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// Tea With Discord. 
// Story: Over-Powered Shapeshifter. "At Least I'm Not A Mary Sue." 
// by Taken-By-Insanity 
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I woke up and checked the calendar and it's Friday which means I'm going to have tea with the Spirit of Chaos and the Element of Kindness. I did my morning routine and checked the time. 7:10 I need to kill some time. I thought. So to solve this I decided to play with Emma, my pet basilisk, in the basement which is a pocket dimension I made just for her.


4 Hours Later


"Bye Emma I need to go now," I said to a large green scaled snake with large fangs and glowing green eyes. 

"Bye Master see you next time," said my adorable snake monster, Emma. After closing the door I checked the time. It's 11:50. I have five more minutes, might as well be there early a little early I thought. I exited my house and went to Fluttershy's place. I knocked on the door. "Come in," said Fluttershy's voice. When I entered I saw a floating table holding a teapot and three teacups and there are three chairs accompanying it. In one chair was Fluttershy and the other has the one, the only Spirit of Chaos, Discord who's wearing a jacket that says 'Chaos Rules' along with yellow pants.

"Oh hello Shade, I would like you to meet Discord, Discord this is Shade," Fluttershy introduced us to each other. 

"Hello Discord it's an honor to meet the Spirit of Chaos face to face," I said to him. 

"Why thank you, dear, it's a pleasure to meet you as well," said Discord and his smugness tastes really good, I have no idea why. "Would you like some help getting on your seat?" he asked like a gentleman/gentlecolt. 

"No thank you I'll be fine," was my answer.

I then jumped up and landed sitting on top of my chair. Fluttershy looked slightly surprised. "What? The figure isn't just looks," I said to that."So how has your week been dear Shade?" Discord asked me. "It's been fine, I recently got a pet basilisk at Monday along with moving in town and such, went to the spa with Fluttershy and Rarity, tried finding a job in town along with playing with Emma, which is my basilisk's name, so not much really. How about you two?" I said in three seconds flat.

The two took a moment to process that and Discord said, "Well I've just been doing small pranks around Equestria and been looking for a magical anomaly I sensed."

"I've just been taking care of the animals, welcoming Shade to Ponyville, had some spa time with Shade and Rarity like Shade said, and that's about it," was Fluttershy's response.

"Hmm so Shade how do you like your tea?" asked Discord. 

My necked jerked. "Cold with two drops of honey, like my heart," I said with a depressed tone in my voice. My neck jerked again and I was normal yet again. "Sorry about that, it happens a lot," I said. Discord was looking at me with a critical eye for a second before snapping his eagle talon and I found a cup of tea in my hand. I took a sip of it. It. Was. Amazing.

"This is really good," I commented. 

"Why thank you I made it myself," said Discord again with pride. Pride tastes so good when it comes from him. Why? I wonder in my head. After that, we chatted and talked until it was time to go.

"Goodbye. It was very nice having tea with you two," I said standing from my seat, which was back on the floor. After the two lovebirds (that's right everyone I ship it) said bye I left and went to try and get a stable job.