[From the diary of Starlight Glimmer]
Note to self: Trixie loves smoothies. Maybe I should get her a gift certificate so she can get as much as she wants? I think her birthday is coming up. I mean... She REALLY loves smoothies. She'll pretty much go for any flavor!
Note to self TWO: Except for beets. Learned that the hard way. Gave her the apple banana smoothie I ordered instead. Geez, now I have to drink it.
RE: Note to self TWO: No, wait. Nevermind. I've decided I hate them too. I'm giving this to Spike.
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Dear Future Starlight Glimmer,
In the future, please think twice before ordering your Great and Powerful Friend something in the largest size available without bothering to check what she's into. You'll only find yourself stuck eating/drinking whatever it is she doesn't want for lunch. Also... why DO you order something different from your friends? Even when you're picking for them? It's like you decide that they must like the thing that you aren't into! (Not that you knew what beets tasted like, but that sounds almost worse now that I am writing this down. That's like being a vegan all your life and ordering someone liver because, "Hey, it's meat!" Like, wow, stereotype much?)
Another thing to remember is that Spike also hates beets. He says they taste like someone sprinkled sugar over a tree root. I am inclined to agree with him.
Last thing: maybe don't try to shovel stuff you don't like onto the little guy? He's not your food disposal!
Sincerely,
Past Starlight Glimmer
P.S.
Oh, and you totally need to write down when Trixie's birthday is because it sure as Tartarus wasn't anytime soon! Now we have a gift certificate to the Ponyville Cafe that expires in three months and nopony to give it to. Lame.
P.P.S.
Also, I totally meant for the time joke, Future Starlight Glimmer. You need more reasons to laugh. Even when you have to wince while doing it.
P.P.P.S.
Yes, I AM distracting myself from what happened with Sunburst. Stop judging me you us.