Get that shit outta here.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: EucliEdgelord
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a 5,000 sq. foot mansion furnished with whatever it sees fit, as long as it complies with security restrictions. SCP-XXXX has specifically requested the room to be an exact replica of its own residence, as this is the only way for it to not spout about its own superiority and break containment like a smarmy jackass.
All personnel interacting with the subject, including security, are to be female and conventionally attractive. Despite being sexually irresistible to mares, encounters with male staff inevitably end in incursions or them being crushed by their own inadequacy upon meeting the perfect male specimen. Thusly, despite females becoming emotionally compromised, an O5 majority has declared such an outcome is acceptable as long as attacks on staff are discontinued.
No attempts are to be made to restrict SCP-XXXX’s ability to cast magic. The subject is also allowed daily flights in Site-16’s aerial court in order to ensure its compliance. SCP-XXXX’s privaleges are a reward for its perfect behavior and manners, as the subject has shown no hostility towards staff or desire to harm the Foundation outside of testing. The subject is allowed to request additional accommodations to its quarters as long as they do not violate Foundation secrecy and they are passed through Doctor Pushover or O5-01. SCP-XXXX is allowed books, television, and a gaming entertainment systems of its choice during its time in Foundation facilities or during testing.
No further attempts to alter SCP-XXXX’s Foundation designation to a standard numerical designation are to be attempted, as all attempts to do so have failed and a system reset returns it to its current state. SCP-XXXX says it prefers this as it “looks cooler”.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a little fucktard with black and red fur and feathers, a slicked back mane, dark eyes that suggest a mysterious past, and sharp features that define a rather handsome alicorn. Tests have pinpointed its IQ at an impressive 190 despite a seemingly young age and nonchalant nature. Staff, especially females, have described SCP-XXXX as intelligent, charming, possessing a keen wit and sense of sarcasm, and an intense interest in the female sex.
Curiously, SCP-XXXX has been known to irresistible to females despite not emitting any known magical, memetic, or pheromonal triggers. It also possesses a magical aptitude that surpases even trained alicorns. The subject claims it was born this way and has not undergone any formal training to hone its skills. Tests are ongoing, but there are currently no upper bounds to its magical capabilities, and testing to discover such a limit cannot be done without extreme loss of life. SCP-XXXX is adamant it does not wish to know the full extent of its power as it would harm those it cares about.
Get that shit outta here.
SCP-XXXX has a band on each of its legs. The bands are impervious to harm and the subject claims it cannot remove them. When asked when it acquired them, the subject claims it does not know, as it suddenly woke up one day with them and has amnesia about everything that occurred prior to that day. These bands emit a protective magical field that renders it impervious to harm. Typical.
Current stress testing of this defense mechanism has shown SCP-XXXX is resistant to the following:
> Fire
> Drowning
> Radiation
> Acid
> Hostile magic
> Blunt force trauma
> Plot Devices
> Rewrites
> Human weaponry
> Disease
> Dismemberment
> And impossibly, the [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-XXXX has vowed to never harm the Foundation, despite being obviously capable of doing so and we should all be thankful it doesn’t change its mind. The subject has volunteered to help the Foundation to capture harmful SCPs, but does not wish to assist in the capture of those that it views as harmless. Requests to give SCP-XXXX agent status are undergoing review.
Addendum: Currently there are no less than thirty six confirmed female staff members, some not even of the pony race, that have expressed romantic interest in SCP-XXXX. A confirmed ██ have offered marriage proposals. Despite such conduct being against Foundation rules, even among other staff, for the sake of preserving Foundation secrecy and ensuring the ongoing compliance of the subject, an exception has been issued with an O5 majority approval. Should SCP-XXXX consent, multiple female staff are allowed to compete for SCP-XXXX’s affections at the same time.