//------------------------------// // Chapter 5 // Story: The Displacement Of One Bill Cipher // by Shadowflameking //------------------------------// Floating around ponyville I was taking a look at the local stores for things like chairs,while sure I can make whatever i damn well please whenever I want to,I wanted to see what these stores had to offer. Not having found anything that interested me I got some tea and a tea set at one of the food and drink shops before going over to sugar cube corner. To my surprise when I walked through the door,I choose to use my damn legs for once,and pinkie along with half the town yelled out "SURPRISE!" I should have expected this honestly because I knew pinkie would have a surprise party for me at some point,and I wont lie I jumped back a little. Pinkie bounced up and down infront of me each time with a 'boing' sound. "WHERE YOU SURPRISED BILLSY? WHERE YA HUH HUH?" She spoke that entire sentance as one word,ha. "Yes,I am Pinkie,I should have expected this because I knew you would give me a party at some point. I chuckled. Pinkie gave a grin that would put the joker to shame. "Well go enjoy the party billsy!" She bounced off somewhere to fuck with the fourth wall while nopony was looking. Looking around I grabed a slice of cake and I saw a Spike,spike the punch,the irony of that made the author laugh for a few moments before I looked up at him beyond the 4th wall behind his computer screen. "Really? just really? you are to funny ha." "Stop breaking the 4th wall and get back to the damned story!" The author yelled from beyond the 4th wall. Rolling my eye I did as he said that and the CMC came up to me. "Hiya! ahm Apple Bloom!" "Im Sweetie Belle!" "And Im scootalo!" They all gasped and shouted. "AND WHERE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!" Oh dear god,the cuteness is over 9000. Nice to meet you fillies! Im Bill Cipher! "Nice ta meet ya! whats your cutiemark mister?" Applebloom tilted her head one of her ears floping to the side,HUURK! THE CUTENESS HATH BEEN WEAPONIZED! "I ain't got one lil filly." They all gasped at that making me chuckle. "Yup! no cutie mark for me because I dont want one and Im not sure I can even get one to begin with since Im a being made of pure energy. With a puff of smoke they where gone after they said something abut ideas on what kinda cutiemark I could get....welp I guess there is no stopping those fillies when they set there minds to somethin. Eating my cake and looking around I saw some ponies on a small stage singing random songs,an idea poped into my head and I grabed Pinkie from her talk about the 4th wall with the author and told her my idea,she grinned and got on stage with me. "Hi everypony! me and Bill here are gonna sing you a song!" The crowd stomped in aplause. Music started up from no where. "Oh yeah,this is my jam!" Me and Pinkie began singing. "Hey kid I know you can hear me,hey kid I know you can see." The crowd watched as me and Pinkie sang in perfect sync. "Hey kid things 'bout to get crazy,so just sit right there and you listen to me." Some jazz started playing as we sang. "I've seen more then you can imagine,I've heared things to tourture your soul." Pinkie sang and I sang the next part of our little song. "Join me and we'll both get ahead kid,shake my hand and then,well both have it all." I offered Pinkie my hand as it light up with blue flames. "Don't let go of this opportunity,'cause there's no guarantee it'll last,what say you little pal have we got a deal?haven't got all day so you best think fast." My eye was replaced by a ticking clock. "Side with me kid,I'll have your back,count on me when confidence is all you lack." "Price is simple,rather sparing.Time is slipping.Life is choices,lets start living!" "You know you've always been different." I booped Pinkie as I sang that part and she smiled. "Time draws short so you've gotta make up your mind,I dont offer these things everyday. "Don't let go of this opportunity,'cause there's no guarantee it'll last,what say you little pal have we got a deal?haven't got all day so you best think fast." Pinkie shook my hand,and with that our little song ended and me and Pinks bowed. Ponies gave me and Pinks applause and I gave Pinks a hug before the party ended and I teleported home with a yellow flash and flopped right into my bed and fell asleep.