Hello my name is Zalgy Cake, don't remember my old name or anything about old me but oh well. Now let me tell you the tale of when I first came to Equestria and up until now.
I don't remember what happened before I woke up but I was pretty sure my roof wasn't yellow when I opened my eyes. Nor did I remember having such a comfortable bed. I sat up and got out of bed but I froze when I looked at the mirror in front of me.
I was an anthromorphic earth pony from MLP with a light red coat and a dark red mane and tail that was all poofy and stuff along with an upside down cross on my hand. But what froze me the most was the eyes and mouth, my eyes were black pits with two tiny red orbs that were slightly large at the moment due to my shock, my mouth was just a pitch black shape that acted and moved like a mouth.
I shook my head and went closer to the mirror for better examination. I have what all females have on their chest and I was wearing a black shirt with a red broken heart along with red along the sides of the shirt, a red skirt, and red boots with a black bottom.
'Ouch. What hit me,' asked a well known party pony.
I decided to speak out loud, but my voice had this distorted echo along with it being like Pinkie's, "I have no idea what hit you. Sorry for the inconvenience." After I said that Pinkie did a mental gasp.
Then she got really fast, 'Hi I'm Pinkie Pie! Do you like parties? What's your favorite flavor of cake? Wait! What's your favorite color?' I was somehow able to shut her up and I answered her questions in order, "I am not a fan of parties, my favorite flavor of cake is a mix of red velvet and chocolate, and my favorite color is a very dark red or grey.
"Pinkie! It's time for work!" Mrs.Cake yelled from the kitchen. I followed instinct and found my look changing. My coat turned bright pink and my mane and tail turned into a dark pink, also the cross turned into three balloons. My eyes turned full white until blue irises and black pupils grew from the middle of them. Then my outfit changed, my shirt replaced black with white and red with pink and the broken heart was now a full heart, my skirt replaced red with pink, and my boot replaced red with pink and the black bottom turned white.
"Okay Mrs.Cake, I'll be down in a minute!" Pinkie said with her MOUTH! Now I was in this black void with an endless grey field of grass, along with a screen in front of me showing what Pinkie's seeing, another screen to my right telling me what she's feeling emotionally and physically and another screen to my left telling me what she smells and speakers attached to it to tell me what she hears most likely.
I found a book right next to me and when I picked it up and looked at it, the cover said 'Guide To Being A Demon.' I rose my eyebrow because of that but I opened it and decided to read some of it.
Hello there! If you are reading this it means you are a new demon. Now lets star with the basics.
- You are unable to switch to a different host if you have one already.
- You get more abilities by killing other demons.
- You mustn't get caught. By that I mean no one must know you are an actual demon. This rule can be broken but you must tread carefully if so.
Now your current abilities Zalgy Cake are
- a hammer space.
- advance healing for you and your host
- advance strength for you and your host
- advance senses, meaning you can smell, see, hear, taste, and feel things better than the average being
- the ability to switch who's in control whenever you want
- to spread your influence to one other being for thirty minutes
- and conjuring weapons
Now that is all I can tell you, ask this book a question for any additional information and it will open to the appropriate page.
'So what's your name?' Pinkie made me jump when she said that.
A microphone appeared in front of me and I talked into it to answer Pinkie, "My name is Zalgy Cake."
'Nice name' Pinkie complemented. I looked at the middle screen and saw that Pinkie was taking orders from everpony in the building that's a customer. She's right now taking taking Twilight Sparkle's and Spike's order.
"I will have a chocolate milkshake," was Twilight's order. Spike's order was a chocolate milkshake as well.
Pinkie went to the kitchen and said, "Two chocolate milkshakes." Mr.Cake wordlessly gave Pinkie two chocolate milkshakes. Pinkie said, "Thanks," and went back to Twilight's and Spike's table and gave them their milkshakes. The two thanked her and Twilight payed four bits for both of their milkshakes. Pinkie somehow got roller skates on and skated to the cash register to put the bits away.
The taking orders and stuff happened for the next two hours and Pinkie had the rest of the day off. When Pinkie exited the building, since it's her break time, there was an explosion to the right. When Pinkie turned in that direction we both saw a unicorn bigger than Town Hall stomping around and being a 'big' meanie. Get it? No? Yes? If you laughed then 'yes' if not then 'well you can't win them all.'
Pinkie went to go stop it but I stopped her by telling her through the microphone, "Go into an alley!" She did so and I switched our places of control, Pinkie's body turned into my own along with the clothes and cutie mark, the mark on my hand. "Now lets test out my abilities," I said with dark excitement in my distorted voice. I again followed instinct and summoned a pink long sword with a blue handle in my right hand....whatever.
I ran at Rainbow Dash speed to where the large demon is at. When I got there I acted very stupid like and yelled, "Hey big meanie!" The beast turned to me and immediately shot a blast at be. I saw Rainbow Dash pass by and said with a smile, "Let Dashie go under my influence." Then Rainbow turned into different shades of yellow and her cutie mark turned into an eye.
"Reporting to duty ma'am!" said Rainbow Dash A.K.A. Dull Sloth. I pointed at the large demon and did the crazy motion, I basically said 'Confuse it.' She saluted and dashed off and was spinning around the things head. It did a feminine roar of rage and tried swatting at Dull Sloth. I ran up it while it was confused and was slashing various parts of it while on my way to it's head. I looked at the book in my head and opened it to how to kill a demon without hurting the host, it says that the host won't die if you kill the darn thing so that means I don't have to worry about holding back.
When I made it to the head I stabbed into the head of the beast with some difficulty. It shrieked from the pain and after a puff of smoke I was next to an unconscious Lyra Heartstrings. 'She was probably trying to summon something since she tends to do that a lot' Pinkie helpfully told me through our mental link. I let go of my influence on Rainbow and she was turned into her normal self.
"Hey you there!" yelled a very well known apple farmer. I turned around to see Applejack there looking at me in confusion. "Who are ya, what happened, and what was that with Rainbow?" she asked, the poor dear was so confused.
I giggled and said, "I'm Zalgy Cake, your demon protector, this unicorn was possessed by a demon, and I just put some of m magic influence on her. There won't be after affects otherwise I wouldn't have done it. Applejack nodded but she did the 'I am watching you' motion. I noticed I still have my sword and I put it into my hammer space since why not.
I then sprinted with my advanced speed into an alleyway and gave Pinkie her body back. Now we are just walking to the library since Pinkie was looking for inspiration of more recipes from some cook books.
New Ability: Physical Manipulation.