The Michael Rosen Pony Adventure

by Alfoals Trottenbauer


V - No Breathing!

"No Breathing!" Lollipop Lady shouted as she pulled a lever labelled 'Air'.

Michael took a deep breath and held it.

"Miss! Can I go outside and do some breathing?" Michael Complained.

"No! You had all your life to breathe!"

"Oh nooooo!"

"You used to hear the weak ones going down behind you-" Michael began to explain.

"No you didn't!" Lollipop Lady interrupted.

"Why not?"

"It's because... There isn't any one around!"

"Do you want some puffed wheat?" Michael asked.

"No."

"Do you want a Chocolate Swiss Roll?"

"No eating!"

Michael sat in front of a desk. He pulled up the lid and snatched a quick, gasping breath of air.

He closed it on his thumbs, with his tongue between his teeth.

"No snatching a quick breath!" Lollipop lady commanded.

"Alright, don't worry about it!"

Michael's cheeks started getting blue.

"Can I have a drink?" Michael asked.

"No."

"I wan't some crisps..."

"No."

"My hands are sticky."

"Shut up, Michael!"

Michael pulled a toothbrush out of his pocket. He started bending it.

"Bendy, bendy. Bendy bendy bendy! Snap!"

"Ah!" Lollipop lady was caught by surprise.

"If I hear one more thing out of you, I shall give you to the ducks!" Lollipop Lady threatened.