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// Chapter 2 
// Story: Simon 
// by Sir Baby Monkey 
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		Simon walked towards the town that lay before him with a hunger that would put any establishment out of business. Or maybe it's the other way around. As he got closer he noticed that it was very colorful. He was able to tell it was a colorful town when he first spotted it, but now getting closer it seems a lot more colorful. Well he wasn't coming to judge their taste in colors. He was here to satisfy his hunger once and for all. He made it to Ponyville and began looking around for someplace to eat. A restaurant, maybe. He noticed that there were two places that looked like they served food., but it didn't look like anyone was there. In fact, it didn't look like there was anyone anywhere. Everything looked empty. Maybe there was something going on, like a really big party or something like that. He walked around and tried to see if he can find anybody, or hear some commotion anywhere that might prove him right. Then again, Zecora never mentioned anyone was here. Not specifically a least. But why would she lead me to a ghost town.
"Are you alright? You look confused" Came a girl’s voice from behind him.
Simon turned around he saw no one there who could've said it. There was no one around except for a small purple unicorn,  standing about four feet high from hoof to head, with a navy blue mane that had two stripes of different shades of purple. He had never seen any unicorn, or any animal in general for that matter, that was purple. As a matter of fact, he had never seen a unicorn. There was also, he noticed, a picture on the rear end of what looked to be a six pointed sparkle shape with smaller little sparkles around it. He forgot about looking for where the voice could’ve come from and out of curiosity, cocked his head to the side, staring.
“Um.. Are you ok?” The unicorn asked, also tilting her head to the side in a slightly confused manner.
This made him jump back nearly tripping over himself. He couldn’t believe it. There was no one around aside from him and the pony, but unicorns don’t talk. Only people talk. Unicorns don't even exist. He had to be dreaming. Or maybe he was high. Yeah, that was it. He’s hallucinating and a purple unicorn was talking to him.
"Can you talk? Can you understand me?" The purple pony asked.
After a few moments of hesitation he decided to answer. "Yes I can talk, but how is it that you are?"
"That I am what?"
"Talking! How can you talk! Ponies like you shouldn't be able to talk! It's not natural!"
"Why, everypony talks. Why would it be unnatural?."
"It just isn't. I'm not quite sure why I'm even talking to you right now.. Wait. Did you say everypony? So there are more of you?"
"Of course. They are actually hiding from you. One of my friends spotted you coming out of the Everfree forest and feared the worse. The things in there aren't really the friendliest of creatures. But we've made the mistake of judging without actually knowing anything before. Anyway my name is Twilight Sparkle, what's your name?"
"Simon."
"Well, Simon, what brings you here to Ponyville?"
He is quiet for a moment. If this is a hallucination, then why am I having this conversation with her. It can't be a dream either because nothing ever makes sense in dreams. Including conversations. Maybe he should just go along with it. If he's dreaming, he'll have to wake up sometime, and if he's halucinating than he'll eventually stop. All of a sudden there was a large growl. Both of them look at his stomach.
"Heh. Actually, I came here to get something to eat. I've been lost in there for the past two days now and haven't had anything to eat since. I met a someone named Zecora in the forest who told me to come here and that I might be able to get some food. Also I need a place to stay til I can get my bearings and figure out how I can get back home."
"Okay well you just stay right here, I'll be right back."
"Okay, then" He watched Twilight trot away to one of the buildings. After a few minutes he sawabout a dozen ponies coming out, including Twilight. A few of them branched off into other buildings and more and more ponies streamed out of the buildings and moved around, most of them glancing at him from a distance. One thing he noticed, they were all colorful. Some were pink, some were blue, some were green. There seemed to be one of every color.
He looked back to the ponies approaching him. One of them, a pink pony with a darker pink curly hair, was ahead of the others, bounding toward him with a big smile on her face. By the time the others were about half way she had already reached him.
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! So you're going to be staying here for a while, right?" Simon hesitated for a moment considering whether he should say yes, after seeing thath the majority, no, the whole town was made up of colorful ponies. He decided he didn't have much of a choice either way, he had no idea where he was. 
"Yes, I am."
"Welcome to Ponyville! Gasp! You're new here! That means you don't know anypony! And if you don't know anypony then how are you gonna get along with anypony? You know what this calls for? A party!" With that she sped away. By this time the others had reached him. There were five ponies in front of him. There was an orange pony with blonde hair wearing a cowboy hat, another unicorn, this one white with purple hair in one large arc that curled at the ends, Twilight, a blue pony with short rainbow hair, and a yellow pony with long pink hair that it seemed to be hiding behind. He noticed that each of them had some kind of picture of some sort on their rear ends.
"Simon, these are my friends, Applejack," 
"Howdy."
"Rarity,"
"Hello."
"Rainbow Dash,"
"Hey."
"Fluttershy,"
"Um.. Hi."
"And Spike." Just then he noticed what seemed to be a small dragon pop out from in between the ponies.
"Hey there."
"You've already met Pinkie Pie."
"Yeah, about that, she said something about a party?" He said still staring at Spike.
This time Applejack, the orange pony, spoke. "Whoo boy. Pinkie sure does love her parties. She'll find a reason to party even if there ain't no reason to party for."
"Uh.."
"Soooo," said Rainbow Dash, the rainbow haired pony, "what are you? Are you some kind of diamond dog?"
"Rainbow Dash," said the white unicorn, Rarity, "Don't you think that was a bit rude?"
"Well, I'm not really sure what a diamond dog is, but I'm pretty sure I'm not one. I'm human." Just then Rainbow Dash leaped toward him, speading her wings to glide a bit, and landed next to him, looking at his hands.
"You're claws aren't very sharp."
He was shocked for a moment then snapped back into focus. After all, it's just a dream, right?
"They're.. They're not claws, they're just my finger nails. I guess they're like claws, but they're not intended to be sharp. Did you just fly?"
"Yup." she said raising her hear high. "I don't mean to brag, but I'm just about the fastest, coolest, most awesome pegasus ever to come out of Cloudsdale. Fluttershy is a pegasus also."
Simon looked at the yellow pony, still timidly hiding behind her hair. She looks back and him and spreads out her wing enough for him to notice it, but not to its full length.She then snapped it closed and averted her eyes to the ground.
"A pegasus.." Simon said to himself under his breath.
"Well," Twilight began, "I'm sure we're all curious and have a question or two in mind, but I think we'd better get you something to eat before you pass out. I think the questions can wait." Just then Pinkie appeared seemingly out of nowhere.
"No! You have to wait til the party to eat! That way you can try everything! If you eat now then you'll get full at the party and then you won't be able to try all of our delicious goodies!"
"Pinkie Pie" said Twilight, "he hasn't eaten in two days, I think we should let him eat something before your party."
"No, it's alright, I think I can wait a little longer. When is the party going to start?"
"As soon as I finish the cupcakes! Then we'll have everything ready!"
"That fast?"
"Well, I was already setting up a party, then you came so we can make it your welcome party."
"What kind of party would it have been if I hadn't showed up?"
"Um... Yeaterday was Tuesday so that would make it a Wednesday party! Well better check the cupcakes!" Then she bounced away.
Simon watched her leave, then turned to the others. "... A Wednesday party?"
"Like I said," Applejack responded, " that pony right there will find any reason to party."
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The party was held in a library. He could help but think of how ironic this party was. Simon decided before the party to stay close to Twilight, but he found that a bit difficult as Pinkie was introducing him to every pony that was there, and from the looks of it, there were thousands of them. That's what it looked like to him at least. There were so many and Pinkie was spitting out so many names that he could only grasp about one or two for every ten ponies she mentioned. After about half an hour she had introduced him to all the ponies in the room plus her toothless pet alligator, Gummy. Although he had eaten already he had worked up another appetite just in time for Pinkie to bring out a huge cake about three times as tall as her, and just as pink. It was surrounded by cupcakes of different colors.
"Wow, she really went all out with this. And this was intentionally for just some random party? . . . How did she get that cake in here?" He spent the rest of the party socializing with those who approached him and lurking near the walls trying to be invisible.
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After the party everything was cleaned up. Simon helped out as much as he could then after the place looked more like a library, he spotted out Twilight and walked up to her.
"Twilight." He began.
"Yes?"
"You're familiar with this town. Is there a place I might be able to sleep for the night?"
"Well we have a spare bed here. You're welcome to sleep there if you'd like."
"Thank you, I appreciate it."
"Your welcome. You look pretty tired. Why don't you go and sleep. You look like you could use a good nights rest."
"That sounds great now actually. Thank you, again."
"No problem. Goodnight, Simon."
"Goodnight, Twilight." Simon said as he lay down in bed. He closed his eyes anticipating when he would wake up, and everything would be back to normal.
Whatever that was.