//------------------------------// // What the Fuck just happened!? // Story: 4 Minds, 1 Body // by Silver Butcher //------------------------------// It had been over a hundred years Since she has done it, but now that she was with Luna, Celestia knew she could do it, she would finally Organize her hidden Chamber of Magical Items. "Are you sure these are Magical Items sister?" Luna asked holding a Bucket and Sponge "No, these are to clean the dust of the Magical items that haven't been touched in over a century." "And why haven`t they been cleaned in a century?" "Because.." "Because why?" "Because its at least a 2 Pony job and every time I got someone to do it with me they`d steal one of the artifacts and use it or sell it or do something stupid with it!" "Why didn't you just say that" "Cause I'm the Princess.....I should be able to stop stupid burglaries from happening when I'm in the same dam room" "Yes...yes you should" "You're supposed to make me feel better!" "If you want pity and Plot-kissing go talk to the Nobles. otherwise your stuck cleaning with me" Luna said as she looked at the huge mess in front of them. Celestia sighed "Fine... let's get sta..." Suddenly in a flash of light a Portal appeared on the wall in front of them, the two stood in stunned silence and as a Dog walked matter of factually out of the portal and stared Luna down it took 3 steps towards her, then did a couple of sidesteps until it was next to a small pile of what looked like a bunch of broken Picture frames. The Dog raised it's paw and lightly touched a Picture frame, then Smacked it with tremendous force, cutting the pile in-half, the top half slammed back down on the bottom half and the entire pile collapsed, with a small clinking sound a Glowing yellow Ball with 2 Halo on its side rolled out of the pile and at the Dog's Paw's. the Dog then opened it's mouth and spat what looked like a slimy note on the ball, then swatted it to Luna, the Dog then Took one more step forward, Luna moved to lean over and grab the ball, but as soon as she did the Dog turned and bolted back into the portal, which disappeared as soon as the Dog was fully through it. Luna looked at Celestia, who shared her confused expression, then picked up the ball, removed the note and read it out-loud "This ball has the power to destroy eny any Reality, and the Power to Create any reality....Take it to Ponyville and show it two everyonePony who's in the castle. And Bring Dog Biscuts Biscuits! Lots of Love, your Future self/Time Dog" Luna and Celestia stood in silence for a moment "Look's Like I Don't have to help clean after all!" Luna said happily as she left the room leaving Celestia to just stand there and try to piece together what had just happened. "What the Fuck just happened?" Celestia asked the empty room of magical artifacts I took Luna 30 Minutes to Get to Ponyville, She wanted to take her time getting there in the hope that Celestia would find something better to do and she wouldn't have to help her clean, so she had opted to fly instead of teleport, she landed at the front door of the Castle and entered she was meet with a Strange Sight, Spike and Fluttershy attempting to drag an extremely muddy dog into a tub of Soapy water. "Come on Winona...I promised I'd have you cleaned before Applejack got back" Fluttershy tried to reason with the dog, but once she saw Luna she squeaked and her grip slipped enough for Winona to escape, Winona ran down the hall deeper into the castle. "Dah! I'm gonna have to clean that" Spike muttered before turning to Luna "um Sorry Princess...Twilight is currently out helping Rarity with some new Designs." "oh no," Luna said "It would appear I am here for you and Fluttershy "say what now?" Spike asked "Well, you see...." "....and that is why I am here." Luna finished to a befuddled Fluttershy and Spike "what the hell does a...Time dog want with us?" Spike asked "Spike language." Fluttershy interjected "I'm sure the Time dog saw something in the future that only the four of us could solve" Spike and Luna were silent for a moment "I'm sorry four?" Luna asked "The Dog said to show it to the eveypony you meet in the Castle... that would be me, Spike, and Winona." "Oh Sh.....shoot" Spike suddenly said "Winona's still running around the castle" Luna looked at the trail of Mud the dog had left behind "Find that pooch!" Luna said as the three Went down the hallway, they heard a bark and with a might jump Winona knocked Luna down and ran out the door. "dammit," Luna said then noticed the fact that she was no longer holding anything "DOG DAMMIT!! THAT'S NOT A TOY!!" Luna screamed, "Get her before she activates it!!" Spike raced after her on all four's while Luna and Fluttershy flew after her. Spike Started to gain on her "I gotcha now," he said triumphantly and reached for her just as she jumped over a fence, witch Spike promptly crashed into. Spike proceeded to swear loudly "Spike, language," Fluttershy said as she stopped to help extract him from the now broken fence, Luna flew down and tackled the dog, she ended up on her back, Fluttershy landed next to Luna and tried open Winona's mouth. unfortunately they had neglected to tell Spike they had caught her and he ran full speed into the three of them, after a second they ended up all laying in a pile groaning, With Luna, Spike, and Fluttershy all stuck together, and Winona on top, Winona gave the ball one last little chomp then dropped it. it proceeded to roll off Fluttershy and hit Spike on the head, hit Luna's horn then the Halo's on the side snapped into place and the ball began to glow. Winona once again decided she wanted it and leap off the three to grab it, the trio all reached out and managed to just grab her back leg's as she chomped down on the ball. and with a loud explosion and flash of light. Winona was sitting in a circle of singed grass. "What happened?" she Barked "Whered my playmates go?" Suddenly her eye's turned light blue "Who said that? where am I" Luna asked, Winona's eye's then turned Green and her lip's seemed to have sharp teeth fused with them "I have the strangest scene of Deja vu" Spike said, before Winona's eye turned Pink "Oh, my...are you in my head?"Fluttershy looked at her paw's and at the same time 4 voices all Screamed 4 different things Spike" WHAT THE FUCK!" Luna"Oh Dammit all" Winona"Where are you all at?" Fluttershy "Oh dear...Spike Language"