polan found himself with rusja in a random desert somewhere, they were discussing how to obtain vodka
"hey polan"
"what"
"can I eat you?"
"no"
"please"
"no"
"Can i eat part of you"
"Only if you gib wodka"
"Hey, whats that?"
"Huh?!?!?"
They found a random changeling wandering around humming to itself about making friends. As soon as it noticed polan and rusja, it screamed.
"AHHHH! Who are you? What are you!??!"
"I am polan, what are you and do you have the wodka. Am very thirst."
"I am russia, do you have vodka?"
"I don't even.... what?"
"Please gib wvodka" they replied in unison.
"I don't have any 'vodka' or 'wodka'. Sorry."
"Can we eat you? Very hungry."
"WHAT?! NO!"
"What are you anyway?" Replied polan, wondering what country this weird black thing could be"
"I am changeling"
"What country is changeling, and do you have food?"
"I am not a country"
exactly 5 seconds after that polan and rusja died of seizure due to lack of vodka
the end