//------------------------------// // Bladder Problems // Story: Pinkie Pie's Special Friends // by smirker //------------------------------// Pinkie Pie was in the School of Friendship and teaching the students how to make others laugh and different types of comedies, "Okay, everycreature, that's everything for today, we have plenty of time left, so we can..." Pinkie Pie said, "Pinkie Pie, I have to use the bathroom." Silverstream said as she clutched her groin with her talons and raised her right wing, "*sigh* You're just going to have to hold it until class ends." Pinkie Pie replied, Silverstream pressed her teeth against one another. Pinkie Pie was about to spend the rest of the period having fun until the other students around Silverstream start screaming, "Pinkie Pie, she's leaking!" Ocellus said while she raised her front right leg, Pinkie Pie looks and her eyes pop out of their sockets at seeing Silverstream's bladder leak and her urine on the chair, "Never mind, Silverstream, go ahead and go to the bathroom!" Pinkie Pie said, and Silverstream quickly flew out of the class and to the bathroom, "Okay, now, everycreature, when she comes back, don't laugh at her, it's not funny, it could hurt her feelings, and it can happen to you." Pinkie Pie said. Silverstream comes back and was uncomfortable to sit back in the chair, so Pinkie Pie got her another one, she sat in it, "You okay, Silverstream?" Sandbar asked, "Yeah, I was in such a hurry, I actually went into the boys' bathroom by mistake." Silverstream replied, Pinkie Pie and the other students laugh, "Believe it or not, everyone, I once met a pony a few years ago who had a similar problem, trying to get along with her at first was hard, but I managed to help her, this is a special friend of mine." Pinkie Pie said, and she gets ready to talk about one of her friends. Pinkie Pie was shopping in a village and buying party materials, she smelled something very foul, "Pee-yew, what is that smell?" Pinkie Pie asked, she looked around and followed the scent. She came to a red liquid on the ground, she sees yellow in it as well, she then heard a female grunting and Pinkie Pie sees her, it was a unicorn who was still a filly, she had a gray coat, a slightly long, straight black mane and tail, and she did not have her cutie mark yet. Pinkie Pie hops to her to go see her, "Excuse me." Pinkie Pie said, "What?" the unicorn asked as she turned around, revealing her yellow eyes, "Are you okay?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I'm fine." the unicorn said in a stern voice, "Are you sure?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Leave me alone." the female unicorn replied, and she walked away while Pinkie Pie watched in shocked, "Was it something I did? Was it something I said?" Pinkie Pie asked, the unicorn growls as she hears her and goes home, "Huh. Something is clearly wrong with her, and I'm gonna find out." Pinkie Pie said to herself, and she walks away. Pinkie Pie did not sleep at night and waited for the female unicorn to appear, she did not. Morning came and Pinkie Pie saw her, she hopped to her and pretended to be going the same way by coincidence, "You again?" the unicorn asked, "What a coincidence." Pinkie Pie replied excitedly, "Yeah, a coincidence." the unicorn said in a deadpan tone, "I'm Pinkie Pie, what's your name?" Pinkie Pie asked, "None of your business." the unicorn replied, "I was just hoping we could be friends." Pinkie Pie said, "I don't even know you." the unicorn replied in an annoyed tone, "Well, my name's Pinkie Pie, I'm from a rock farm, I have three sisters, two older, one younger, my birthday is May 3rd, I'm a party planner, I enjoy playing with little kids, I like making other ponies happy, I like meeting new faces, I like making new friends, I like helping others..." Pinkie Pie said, "Alright! I get it." the unicorn said while very annoyed, the two keep going, "Well, what about you?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I don't have a name, I'm from nowhere, I don't have a family, I don't have a birthday, I crash parties, I hate kids, I hate making ponies happy, I hate people, and I only help myself." the female unicorn replied sarcastically, "You don't sound like a nice person." Pinkie Pie said, "Good, now leave me alone." the female unicorn said, and she walked away while Pinkie Pie watched her in shock. The unicorn keeps walking and she grunts, she clutches her groin and falls onto the ground, Pinkie Pie's eyes pop out of her sockets and she runs to her, "Hey, you okay?" Pinkie Pie asked, "No, don't look, please, go away." the female unicorn replied, and she grunted while Pinkie Pie heard her urinating, she realized what was going on, but became horrified when she saw her urine was red, it had a very foul smell, and the urine itself was dark. The unicorn continued to clutch her groin in pain, "Come on, come out." the unicorn said, but nothing came out, "Um, I think your bladder's empty." Pinkie Pie said, the unicorn screamed while blushing, "Hey, it's okay, I wetted myself a lot when I was your age, too." Pinkie Pie said, "This is different!" the unicorn said in an annoyed tone, "Like how?" Pinkie Pie asked, the unicorn growled, "Just leave me alone!" the unicorn said angrily, and she walked away while Pinkie Pie watched in shock. The unicorn arrives into school and walks to class, the other classmates make fun of her for wetting herself often, "Hey, Wet Works, I got you a diaper right here." a male unicorn said while taunting her, she groans angrily and walks away, "What's the matter? Scared of the bathroom?" a female Pegasus asked, Wet Works growls and walks forward, "Hey, everypony, look, it's Wet Works, the unicorn who's magic does not come from her horn." a male earth pony said, the other students laugh, Wet Works gets angry and physically attacks him, the teachers pull her off and she is taken to the principal's office as punishment while the earth pony laughs. Wet Works is given a scolding and leaves, she heads to class and sits, she feels her bladder getting full again and clutches her groin, she grunts loudly and urinates herself again, she exclaims in pain as well, she pants heavily and the students laugh at her again, Wet Works becomes sad and runs out of the classroom ashamed. Wet Works keeps running and the students in the hall start splashing water on her from the fountains, she pants heavily and keeps running. She arrives outside while the students continue splashing water on her, Pinkie Pie runs and grabs her, she takes her to a safe place, away from the other ponies, "It's okay, you're safe now." Pinkie Pie said, Wet Works just pants and regains her senses, she looks around and sighs in relief, "Is Wet Works really your name?" Pinkie Pie asked in a worried voice, "No, it isn't." the unicorn replied in a calmed down tone, "What is your real name?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Are you going to laugh at me?" the unicorn asked, "No, no judgment, I promise." Pinkie Pie replied, "Alright, my name is Rock Candy." the unicorn said, Pinkie Pie became happy, "Wow! I actually like that name." Pinkie Pie said, "Really? You're the very first pony to ever say that." Rock Candy replied, "What about your parents?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Mom and dad never commented on it." Rock Candy replied, "Well, let's get you home, where's your house?" Pinkie Pie asked, "It's fine, I know this town very well." Rock Candy replied, "I can help you with your bladder problems too." Pinkie Pie said, "I got it, Pinkie Pie, I don't need your help on it, I appreciate you protecting me from being bullied, though." Rock Candy replied, "Okay then, I'm around if you need any help." Pinkie Pie said, "Alright, bye then." Rock Candy replied, and she left, "She is good after all." Pinkie Pie said to herself, and she went to the inn she was staying at and slept. Rock Candy's alarm clock rings and she presses it with her front left hoof, and gets ready to get up, "Surprise!" Pinkie Pie said loudly, Rock Candy exclaimed in shock and fell out of her bed, Pinkie Pie sees that Rock Candy wet the bed while she was sleeping, "Good morning!" Pinkie Pie said, "What are you doing in here?!" Rock Candy asked angrily, "I just thought I'd be nice and wish you a good morning." Pinkie Pie replied, "Get out." Rock Candy said in a calmer tone, "Oki doki loki." Pinkie Pie replied, and she dashed out of the room. Rock Candy sees that she has wetted the floor from Pinkie Pie's surprise, she groaned in annoyance and does laundry and then cleans the floor, she proceeded to head out and saw Pinkie Pie waiting outside her house's door, "Where are your parents?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Work, they leave before I wake up." Rock Candy replied, "Do they make rock candy?" Pinkie Pie asked with excitement, "No, they're shopping clerks." Rock Candy replied in an annoyed tone, "Oh." Pinkie Pie said, "If you're done, leave, I wish to go to school alone, and I have a doctor's appointment for my bladder today, I don't have time for hanging out today." Rock Candy replied, "Okay." Pinkie Pie said in a sad tone, and Rock Candy walks to school on her own. Rock Candy receives the same bullying she received yesterday again, she wetted herself in class again, she begins to have a panic attack and was in complete humiliation, she puts her head on the desk, "Somepony kill me." Rock Candy said, "Hey! Don't say that!" Pinkie Pie said as her head burst out of the desk, scaring Rock Candy and the other students, "You still have your whole life ahead of you. It's too early for you to go." Pinkie Pie said, "Well, thank you, Pinkie Pie, but I feel like dying right now." Rock Candy replied, the other students laugh at her, Pinkie Pie was getting angry at the students, "Stop it! All of you!" Pinkie Pie said as she jumped out of the desk, her voice scared the students, "How would you guys like it if I laughed at you for wetting yourselves?!" Pinkie Pie asked angrily, "Hey! We have feelings, too!" a male Pegasus replied angrily, the other students agreed angrily as well, "Well, what about her feelings?" Pinkie Pie asked, "She doesn't have any feelings." a female earth pony replied, the other students laugh, Pinkie Pie growled at the student, "Ma'am, get out of my class, you have disturbed it long enough." the female teacher said, "But they're bullying one of your students." Pinkie Pie said, the teacher grabs her and kicks her out of the school. Pinkie Pie watches Rock Candy get bullied in class for her wetting problem, she was having a hard time watching, Rock Candy just put her head on the desk and covered it with her front hooves to defend herself, Pinkie Pie looked and saw Rock Candy had sad eyes, but was not crying, this made Pinkie Pie even more determined to help, and she walked away. Class ends and Rock Candy heads home to get ready for the doctor, some of her classmates call her names as well, she arrives home and sees her parents were already home, they looked just like her, they both had the same cutie marks, it was a gray rock with a wrapped candy beside it, the candy on her father was blue while the one on her mother was pink, they leave to go see the doctor. Rock Candy and her parents go to the doctor and were ready to check in, "Hiya." Pinkie Pie said, Rock Candy exclaimed in shock, "What are you doing here?!" Rock Candy asked with surprise and shock, "Well, I'm also a certified doctor." Pinkie Pie replied, she showed an ID from her mane, it said her name was Doctor Pinkie, much to Rock Candy's surprise, "I've got a special place just for you, Rock Candy, please come with me." Pinkie Pie said, "Jeez! Take a hint!" Rock Candy said annoyed, "Huh?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I'm fine, I don't need your help, I can deal with this problem on my own!" Rock Candy said annoyed, "But you're being bullied at school." Pinkie Pie replied, "I can handle it, Pinkie Pie, please, leave me alone." Rock Candy said in a calmer tone, "And your appointment?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I'll just order medicine through the mail." Rock Candy replied, "Okay, if that's what you want." Pinkie Pie said sadly, her mane deflated a little, "Thank you, you can still see me when I walk to school, though." Rock Candy replied, "Okay then." Pinkie Pie said, and Rock Candy left with her parents, Pinkie Pie had another idea, "Mom's home remedies, work your magic." Pinkie Pie said to herself as she looked at the exit. Three days pass and Rock Candy fills out paperwork to order medicine from far away areas, Pinkie Pie kept track of the mail, she looked at some of the medicines and see they sounded dangerous. One medicine that caught her mind was some kind of sleeping pill that Cloudy Quartz once got for Marble Pie when they were younger, she could not sleep, so Cloudy Quartz went to town to get sleeping pills, Marble Pie took them to go to sleep, it worked, but it made her wet the bed in the process, much to Limestone Pie's anger, while Maud Pie was stoic and did not say anything, Marble Pie had to clean it as punishment from their parents. Pinkie Pie watched Rock Candy try to hold her bladder so she does not wet herself, she grunts loudly and was in pain whenever she urinated, Pinkie Pie could smell the foul scent all the way outside, it made her nauseous, she was hoping that Rock Candy was alright. Pinkie Pie got an idea and knocked on the door, Rock Candy answered it, "What is it, Pinkie Pie?" Rock Candy asked, "I was wondering if you wanted to learn how to do kegel exercises." Pinkie Pie replied, "I'm already doing them in my bedroom." Rock Candy said, "Oh, because I was planning on teaching you." Pinkie Pie replied, "It's fine, Pinkie Pie, I already know how, my mom taught me, thanks for the suggestion, though." Rock Candy said, "Say, I am a bit curious, why is sometimes, you're mad to see me, and other times, you're calm like now?" Pinkie Pie asked, "It's because of my bladder, I get irritated easily when I'm in pain." Rock Candy said, Pinkie Pie did not believe it, but she went with it, "Okay, well, good luck." Pinkie Pie said, "Thanks." Rock Candy replied, and she closed the door while Pinkie Pie hopped to her room in the inn. The medicine that Rock Candy ordered come to her house and Pinkie Pie watches nervously, she takes them and waits for their effects to kick in, they do after a few hours and she grunts, she ended up urinating even more, the smell was worse, and it was more painful. Rock Candy growled and threw the medicines across the room, they hit the wall and scattered everywhere, "It was a waste of money!" Rock Candy said angrily, it scared Pinkie Pie a bit, she decided that she should mail her the medicines from now on. The next day comes and Rock Candy goes to school, she wet the bed last night as well, she wets herself even more today and the students make fun of her for it, some scare her with masks in hopes that she will wet herself again, but her bladder was empty, even though she felt like she had to urinate more. Rock Candy heads home and does her homework, Pinkie Pie takes two items out of her mane and an envelope, she slides it under the door. Rock Candy's parents come home and see the envelope, "Rock Candy, you have mail." Rock Candy's father said, she walks down and saw the envelope, she opens it and saw it had a bulb of garlic and a packet of cranberry juice in it, "Is this a medicine?" Rock Candy's mother asked, "*sigh* no, but the other medicines I ordered didn't work, so I guess I'll try it, I am desperate." Rock Candy replied, and she eats a clove of garlic, it was extremely spicy, she coughed and had tears in her eyes from the spice, she drank it with the cranberry juice, she coughed while the spice was still in her mouth, she exhaled several times with the taste of raw garlic in her mouth, she urinated twice and then went to sleep. Morning comes and Rock Candy and her parents can still smell the garlic, so could Pinkie Pie, she covered her nose and watched Rock Candy through the window, she had a small clove of garlic and coughed as she ate it, she drank it with cranberry juice as well, it was not as spicy as the piece she had yesterday. Rock Candy heads to school and Pinkie Pie hops to her, "Any luck on your bladder?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Well, I did start eating garlic and drinking cranberry juice yesterday, and I didn't have to use the bathroom this morning, I think this might actually work." Rock Candy said, Pinkie Pie was happy, the two arrive at school and Rock Candy enters it. Pinkie Pie watches her and sees she did not wet herself today, much to everypony's surprise, she was also training herself to hold it, Pinkie Pie smiled at seeing her overcome wetting herself. Rock Candy walks out happy while the other ponies were surprised, "I did it, I didn't wet myself today." Rock Candy said, "Yay!" Pinkie Pie said to her left, with confetti coming out, scaring Rock Candy, "Don't scare me like that." Rock Candy said, "Sorry, I got excited." Pinkie Pie replied, Rock Candy chuckled, and they walked home together while Rock Candy talked about her day at school. Three months pass and Rock Candy was no longer wetting herself, Pinkie Pie was sending garlic and cranberry juice to her in secret, Rock Candy continued putting them into her diet, while she did not wet herself anymore, urinating was still painful for her, it was still red, and it still smelled bad. Pinkie Pie believes that she may know what Rock Candy has, but she may not like the answer. The weekend comes and Rock Candy's bladder was mostly fine, Pinkie Pie hops to her, "Are you still peeing red?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Yes." Rock Candy replied, "Rock Candy, you may not like this, but you may have an infection, you won't be able to cure it until you're older." Pinkie Pie said, "What? Why?" Rock Candy asked, "It requires you to have a lover, and um..., after you two... do the deed... you will have to pee afterwards, it's how you cure the infection you have." Pinkie Pie replied uncomfortably and embarrassingly, Rock Candy was shocked and blushing, "I'm sorry, Rock Candy, but that is the best way I can word it for you." Pinkie Pie said, "But still, that's a bit embarrassing." Rock Candy replied, "Sorry, but that really is the best I can think of." Pinkie Pie said, "I see, well, I'll be going to school now, this conversation's making me uncomfortable." Rock Candy replied, and she walked to school. Pinkie Pie watches Rock Candy and sees she was not being bullied for wetting herself anymore since it stopped, but she still could not make any friends in school, she has not forgiven them for them bullying her. Class ends and Rock Candy walks outside just fine, she was happier and calmer ever since she stopped wetting herself. Pinkie Pie watches her and was happy to see Rock Candy was living better now. Three days pass and Pinkie Pie's rent at the inn has expired, and had to leave, she goes to Rock Candy before she leaves, "You're leaving today?" Rock Candy asked, Pinkie Pie asked, "I have something to show you." Pinkie Pie replied, and she takes a bulb of garlic and a packet of cranberry juice out of her mane, surprising Rock Candy, "That was you? That was you?!" Rock Candy asked with surprise, Pinkie Pie nodded while smiling, "So you were helping me the whole time, thank you." Rock Candy said while smiling, "You're welcome, but I have to leave now, good luck, and I hope you can fix your bladder completely." Pinkie Pie said, "I hope so, good luck to you, too, bye, Pinkie Pie." Rock Candy replied, and they hugged one another and Pinkie Pie hopped out of the town. Pinkie Pie was in class and her students were clapping at the story, "So, what happened to Rock Candy?" Gallus asked, "I actually don't know, I never contacted her after I left." Pinkie Pie replied, "Ooh, maybe Yona can find Rock Candy in Yakyakistan." Yona said, "I doubt she'd be there." Pinkie Pie replied, "Maybe she's still at her hometown." Smolder said, "I'll look for her tonight." Pinkie Pie replied, the bell then rung, "Class is dismissed, everycreature, remember, have fun, until next time." Pinkie Pie said, and they leave the classroom while Pinkie Pie heads home. Pinkie Pie looks for Rock Candy and tracks her down, she finds her old address and heads there, she was not present, Pinkie Pie looks and saw two gravestones, she realizes it was Rock Candy's parents, they passed away many years after Pinkie Pie left the town, much to her sadness. Pinkie Pie hears walking behind her and saw Rock Candy, who was now an adult, she looked exactly the same, "Is that you, Pinkie Pie?" Rock Candy asked, "Yes, yes it is." Pinkie Pie said, Rock Candy dropped the bouquets of flowers and trots to her and hugs her, "I never thought I'd see you again." Rock Candy said, "I forgot you, too, I just remembered you." Pinkie Pie replied, Rock Candy chuckled, "Hold on, I want you to meet three ponies." Rock Candy said, and she runs, she comes back with a male pony, a male filly, and a female filly, "Pinkie Pie, meet my husband, my son, and my daughter." Rock Candy said, "Hiya." Pinkie Pie said, they smile and wave at her, "Also, Pinkie Pie, you were right, I did have an infection, your advice really did work, I'm still eating garlic and drinking cranberry juice just to be safe." Rock Candy said, "That's wonderful, I'm glad I could help, I have to go now, I have two foals to babysit." Pinkie Pie replied, "Alright, bye then." and they hug one another again, she also hugs Rock Candy's husband, son, and daughter, and she walks home and babysits Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake for the rest of the day. Night time comes and Mr. and Mrs. Cake take their children home and Pinkie Pie goes into her bed and sleeps.