A Human World

by Icewind505


Meeting Paice and Perezz

The small group stood outside of the library, Dex's stomach suddenly let out a growl and he rubbed the back of his head somewhat sheepishly. It had been awhile since they had all eaten. He pointed toward a small building that was shaped like a cake somewhat.

"Okay. I'm geussing everyone's hungry. We should go to The Sweet Tooth, it's the best bakery in town. Man, you should see what Paice can do with a cake. I just hope that Perezz isn't back while we're there though..."

Dex ran off towards the shop. The girls shot eachother questioning glances, but most went to Pinkie Pie. They had been finding their boy counterparts. So, this might be Pinkie's, Paice or Perezz could very well be like Pinkamena. They all gulped and followed Dex into the strangely shaped building. When they opened the door, a horrible scene unfolded. In the empty shop a boy that looked very much like Pinkamena dove at a man in a suit. His hair was flat and colored a dull pink, the boy's eyes flashed with different emotions, mostly anger with hints of insanity. He wore a pink t-shirt with pink shorts. He bared his teeth and started to yell at the man.

"Just okay! What do you mean JUST OKAY!? Mr and Mrs. Collson put their heart and soul into making that! You- you ignorant bastard! Go to hell, you damn rich man!"

The boy shook the dumbfounded man up and down. Dex grabbed the boy by the shoulders and tore him off his victim. He slapped the boy in the face repeatedly. All the while screaming words that almost seemed rehearsed.

"WHAT THE HELL PAICE!? NOT AGAIN! WAKE UP PAICE! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T ACT LIKE THIS! PAICE! PAICE!"

The boy grabbed Dex's hand and twisted it until it made a dull pop. Dex cried out in pain but stood his ground. Dex looked the boy straight in the eyes. The boy smiled like a demon, he twisted Dex's hand further.

"I told you, it's not Paice. It's PEREZZ!"

Perezz grabbed Dex by his neck and threw him against the ground. Dex's head thumped against the wooden floor and he blacked out. Rainbow Dash rushed in to protect her friend, she wasn't going to allow some psychotic jerk hurt Dexter like this. She stepped in front his unconcious form and glared daggers at the pink-haired demon. Perrezz mearly laughed, he looked down, his hair casting a shadow across his face. He laughed again as he spoke.

"Awwww. Isn't that cute? You're getting your girlfriend to fight for you! You're even wimpier than I thought."

"Dex is ten times the man you'll ever be you psychotic bastard!!"


Perezz laughed and walked over to Rainbow, dodging her punches on the way. He grabbed her hair and pulled it, she yelped and tried to punch him in the stomach. Perezz giggled and grabbed the fist. He twisted it behind her back; he smiled as she whimpered. He grinned devilishly, he suddenly grabbed his head. It had begun to pound terribly as his other self was struggling to get free. Perezz let go of Rainbow and she took the chance to kick him right in between the legs. He let out a small squeak as he tumbled onto the floor.
All of a sudden, he started to change. His hair puffed up and took on a lighter color, his skin had even become a lighter color. He stumbled to his feet mumbling incoherently, Rainbow Dash landed a punch on the "new" boy. He fell backwards onto his butt. He grabbed his face and winced, blood was pouring out of his nose like a waterfall. He glared up at Rainbow Dash, she glared at him back.

"Well that's a fine 'How d'you do?'. My name's Paice Pelaijo. I'm geussing your name is Ms.Punch-Whoevers-In-Front-Of-Me!"

"Stop lying Perezz, what are you up to!?"

"Do I look like Perezz to you? I have poofy hair! Perezz has straight hair! What is your prob- OH MY GOD! DEX! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?"

"Perezz happened you empty-headed nitwit!"

"OH NO! SOMEONE CALL A HOSPITAL! I THINK HE"S DEAD!"

"Stop overreacting Paice, I'm fine. I'm glad Perezz is gone though. He was really getting on my nerves."

"I'm sorry, I should try to keep more control on my actions. I'll go get you and your friends some cake, on the house! Wait a minute, who's the pink chick!? She's looks hotter than a freshly baked Caramal Apple Tart!"

Dex rolled his eyes and pushed Paice away as he winked at Pinkie Pie. She blushed and blew a kiss at him, Paice pretended to catch it and put it in his pocket. He looked about ready to keel over from joy. Dex rolled his eyes and face-palmed at the same time. He shoved Paice into the kitchen while he waited for the girls to take a seat. One thought kept rolling over in his mind as he took a chair and plopped down onto it with an exasperated sigh.

Paice is such a dumbass, way to go Romeo!