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// Time to get PSY-ched! 
// Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Ego..." Butter Knife groaned, stumbling into the beachside hut that doubled as a secret entrance to a vast underground lair where the mare ruled with an iron hoof over the population of Zubats, "What are you doing?"

Ego shrugged, letting out a relaxed sigh as LawnPo continued stroking her back. By running her over constantly.

Wait a sec...

BUTTER KNIFE! TELL LAWNPO TO STOP STROKING YOUR EGO FOR A MOMENT!

Annoyed Flubber rolled her eyes. "Do I have to? And besides, she's pretty annoying to have around so often, y'know?"

Just do it, Dubber Butter.

Butter Knife facehoofed, and cantered towards LawnPo, who at the moment was happily rumbling along as it began its work on Ego Boost's manecut. Grabbing LawnPo by the handle, Butter grunted as she struggled to pull the heavy abomination from the back of Ego.

"C'mon... you... fatso..."

With another heave, LawnPo proceeded to be flung across the room, crashing through the wall opposite to Butters and Ego and landing face-first in the warm sand outside.

Now then. That was a bit overdoing it. I just wanted you to get LawnPo off of Ego's back, but I guess property damage is fine as well. It's not like I'm paying for your extended-stay beachside vacation hut.

"Humpf."

Aww, don't be a grump. Now then, are you ready for a dance party?

"No."

"Yas!" Ego Boost cheered, flinging herself over Butter Knife's back, "ALL THE YAS!"

Alrighty then, let's GET PSYCHED!