING ON OUR PACKAGES!"

Butter Knife raised a brow, her sunglasses so dark (like her soul) that she was physically blind when wearing them. As such, her brow-raising moment resulted in her being unaware of the fact that she was contained within the random box that Ego Boost had pulled from the water.

"BUTTER KNIFE YOU'RE MAH PRESENT NOW GET OUTTA THIS BOX SO I CAN SNUGGLE YOU."

Butter Knife raised her glasses, glaring out of the water-soaked box at Ego Boost before lighting her horn and teleporting away, neon-pink duck floatie and all.