The day seemed quaint as Eddy and Ed were doing what could only be described as two person rodeo, "Where's the fire big guy?" Eddy exclaimed as he tried to keep himself up from his friend's wild galloping.
"Fire? Get it off!" Ed exclaimed as he quickly ran about in an attempt to run away from the imaginary inferno behind him.
"Eddy stop it, you're frightening him!" Double D shouted as he tried his best to catch up to his two friends
"It's not like I haven't done so before!" Eddy exclaimed as he steered the lunk head before crashing into a tree, "I'm hurt now."
Double D eventually caught up to the two, "Dear lord... I think I've lost ten pounds from five chapters alone."
"Come on Double D, what's the point of life without a little chaos here and there." Eddy said as he jumped out of the tree and onto the ground.
"Why I couldn't agree more." A disembodied voice stated. The Eds looked around frantically as the voice was one they had not heard before, soon enough a being popped into existence with a light chortle. The creature itself looked like someone threw a bunch of animal parts into a blender and pushed the puree button.
"Double D... is this a result of running into a tree head first?" Eddy asked as he and the other two rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't imagining things.
"I was about to ask the same thing." The creature asked as he popped out his eyes and polished them, "I may be a god of chaos, but I have never seen something as strange looking as you three." The Eds were still speechless before the creature looked around, "Oh right, where are my manners. I am Discord, god of chaos, and best friend of Fluttershy."
The trio quickly introduced themselves, "Now I bet you are wondering how we got here in the first place." Double D started before being stopped by Discord's claw.
"Not really." The Draconequus responded as he materialized a book labeled 'friends' and searched it nonchalantly, "I really just want to do something fun, but it seems none of my usual contacts are really available."
"Well we could have some fun with you." Ed suggested before being stopped by his friends.
"Excuse us for a moment." Double D said before getting his friends into a football position.
"I don't know about you guys but this guy gives me the creeps." Eddy said to his two friends.
Double D sighed, "For once we are on the same page. Something just screams never ending consistency migraines."
"Oh come on guys." Ed said, "We don't wanna shun him, besides it isn't like we were doing anything worth."
Eddy was about to question Ed's sudden burst of perspective when Discord popped into the conversation, "So did you three fellows decide on something exciting yet?"
The three jumped in surprise before trying to think of something fast, "Oh right... Well we were thinking of..." Double D was trying to think of something easy.
"Dumpster Diving!" Eddy exclaimed. The two other Ed-boys looked at their pseudo leader, and quickly noticed Discord's grin.
"Well it isn't the first choice I would've picked, but it should be a good time killer." Discord said as he snapped his fingers, causing two vintage diving suits to materialize out of nowhere, "So what do you guys say?"
Hours Later at the Dump
Ed and Discord were now prepared to dive into the dangerous murk that was a dump, "Now when you find something valuable or recyclable just tug on the rope."
"Gotcha Double D." Ed said giving a thumbs up.
"Just give us the signal to go in." Discord said as he grabbed a flashlight and magnet, ready to grab treasures. The two then walked into the garbage as if walking through a thick mist. The duo dug through the trash, seeming to get lost with every step, "Did you find anything yet?" Discord asked as he sifted through a few rusted cans.
"Just a few bottles and-" Ed replied before seeing something he could only describe as 'cool'. He tried to pick up the object, "Discord, I need some help!" The Draconequus grabbed the boy with little to no hope of actually budging him, "Tug the rope!"
As the exploration was going on Eddy and Double D were watching clouds pass by, that was until they saw the rope moving, "They found something!" Eddy exclaimed, "Grab the rope sock head!"
The two proceeded to grab the rope in hope of pulling the two divers from the depths of the dump, "What in heavens name did they find!?" Double D asked as he struggled to hold on to the rope.
"This is gonna give me a hernia!" Eddy shouted as the two continued to pull, soon enough the divers were finally free of the garbage, "Did you guys find any loot?"
"Oh yeah!" Ed replied as he held up a large gold statue piece.
"What is that anyways?" Double D asked as he began to take notes on the strange gold piece.
"So that's where I left it!" Discord Exclaimed as he grabbed the gold piece; he proceeded to shake the item like a dirty rug until it took the form of a small coffee mug, "I thought I'd never see this again!"
"How was that heavy?" Eddy asked.
"Maybe because you always skipped gym." Double D replied; hypocritically of course as he also skipped gym class when he had the chance, especially after the dodgeball incident.
"Oh, my special coffee mug is made of one thing, comedium." Discord replied, "What seems heavy to you three, could be light as a feather or easily dented like so." He proceeded to pull out a inflatable hammer and turned the cup into a wadded up ball of gold foil.
"All this trouble, for a stupid cup!?" Eddy exclaimed in annoyance.
"I'll have you know it's my favorite cup." Discord replied before pulling out an alarm clock, "I wish I could continue, but my shows are coming on." With that Discord popped out of existence, leaving the Ed's more confused than anything.
Discord popped back in his home and sat down into a large cushy recliner and stared at a clock, "Just in time for the opening."
Now, this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down...