When I looked outside I saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders riding their scooter and cart almost hitting some ponies. Luckily they turn before anyone can get hurt. Pinkie sighed in relief and went back to making orders. Mrs.Cake yelled from the counter, "Pinkie we need the 'special four point five' treat."
At that Pinkie froze like a statue, "Is the customer certain about it?" she asked in a slightly shaky voice for some reason.
"Yes Pinkie. The customer is certain and he wants half a cup of it," confirmed Mrs.Cake. I looked at the feeling screen and Pinkie is feeling VERY scared for some reason. I looked at a new screen that appeared while I was gone, it says why Pinkie is feeling what. It says Pinkie is scared of the order since it's a coffee that can keep someone up for four years with just a cup, it's usually served at an ounce so the person will only have a wake up call that lasts four days.
'Half a cup would mean two years of energy, that is not healthy for your mind,' I thought in worry for this being. I looked at the screen that shows Pinkie's vision and saw her opening a metal box with a biohazard sign on it while wearing a hazmat suit over her clothes. She picked up a pitcher and poured some of the coffee in it into a cup. She slowly went to the counter and gave it to a very tired looking Wake Eye, he's a white coated pegasus with a black mane and tail as well as blue eyes and his cutie mark is a half lidded eye. He took it, payed for it, nodded in thanks, and drank it.
Pinkie blinked into the kitchen before the coffee could kick in. Wake Eye didn't say anything since he's a mute in case you were wondering. There was the sound of a small explosion happening from the main room. Through the screen, what I saw was a mess! Luckily no one had any food in the room so it wasn't that bad. Also Wake Eye was nowhere to be seen. Pinkie took out a smoke bomb from her hair, don't ask me why she has that, and threw it down.
When the smoke cleared out the room looked brand new! It was even shining in some places as well. Nothing that interesting happened for quite some time. That is until Gummy decided to try and bite Pinkie which tickles her since he has no teeth. But that only lasted for five minutes. Mrs.Cake said that it's closing time now for Sugarcube Corner.'Hey Zalgy. Maybe I can give you a tour and meet my friends?' Pinkie mentally suggested after closing the place. It was only closing at 4:00 P.M. since it's a Monday.
I hmm'd at that and said, "Sure. I'm bored anyways and there's nothing to do." Pinkie cheered slightly and begun the tour. First was Sugarcube Corner since it was the closest one to show and tell me about. Next was Twilight's home 'Golden Oaks Library' who wasn't there for some reason so we left it alone for later. Then we went to Carousal Boutique.
A ten minute walk later we arrived Carousal Boutique. When we went in, me in Pinkie's head and Pinkie in the real world, a female's voice yelled, "One moment and I'll be with you!" And, true to her word, the girl was there a moment later. Turns out it's, surprise, Rarity, the best and only fashionista in Ponyville. She was wearing some plain jeans, a purple short-sleeved shirt, and red glasses.
"Hiya Rarity, I was just passing by and was wondering. Do you know where Twilight is?" Pinkie said after Rarity said hello.
"No, I'm afraid I don't know where Twilight is. Would you like some tea while your here? Rarity said after thinking for a second. Pinkie happily agreed to the offer and they were talking about their days, I wasn't listening that much.
Until demons were mentioned. "It was awfully dreadful that Lyra and Vinyl were possessed by demons. At least according to this new pony names Zalgy Cake, quite the odd looking one from what I've heard. Rarity brought up.
"I've talked to her actually, two minutes ago in fact. She is a nice mare, although it kinda saddened me that she doesn't like parties a lot but you can't win them all. Also you are kinda correct with her looking odd but nopony is the same," Pinkie said, agreeing with Rarity about my looks.
"Oh you've seen her? Could you tell me what she looks like? Rarity asked with interest in her eyes while she did so.
Pinkie nodded and she described me saying, "She kinda looks like me but with a red coat, a darker red mane and tail, red dots in black pits for eyes, a black shape that acts like her mouth, though it doesn't move when she talks most of the time, and a upside down t for a cutie mark."
"Hmm. What does she wear?" Rarity asked.
"She wears a black shirt with a broken red heart along with red going along the sides of the shirt, a red skirt, and red boots with a black bottom," was Pinkie's accurate answer of what I wear. Then a little bit later we left the building and continued the tour.
After going to Sweet Apple Acres and getting a quick rundown of it since Applejack and her family were too busy at the time to talk and Pinkie telling me we can't see Rainbows house since it's in the sky, we went to Fluttershy's cottage.
When we entered we found Twilight with a bleeding snout and a strange little thing in a cage of all things, probably a demon and a really weak one at that if these two were even able to put it in a cage so easily. The thing was a quadruped pony with a purple coat like Twilight's, a scorpion tail of all things, a darker purple mane and tail, had cyan eyes, and was only 3.4 feet tall. It was glaring daggers at Twilight and Fluttershy was sitting on her couch with a sad expression.
Pinkie left the door way and asked me in her head, 'Zalgy can you use you physical manipulation to be two of us, one that you control and one I control?' I thought this long and hard before I replied.
"I could try. But don't be disappointed if I can't do that," was what I said. We switched places with me in control. First I made myself normal, for ponies at least, before I tried splitting in two. It took about half a minute but it worked somehow.
My eyes were red and looked like how a real pony's eye looks, my mouth now was a real one with some fangs, intimidation and ability to eat meat included, but besides that I look the same as when I'm controlling Pinkie's body, including the clothes. Pinkie and I entered the building the building to see what's going on.