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// Smells Worse Than Poop 
// Story: Inaudible Wubs 
// by OctaScratchRock 
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Octavia walked into the intestine room. There were red, slimy cords criss-crossing the room, and Octavia could hardly tell where the path through the room was. She navigated her way through the intestine room, without realizing she was being watched.

The two white blood cells sat on one of the tubes above Octavia. One of the cells smiled. "Here's the plan." he said. "We take one of these germ samples I found in the Germ Prison, and let it eat away at this intruder!" He held up a little green bug-like thing in a plastic bag. 

The cell quickly opened the bag and the germ fell out. It tumbled down to where Octavia stood, and gave her a scare. 

"Who are you?" asked Octavia.

The germ's response was quite simple indeed. It let its teeth do the talking, and took a small bite of the hair in Octavia's mane.

"Your hair tastes delicious!" blurted out the germ. "Imagine how good your FLESH will taste!!"

Octavia wasted no time letting her legs carry her as fast as they possibly could. She found herself at the end of the room in about 1.4 seconds. The germ, who couldn't keep up with Octavia's adrenaline, began to remember that it was inside a pony to infect. The germ bit down on one of Vinyl's intestine tubes.

Outside, Vinyl suddenly held her lower belly and let out a loud "YOW!!!!"

Twilight noticed, and being the genius she is, she immediately knew what was happening. "Looks like a case of the Iamtoolazytothinkofaname Germ. Fortunately, I have a cure." she said.

Meanwhile inside Vinyl, the two white blood cells were worried. "I should have thought this through!!!" said one of them. "OF COURSE the germ would go after Vinyl's body! I shouldn't have let a germ loose in here!"

The other white blood cell couldn't stop smiling. "Remember that time you told me you'd get promoted and I would never?" he asked. "Well, I don't think Vinyl's brain is gonna be too happy at you for letting a germ loose like this!"

"Shut up." said the first cell. "You were in on this, too."

Meanwhile, however, Vinyl was just drinking the cure to the germ's infection. The instant she swallowed the cure, the germ suddenly dropped dead.

One white blood cell smirked at the other. "See? I totally just killed that germ." he said.

"I didn't see you kill him. Looks to me like he just died." said the other.

"You didn't see me do it because I.....uh....." said the first cell, "I used The Force from Star Wars on it! Yeah! That's what I did!"

"Dork." said the other.