The Mane Six Lose Their Collective Shit - A Crackfic

by RejectOwl


Flutteryshy's fantastic failure

"Come on Flutters! You're the only one who hasn't gotten to try!" Rainbow cheered on her friend as she sat thinking of how to kill an alicorn.

"So, close range explosions, no go. Heights are also futile. And poison." Fluttershy said.

"Yes. We established this." Pinkie pouted.

"What if we just let Celestia keep ruling, I mean, she's not that bad." Fluttershy said.

"Animal killer." Rainbow stated.

"I'm gonna kill her!" Fluttershy screamed. "With a bear."

"With a what?" Twilight asked.

"A bear. Let an angry bear loose in the throne room." Fluttershy said.

"How do you even expect to get a bear in the throne room, let alone an angry one?" Twilight asked.

"Oh. Well how about we invite Celestia here and then I tell her someone needs to see her and then bring out the angry bear?" Fluttershy asked.

"Again, we would need control of said angry bear Fluttershy." Twilight sighed.

"Oh. Right." She answered.

"Anything?" Rainbow asked after twenty mintues.

"No, I just can't think of any-I got it!" Fluttershy exclaimed.

"What's the plan Fluttershy? We're counting on you!"

"We set her on fire." Fluttershy said.

"Fluttershy, she controls the sun. She's immune to fire!" Twilight yelled.

"Oh." She said gently.

"I can have my chickens peck her to death!" Fluttershy said excitedly.

"Well, I mean nothing else has worked so far, besides that pitfall, and I still say dumb luck!" Twilight exclaimed.




Fluttershy trotted happily into the still demolished throne room and approached Celestia, a cart trailing behind her.

Fluttershy approached the throne and bowed.

"Fluttershy, what is the reason for this visit?" Celestia stared the yellow Pegasus down, exhaustion clear in her face.

"I brought you chickens." Fluttershy answered.

"Oh, Philomina will be so happy!" Celestia said happily.

"Oh, she likes company?" Fluttershy asked.

"Oh no, she eats chickens." Celestia said.

"Eep." Fluttershy stumbled back, kicking the chicken cart back into the hallway, or attempting to, instead it crashed into the wall and blew apart, chickens fluttered everywhere, several escaped from the lowest knocked down wall.

"Oh my." Fluttershy whispered cowering down. "I'm sorry."