I Don't Bite...

by 2 Liter Leo


1 Prologue

A unicorn stopped the hulking brown shape on top of me from dealing the finishing blow to my bloodied and battered body. The unicorn had seen that my wounds were too severe and asked me, “Do you wish to continue living, but you will have new problems and new joys?” her voice was so angelic to my numbing ears.

“Y-yes,” that was all she needed to hear before she plunged her fangs into the side of my throat and began to drain the life out of me. My final words had been consent, what in Equestria have I gotten myself into?


Waking up as a vampony is one thing, waking up in your own house as a vampony is another, waking up in your own house as a vampony with the one that changed you staring at you as you flail about is a whole different thing. Once I had stopped trying to run from my entangled bedding she spoke, "Finally awake huh?"

"How long was I out?" was the reply of a very scared green former pegasus with now red eyes.

"Half the day, pretty short for how much blood you lost.," She said glancing at the window, "Now I have to tell you some things, so listen up I am only saying these things once! You hear!" For the next day and night, she lectured me about how to be a vampony.

“First,” She began in an authoritative tone,”You will act a little more childish than normal...” She noticed me faking being asleep’”You know…. letting you die would have made my life easier.” She grumbled to herself from behind a very recent facehoof.


During that night and the following day, Vinyl taught me everything about what I now was, a vampony, and what that entailed. One of the things I learned from Vinyl is I can still eat normal pony food but, I do require a constant supply of blood. To solve my need for blood (which I will not take by force, one bite and the victim of such bite will become a vampony there is no if)I made two friends, an earthpony and a unicorn. My friends are on a routine, they come to my house every other week (earthpony one-week unicorn the next) during their visit they drain some of their own blood and store it in vials (that have preservation enchantments on them) for me to drink from later. I live among the ponies of Ponyville with almost no problems, I have even made friends with Twilight, I think she made friends with me just so she can experiment on me. This is an amazing setup, nothing could possibly ruin this. Did I just jinx it? Darn!.