//------------------------------// // "I Guess We Could Visit Your Family?" Perfect Idea, Let's Go! // Story: Pinkie's Unique Other. "No I'm Not In A Relation With Her!" // by Taken-By-Insanity //------------------------------// Me and Pinkie woke up to a new day, a Tuesday to be specific. Today there was no work since on Tuesdays Sugarcube Corner is closed. 'Hey Zalgy, do you have any suggestions on what we should do?' Pinkie mentally asked me. My reply was slow and had some uncertainty to it, "Perhaps you could introduce me to your friends other than Fluttershy and Twilight? And After that you could introduce me to your family since we're kinda sisters?" She gasped at the idea and agreed with lots of enthusiasm. She also decided to introduce me to Rarity first before Applejack and then Rainbow Dash. After the whole process of turning to two we went to Rarity's home, Carousal Boutique. We entered the building and Rarity's voice yelled from her work room, "Be there in a moment!" and she entered the room about five seconds later. "Oh hello Pinkie, I didn't expect you to be here. Who is this?" Rarity said in slight surprise at seeing Pinkie and then said in interest when she noticed me. I said, in response to her question, "My name is Zalgy Cake and, in a way, I'm Pinkie Pie's twin sister." When I said that Rarity took a face of slight surprise and nodded in understanding. "Well it's nice to meet you Zalgy Cake, my sources said you looked different than how you actually look so I was expecting,-" Rarity couldn't finish the last part since I cut her off. "Someone with black pits with red dots for eyes and a black shape that represents and acts like a mouth?" I asked innocently. Rarity nodded, "That's what I look like when I'm fighting demons actually darling, when I'm not fighting demons or anything in general I look like this," I said while gesturing to myself at the end of my sentence. "Well would you like some tea and cookies? I'm not that busy today and I was about to take a break before you two came in," Rarity offered. We accepted and talked a bit, it was mostly girly stuff but I'm slightly like a tomboy, or tomcolt as they call it here, so I didn't take part on that topic much. The tea was a herbal one with some honey, it was really good same with the chocolate chip cookies. Pinkie and I decided to do a race to Sweet Apple Acres, Pinkie didn't need to direct me there since I was in her head when she went there from Rarity's, and I won the race by two inches! If it wasn't for my advanced speed I would have lost by miles! When we entered Sweet Apple Acres we found Applejack kicking a tree to make apples fall from it. Pinkie yelled "Hey Applejack I want you to meet someone!" Applejack stopped doing what she was doing and came over. "Howdy there Pinkie! How ya'll doing?" Applejack asked in a friendly matter. "I'm doing good AJ. Now I want you to meet my twin sister Zalgy Cake," Pinkie said and introduced. Me and Applejack shook hands and introduced ourselves to each other. I heard someone screaming, "Everyone take five step backwards and Pinkie get one of your emergency mattresses," I said after hearing the screaming. Pinkie took a mattress and put it between us and Applejack before we all took five steps back. The screaming got louder and then, by the looks of it, Rainbow Dash crash landed into the mattress. Me and Pinkie fist bumped at that since we calculated correctly where she would land. Rainbow stood up and shook her head before saying, "Ouch. What hit me? I was flying perfectly fine before something hit my head and got me spinning uncontrollably." She noticed me, Pinkie, and Applejack standing a few feet away from her. "Oh hey guys, who the new pony?" Rainbow asked when she noticed me. I did a small mock bow and said, "Zalgy Cake is my name, fighting demons is the game that I play." I stood up and did a mock salute after saying that. Rainbow chuckled at that, "I like you already. Name's Rainbow Dash, the fastest pegasus in Equestria. She and I shook hands and the four of us were talking for a few minutes. Until Pinkie's timer went off. "Oh shoot. We're going to be late for the train! Gotta go now bye!" Pinkie said that and dragged me off to the train station and we merged again. I was in Pinkie's head this time since I didn't want to be in control right now. Pinkie bought two tickets after we split yet again and waited for the train to arrive. Once it did arrive we got into a cart filled with other ponies, and I think I saw a griffin but I'm not sure, and the train started moving after everyone that was waiting on the station came in and everyone the needed to leave the train left. I don't know why but I started getting really sad while we were riding the train. I think it's because I'm thinking about my amnesia that I seem to have. I decided to distract myself with a love song so I won't become blue literally. While the song was playing everyone was wondering where it was coming from and looking around. Since it was obviously annoying them I made it only focus into my ears and not a stray whisper of the song escaped. I noticed a slightly deformed bird fly through the window, I slashed it with a blue bladed and pink handled dagger since it was a demon. The bird was okay and it flew through a window across from my own, it also didn't look deformed anymore. The small demon gave telepathy which means I could talk to another with my mind now and can read minds, that could be heavily abused to win games and such but I won't use it except to talk with someone. Mostly. We arrived at our stop six hours later. If Pinkie and I had a bit for every close call we would have been able to buy Ponyville! Anyways we stepped out of the train and it left faster than you can say 'The fudge is burning!' Me and Pinkie walked to the edge of town, Pinkie was hopping up and down like she drank some of that four year lasting coffee for some reason. If you think she did you are wrong since she Pinkie Promised never to drink coffee years ago, I know since I asked her. We came to the edge of town and found the rock farm, it's pretty easy to find since the edge of town just looks dead.