Pinkie Pie's Chaotic Saturday

by CapNTilfy


The Home Stretch

"First party: Luau! Time to get lei'd!" Pinkie giggled to herself at the pun. Arriving at the house, she tossed sprinkles at the tiki torches, lighting them up. This earned her gasps and applause. "And that's how you make an entrance!" she said proudly. Putting on a grass skirt, Pinkie took a ukulele out of her hair and started playing a tune. Once she finished, she shouted "Who wants to limbo?". In the middle of her turn, her phone buzzed.

I'm leaving Sunset's place early so I don't accidentally wake her up. - Sent by Fluttershy

Pinkie finished her turn, then texted.

I accidentally woke her up, and she seemed okay with it. - Sent by Pinkie Pie

After a moment, her phone buzzed again.

I think you might be missing the point, Pinkie. - Sent by Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie shrugged, and resumed the luau party.

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Once the luau had ended, Pinkie sat down and took a breath. "That was a blast! I should do luaus more often." Her phone buzzed.

I'm heading over to Sunset's! Fluttershy, did you leave the door unlocked? - Sent by Rainbow Dash

I did, you shouldn't have any trouble getting in. - Sent by Fluttershy

An idle thought crossed Pinkie's mind, and she texted.

Good thing there isn't any magical wackiness going on right now, or we'd be in a pickle! - Sent by Pinkie Pie

For heaven's sake, Pinkie, don't tempt fate! Sent by Rarity

Pinkie rarely swore, but in this case she believed the situation warranted it. "Dammit." she muttered under her breath as her hand slapped her forehead in exasperation. Sighing, she stood up and made her way to her next destination. Next up: the jump-rope competition., she thought in anticipation.

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Arriving on site, Pinkie signed up for the jump-rope competition. Huh. I'm surprised Rainbow Dash didn't sign up for this. It's right up her alley. When registration was over, Pinkie looked at the board to see her competition.

Canterlot Local Jump-Rope Competition

Round 1
Octavia Melody vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie
Sour Sweet vs. Muffins
Torch Song vs. Sweetie Drops
Roseluck vs. Sunny Sugarsocks
DJ PON-3 vs. Wallflower Blush
Lyra Heartstrings vs. Pinkie Pie
Juniper Montage vs. Amethyst Star
Suri Polomare vs. Scootaloo

Oh, thank goodness! Thought Pinkie. Rarity's crush isn't here. I'll be able to focus my way to the finish!

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Round 1
Octavia Melody vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie
Sour Sweet vs. Muffins
Torch Song vs. Sweetie Drops
Roseluck vs. Sunny Sugarsocks
DJ PON-3 vs. Wallflower Blush
Lyra Heartstrings vs. Pinkie Pie
Juniper Montage vs. Amethyst Star
Suri Polomare vs. Scootaloo

Round 2
Torch Song vs. Wallflower Blush
Octavia Melody vs. Pinkie Pie
Muffins vs. Suri Polomare
Juniper Montage vs. Roseluck

Wow... thought Pinkie, Who knew Octavia was so good at jump-rope! Same goes for Muffins. I haven't seen Sour Sweet that upset since all the Crystal Prep girls ganged up on Twilight! As much as I cheered for her, Sunny Sugarsocks lost... Pinkie sighed. I guess Wallflower spent the same amount of time jumping rope as she did gardening. I just barely beat Lyra, I'll need to step up my game this round! I feel bad for Scootaloo and Amethyst, they didn't last long...Oh well.

Pinkie sent a text to cheer her friend up, since she was nowhere in sight.

Hey, Sunny! You did your best out there, and I'm proud of you! - Sent by Pinkie Pie

Thanks, Pinkie! I'll practice hard for the next competition. We should train together! - Sent by Sunny Sugarsocks

Sounds good to me! - Sent by Pinkie Pie

Having sent that text, Pinkie prepared herself for the second round.

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Round 1
Octavia Melody vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie
Sour Sweet vs. Muffins
Torch Song vs. Sweetie Drops
Roseluck vs. Sunny Sugarsocks
DJ PON-3 vs. Wallflower Blush
Lyra Heartstrings vs. Pinkie Pie
Juniper Montage vs. Amethyst Star
Suri Polomare vs. Scootaloo

Round 2
Torch Song vs. Wallflower Blush
Octavia Melody vs. Pinkie Pie
Muffins vs. Suri Polomare
Juniper Montage vs. Roseluck

Final Four
Muffins vs. Pinkie Pie
Wallflower Blush vs. Juniper Montage

As she took a breather, Pinkie's phone buzzed.

Uh, guys? Sunset started sweating like crazy, and she tried to take off her clothes in front of me! I had to turn down the temperature to stop her!- Sent by Rainbow Dash

Gasping with her eyes wide, Pinkie sent a text.

I didn't know Sunset swung that way!- Sent by Pinkie Pie

Pinkie took a drink of water, then felt her phone buzz.

No, Pinkie, it means her fever's breaking! She's on the road to recovery!- Sent by Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie breathed a sigh of relief. "Now that I can focus, bring on the final four!" she yelled.

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Round 1
Octavia Melody vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie
Sour Sweet vs. Muffins
Torch Song vs. Sweetie Drops
Roseluck vs. Sunny Sugarsocks
DJ PON-3 vs. Wallflower Blush
Lyra Heartstrings vs. Pinkie Pie
Juniper Montage vs. Amethyst Star
Suri Polomare vs. Scootaloo

Round 2
Torch Song vs. Wallflower Blush
Octavia Melody vs. Pinkie Pie
Muffins vs. Suri Polomare
Juniper Montage vs. Roseluck

Final Four
Muffins vs. Pinkie Pie
Wallflower Blush vs. Juniper Montage

Championship
Muffins vs. Juniper Montage

Pinkie sighed. "I should have known I'd lose to the fan favorite. Oh well, at least I can cheer them both on..." Pinkie checked the time. "Oh, molasses! I'm gonna be late!"

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"The final party...NIGHT RAVE!" The party that Pinkie planned was outdoor, filled with bright and flashing lights and DJ PON-3 in full form. Almost loud enough to disturb the peace, but just a decibel short to do so. "Aww, yeah!" Shouted Pinkie. "Glow sticks, dance floors, high-energy madness! I LOVE IT! WOO HOO!" Pinkie pointed to the DJ. "DJ PON-3, show we some WUB!" Pinkie said as she moshed nearly all of her remaining energy throughout the dance. For once, she left a rave without any scrapes, bruises or injuries.

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Slowly trudging through the door to her room, Pinkie said "Oh...Gummy. You will not believe the day I had today." However, instead of exasperated, her tone was dreamy. "Oh man, today's going in the memory book for sure." With her eyes half-opened, Pinkie looked on the verge of passing out despite this, she sighed and mustered the energy to change into her pajamas. "I'm just glad to be home." She hugged Gummy tightly, turned the light off and fell fast asleep.