So, Butter Knife, having fun with your new friend?
"Wait... you used my actual name for once!"
Psh. Yeah, you didn't notice from last chapter that I started to run out of nickname ideas? Either way, I'm really busy right now so--
"Butter Knife, my love!" Ego Boost screeched sadistically, clinging to the mare's foreleg, "SING FOR THINE LOVER ONCE MORE!"
...Did I miss something? I don't remember ever characterizing you as one that was taken to singing, but I may be mistake--
Aaaaaaaand instant regret has just arrived.
"Instant regret?" Ego Boost chimed, glancing up from Butter Knife's leg, "Ooh! Is that like instant ramen?! I LOVE INSTANT RAMEN!"
Buttery Stab-Stab groaned, facehoofing at her parter's antics.
"SHE'S NOT MY PARTNER."
Says who? You? Ha. Says the one who made a conscious decision to sing, (albeit rather horribly), to Ego Boost. I'd have to say that you two would make a great duet if you sung together.
"No. Just... no."
>:^)
"Did... you... just--"
Yup. I just emoticon-ed y'all.
Butter Knife rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine. Though, it really doesn't help the fact that we're trapped in this unending existence with the sole purpose of entertaining others."
Hey, Oily, listen up. Remember how I said you can shapeshift into anything?
Butter Knife gasped, and enveloped herself in a shell of VantaBlackTM. Why? Because it's the color of her soul, of course. Ego Boost eagerly awaited beside the vaguely egg-shaped obelisk.
"Would you not, please?"
Not what?
"Don't narrate me at this moment, alright?"
Hmf. Fine then, Frowny.
"There. Now you can."
Just as abruptly as it happened, Butter Knife proceeded to burst from the VantaBlackTM shell, covered in chalk dust and rainbows.
"WAIT FREAKIN' WHAT?!"
There was a second part to the shapeshifting, dontcha know? You can shapeshift as long as it's cute. Also, what even were you aiming for?
"Grr."
Ah, so you wanna be a doggo again? THREE-TWO-ONE-AAAAAAND BOO-
"NO. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP."
Nah.
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Butter Knife proceeded to turn into the world's most adorable pirate, complete with her trusty sidekick Ego Boost the pony-turned-parrot perching on her shoulder.
At the same time, the sound of the Ultimate Facehoof echoed across the world.