Spike Pie

by Silver Butcher


Love Poison pt.4

Applejack was bucking tree's and Big Mac was carrying the Apples back to the cart when Spike walked past them carrying Applebloom.
"Hi," Applebloom said nonchalantly as she waved from Spike's shoulder. Applejack and Big Mac stopped and watched the two walk past.
"What the hey are those two doing now?" Applejack asked Big Mac made to follow but she stopped him "oh no! We don't need another Bathtub of random junk in the barn again, we just got rid of it! I'll go check, you keep working" Big Mac nodded and went back the work as Applejack ran after Spike and Applebloom. She caught up to them and asked the obvious question. "What are you two doing?" Spike ignored her and Applebloom whispered
"Sis, hit Spike over the head with something hard?"
"What?"
"Um...Long story but He is so gonna go Dragon Crazy when he finds out I lied to him."
"Dragon crazy? Listen, Sis, I know Spike, he wouldn't hurt a fly, much less..." Before she could finish Spike suddenly stopped moving and his body started shaking, and the Two apple's watch as Spike Doubled in size. Applejack jaw dropped and the Two heard Big Mac drop his Apples on the ground. Spike Shook himself and fell onto all four, Applebloom tried sneaking off but ended up being grabbed by Spike's tale
"Knock him out!" She shouted as Spike ran off at high speed. AJ and Big Mac ran after Spike and made it to the Barn just as they heard the door slam. Applebloom was standing in front of it shacking. "I give it 10 second's before he realizes I lied!" Applejack and Big Mac slammed against the door just before Spike did, the tree of them combined was too much for Spike, who sounded very Angry
"SPIKE WANT!!" He yelled as he banged against the door.
"What does he want?" Applejack asked looking down at Applebloom who's face just screamed guilty.
"We may or may not have given Spike and Mrs.Cheerlie love poison," Applebloom said in a single breath and stood there in silence as her sibling's started at her in shock.
"I don't know how to respond to that" Big Mac said with a head shake as he shoved a wooden board between the door to keep it close. Applejack looked down at Applebloom.
"I DO! YOU ARE SO...!" Applejack was interrupted by Spike, who had Punched a hole in the door with a Hand that was bigger than Big Mac. All three of them stopped and slowly backed away from the barn. When Spike's Head burst through the roof, his massive head looked around for a second, before the entire barn shook and Spike burst entirely through the roof. Spike looked around for a second, before roaring and with a loud crunch, he destroyed the bottom part of the barn and made his way to ponyville. Applejack looked down at Applebloon who had a guilty smile on her face.
"So...aparently that happeneds when a Dragon drinks love potion" Applejack looked at her for a second them back over as Spikezilla made his way to ponyville.
"You are in every way grounded." Applejack said before running after Spikezilla.


Pinkie was trying to get Cheerlie to sit down. Mrs.Cake had intercepted her and told her about the love poison. So Pinkie had blindfolded Cheerlie, who was doing everything in her power to get out of it and see Spike. Pinkie looked around ready for anything when Spikezilla roar hit her ear. Pinkie froze and turned to sweet apple acres slowly shaking her head
"Not again." She moaned as she saw Spikezilla slowly approaching Ponyville. The Cakes looked on in awe as he approached and sirens rang through the city when Rainbow and Fluttershy landed next to her.
"Is that...Spike?" Rainbow asked in disbelief.
"Yea...that Spike." Pinkie said as she looked at him, She looked around. "Where's Twilight! Only one Pony can stop him now! I need to teleport her here now!" Pinkie shot past the two like a rocket.
"Wait...WHO!?"
"My older sister Limestone!!" Pinkie yelled as she ran at top speed and collided with Twilight and Owlicious. Owlicious looked over at the approaching Spike in awe.
"I didn't know he could do that." Owlicious said, "Imagine all the butt he could kick!"
"Well...he tends to go...all destruction crazy when he gets like that" Pinkie said as Spike finally made it to the town and immediately Picked up a house, after confirming that there was no Cheerlie, he just chucked it over his shoulder and picked up the next one. Twilight raised herself up when Pinkie jumped on her back.
"I need you to teleport us..." Pinkie pointed at herself then motioned to Spike "To my family's rock farm!"
"What? Why would I know where that is?" Pinkie pulled a book out of her mane, opened it to a picture of Equestria and pointed at a small bit that had been marked "home"
"This is where it is! Now hurry, before he starts breathing fire!" Twilight looked at it and sighed
"I need to get closer." Owlicious flew up and airlifted the two of them to Spike, but the second he saw them and confirmed they weren't Cheerlie, he opened his mouth to Spit fire at them, Luckily Rainbow and Fluttershy had raided Sugar Cube Corner and at that moment dumped a lot of Cakes in his face. Spike staggered back and roared as he tried to get the icing out of his eyes. Spike looked over just in time for Pinkie to land on his snout and blast him in the face with a confetti canon.
"SORRY!!" She called as Twilight cast the Spell and the two were teleported to Farm. Limestone almost had a heart attack as in a bright flash Mega Spike appeared with Pinkie rodeo riding him.
"Hi, Sis!" Pinkie waved "Spike got drugged and went crazy!" Limestone just looked up at the two as Spike looked at Pinkie and tried to shake her off. Limestone rubbed her face as Maud and Marble saw the ordeal and left the house.
"Oh wow," Maud said "It happened again"
"Mhh." Marble said as Maud called
"Were you spoiling him again?"
"I was not!" Pinkie called "And last Time it was his birthday! You're supposed to be spoiled on your Birthday!" Pinkie yelled as Spike stopped shaking his head and looked at Pinkie, he carefully placed his hand, and Pinkie dived out of the way as he flicked at her, she ended up under his jaw. "Little help please."
"HEY!!" Limestone suddenly yelled Making Spikezilla instantly Freeze. He looked down at Limestone who yelled: "IM GONNA COUT TO 3, AND IF YOU`RE NOT SMALL..." Limestone started at Spikezilla, Who opened his mouth, whether to talk or attack was unknown as the Second Limestone said "3" his mouth snapped shut. "2" with a sudden body spasm Spike shrank back down and landed face down on the ground as Pinkie seemed to just teleport next to him. the sisters gathered around, but just as Spike made to get up Pinkie yelled
"Knock him out!" And in a flash, Maud curve stomped him and Spike was effectively knocked out, as Marble and Maud Picked him up Limestone looked at Pinkie.
"Explain."
"Well...long story."


"Hey...where am I?" Cheerlie asked as the Cake's untied her. "The last thing I remember I was drink something with Spike?" the Cakes looked at each other
"It's a long story."


The CMC looked at the destroyed barn depressingly.
"Do we really have to clean it all up?" Applebloom asked
"Eyup" Big Mac said as Applejack and Rainbow Dash began moving the mess.
"Love sucks" The CMC all said as they made their way to help clean up the mess.