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// ANON. 
// Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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A green, bipedal, goblin-like creature with no face save for a lone question mark knocked at the door.

"GO AWAY!" Butter Knife screeched from inside.

"Come in!" Ego Boost sang.

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--" LawnPo rumbled.

Anon raised a nonexistent brow and opened the door.

"ACK!" Scaredy-Sauce screamed, leaping behind a couch, "GARGOYLE!"

"Hmm." Ego Boost hummed, "Y'know, I just love that suit of yours, Anon."

Anon frowned. "Wh-who are you?!" He stammered, backing up against the now-closed door, "How do you know my name?!"

Ego Boost rolled her eyes. "Well duh, question-mark face, completely green, nice clothes, and shiny-bald head? Definitely the ever-famed Anon!"

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