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// Twilight's terrible try 
// Story: The Mane Six Lose Their Collective Shit - A Crackfic 
// by RejectOwl 
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"So, obviously, as I already said heights don't work." Twilight said as she wrote. 

"Yeah yeah." Rainbow grumbled.

"So, how about we just I don't know, lock her in a magic proof room?" Twilight asked.

"Do those exist?!" Rarity yelled. "We could have done that ages ago!"

"Well... no, but I could attempt a spell to reverse her magic and make it implode back in on her if she tries to escape." 

"Egghead." Rainbow teased.

"You thought pushing her off a cliff would work despite me telling you heights wouldn't work!" 

"It was worth a shot!" 

"No, it was not, you wasted time and energy on a method I already told you was futile." Twilight shook her head.

"Fine fine." Rainbow muttered.

"I think, we're going to try implosion, just give me a bit to get the shit worked out."


And so, once again, the ponies were in the throne room, presenting their newest present to Princess Celestia.

Celestia unwrapped the crude cookoo clock and simply stared at it.

"Is this a joke?" She asked.

"No!" Twilight exclaimed dramatically. "It was supposed to look much better!" 

"Well, it's quite a disaster." Celestia agreed.

A pink bubble surrounded Celestia suddenly.

"I'll fix it!" Twilight said happily.

"Three..... twoooooooo.... BOOM!" Pinkie cheered as at the same time the clock exploded into many tiny sharp fragments, the bubble filling with smoke, and then it shattered.

"Oh dear, Twilight you need to get your money back." Celestia laughed.

Twilight said nothing and stormed from the room.

"I can't believe you actually thought that would work." Rainbow laughed following.