No POV
The party was going swell. Daimon, Pinkie, Angel, and Celestia were eating the massive cakes Daimon made, and the extra two Pinkie helped make. Angel and Pinkie were devouring their cakes at lightning speed, while Daimon and Celestia were enjoying their cake. This went on for a couple minutes until there was one slice of cake left near Daimon. Pinkie and Angel backed off since Angel was stuffed, and Pinkie saw Daimon reach for the last piece. Unfortunately for him, when he grabbed the paper plate, there was a force pulling it against him. Daimon then noticed a golden aura around the left side of the plate. He looked up to be staring into the eyes of a certain solar Alicorn, who’s horn was glowing.
They both blushed before Daimon tugged on the plate more. “Sorry Celestia, but I had it first.” He said as he tugged it towards him more. Celestia however, used her magic to yank it more towards her.
“I am sorry as well Daimon, but I have a rather large fascination of cakes as well. I shall be the one to have the last piece if you don’t mind.” Celestia said. Daimon didn’t give up however and yanked on the plate again.
“Yeah I don’t think so.” He said as the plate was then yanked out of his grip. Celestia grinned madly and casted a shield around herself. She was going to eat the cake, but Daimon somehow broke through her shield and tackled her to the ground. Well, more precisely, his chest and head tackled her to the ground.
The cake, somehow, landed safely on the ground a few feet away on the ground. Daimon quickly got up and lunged for it. He was able to grab the cake and lift it over his head, but before he could drop it into his mouth, a small magic blast hit him in the face. It didn’t hurt, but it allowed him to drop the cake which Celestia caught with her magic. She smirked over her victory but her smirk disappeared when she lost sight of him. She heard a thud behind her and before she could react she was pinned to the floor and had her horn covered by a massive claw. She tried to use magic, but Daimons hand was effectively blocking it like an inhibitor ring. Daimon held the cake in front of her tauntingly before speaking.
“Ha, try something now princess.” He said with a laugh. He looked down, but only saw Celestia with a pout. Seeing her like that sent a sharp sting to his chest, so being the nice person he is, he got up and placed the cake down in front of the solar Alicorn. He then dusted her off before walking back over to a smiling Fluttershy.
“That was very nice Daimon, i’m proud of you.” she said as she flew up and gave his head a hug. This made Daimon blush but it was thankfully hidden under his hard skin. He waited for the butter cream colored pegasus to let go before answering.
“I saw her sad, so I thought it would be nice t-” he paused as he somehow heard Celestia and Luna talking about a foot away from him.
“Sister, why did thou get so sad when sir Daimon had the cake?” Luna asked her sister.
“Oh I wasn’t sad, I used that trick to get him to let me have the cake.” she said, to which Luna gasped but then giggled.
“That was naughty sister, you better hope he doesn't find out.” she said, to which Celestia giggled herself.
“Oh he won’t find out.” she said. If only she was right. Daimon didn’t even know he had this ability, but he couldn’t be more grateful he did.
‘She tricked me! Curse my big heart’ he thought frustratingly. He knew it wasn’t a big deal, but he always had a soft spot for pouty faces, and he fell for it again. He then had a plan for revenge.
“I’ll be right back.” he said to Fluttershy as he walked over to Discord. Said Draconequus was chatting with Pinkie about chocolate rain. Daimon was confused but shrugged it off as he tapped Discord on the shoulder to get his attention.
“Oh hello Daimon, how are you doing.” Discord asked surprisingly nicely.
“Oh well, but I do need a favor” he said as he leaned forward and whispered something in Discord’s ear. The lord of chaos’ eyes widened in shock but he then grew a mischievous smirk. He then snapped his fingers and a ten foot tall chocolate cake appeared behind them. Daimon thanked him before he tore a large chunk out of it and hurled it at Celestia. Celestia didn’t notice the incoming projectile and was pelted in the face by the large piece of cake. She ended up falling and having her head covered in cake.
Everyone was shocked except for Daimon, Discord, Ornstein, Spike, and Luna who busted a gut and fell over laughing while Daimon stood with a triumphant smirk.
Celestia, after 4 tries, finally yanked her head out of the cake with her entire muzzle a dirt like brown. She shook it off and glared back at Daimon who was still smirking as everyone picked themselves up or got over from their shock.
“That's what you get for lying to me, punk.” Everyone except Ornstein gasped at what he said. No one besides Luna has ever spoken to Celestia like that. Celestia put on a shocked face for two reasons. One, he had heard her conversation after all, and two, he called her a punk as if it meant nothing. She wasn’t mad however, in fact, she grew a sinister smirk in response, to everyone’s shock.
“Well played Daimon, well played.” She said as she levitated about half of the chunk that was on the floor and hurled it at Daimon. Daimon, reacting quickly, dodged out of the way and the cake ended up hitting Spike. Luna, Pinkie, Twilight, and Ornstein busted out laughing, but it ceased when another piece of cake flew and hit Luna in the muzzle. Everyone turned to see Spike in a follow through position.
Luna wiped the cake off of her before everyone gave a standoff glare as they all moved to one side. Daimon, Ornstein, Spike, Discord, Zecora, and Angel on one side, with the main six and the Princesses on the other. Discord made one more 10 foot tall cake on each side and made the original one disappear to make it fair. Rarity didn’t want to at first but was “convinced” by Rainbow and Applejack to help, she was still mostly against it though.
“This whole ordeal is most ridiculous.” she said with her head held high. Ornstein however, had other plans.
“I call dibs on hitting her first.” she said as she grabbed a piece of cake and threw it.
Rarity was shocked to hear that from the person she was helping a few moments ago.“Don’t you da-” SPLAT. The cake landed smack dab on her face, and because it was so large, it covered her mane too.
“MY MANE!” she shouted after she uncovered her eyes.
“What you gonna do about it?” Asked Ornstein tauntingly. Rarity did the classic wipe face move and then put on her ‘it is on’ face before shouting.
“CAKE WAR! Aee-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-taaaaaaa!” she shouted with a war cry at the end. That was the last call anyone needed to start. So everyone grabbed/levitated cake, and the war had begun.