//------------------------------// // Rocket Toaster Extravaganza! // Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// HEY BREAD SPREAD! "What." ROCKET TOASTER! Butter Knife's eyes widened as a small toaster with flaming bread came shooting from the sky at sonic speeds, firmly embedding itself in the sand beside the vacation house. The mare cautiously neared the fiery crater, only to find LawnPo already there, sniffing at the fire bread. Of course, the bread was of the extra-spicy variety... and doused with jet fuel, because rockets definitely run on jet fuel. Opening its deformed mouth to take a bite, LawnPo proceeded to be met with a facefull of soot and flames as the bread, which doubled as the rocket toaster's main engines, fired off, sending the toaster soaring back into the air. "Ooh!" Ego Boost screamed at the top of the lungs, "THAT ORANGE FLAME COMPLIMENTS YOUR SILVERY CHASSIS SO WELL, FLYING TOASTER!" Alrighty there, Ego Boost. There's no need to boost the ego of a non-sentient rocket toaster. "Okay! Hey Buttery, my lovey dovey waifu!" Butter Knife shuddered. "Don't... you... dare call me that again..." She growled. "I'm hungry." LawnPo deadpanned with its obviously mechanical-in-nature ping voice. ROCKET TOASTER EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The sky lit up as hundreds upon thousands of rocket toasters descended upon the trio. In an equally dramatic burst of lightning, LawnPo proceeded to strike each and every one down at once, before turning to happily munch on the flaming bread propellant of a nearby fallen rocket toaster. Because reasons.