The Beginning

by TheDragonSage


Chapter 5 ~ The prank war

Chapter 5 ~ the prank war
In canterlot garden, they was a group of ponies from ponyville visiting the statues of the said garden, there was a about a dozen, most being fillies, miss cheerlily, (I think that’s her name) has already explained the statues of three ponies in a jumping or are jumping representing friendship.
“And this represents victory,” she continued, in her matter of fact voice, which the megenta colored pony had a smile.
The cutie mark crusaders, the trio that seek the secrets of finding the over glorified butt tattoo that tells you what you would and always do, forever.
But as of today they seemed to be annoyed, and frustrated, for plot convenience for freeing a being to basically to match sun and moon princesses.
“How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark,” exclaimed scootaloo, with talents obviously in her scooter, looking at a stone pony standing on her/his hind legs holding a stick with a real flag on.
“Cooool, if you were actually victororiasm, (I honestly don’t know where she was going on that one),” said apple bloom back, rolling her eyes, and grinned smugly in her face.
“That’s not a word,” whines sweety bell, pretty much annoyed with her since she pretty much was used to hearing perfect Grammer from rarity.
“What are you, a dictionary?” Scootaloo asked/sacasmed, tilting her head at the oblivious unicorn who was stupid enough not to realize she sings better than normal.
“Girls,” the teacher called out, as the trio finally took notice they were far behind, as they ran up, she continued asking,” now class what can you see about this particular statue,”.
The screen zoomed , at the statue that seemed to be singing in the opera, which was actually him laughing, when she asked that question, the trio took it to answer to the class.
“It’s got an eagle claw,” “a lion’s paw,” “and a snake tail,” one by one apple bloom started, scootaloo got in front and for some reason sweety bell defied physics and hovered like a bird in the air, flapping her hoods rapidly.
“This creature is called a Draconiques, he has a head of a pony and a body of all sorts of things, what do you suppose this represents” cheerily said, ignoring the lack of physics, and continued on the lesson.
“Confusion,” “evil,” “chaos,” apple bloom, sweety bell, and scootaloo said, in that respectable order.
“It’s not chaos you dodo,” sweetie ball said, which unknownly has basically called her a chicken.
“Don’t call me you I don’t the the meaning of, and of course it’s chaos(wow spot on) ,” she called back, now looking at her.
“Is too,” she returned, now they pressing their nose at each other, apple bloom decided she was superior than both and jumped on their heads like a noble pony, and said,” their both wrong,” and immediately started fighting.
While they were doing the classic cartoon fighting no one noticed magic being collected in the chest of the said statue.
The teacher of the class shook her head and said,” in a way your all right (not left) this statue represents discord (you would think he would be in history books) which means disharmary between pony’s, in fact you three did such a good job showing that each of you have to right me an essay explaining it, now come and I don’t want anymore fighting.
The joy in their faces was smashed into a million pieces and burned, and afterwards and when following along the path started arguing, unknowingly freeing a thousand year old trapped goat head to doom equestria with Cotten candy could and chocolate rain.:pinkiehappy:
Next thing you see is the village full of ponies named, uncreatively ponyVille ( T_T really), rainbowdash was flying across ponyville when out of nowhere a pink cloud raced past her, rainbowdash stopped for a second and raced to the cloud.
“Come back here you,” she yelled, before she got stuck, when she got out she shook herself like a dog, while saying ,”ewww” she took a lick on the pink substance and tasted it.
“Cotten candy?,” she said, confused, when all of a sudden she was in a middle of pink Cotten candy clouds racing all over.
When she looked up she saw a cloud, it let out a little of chocolate milk rain, “hey wait a minute, your not supposed to rain until tomorrow you can’t just,” and on that moment the cloud seemed to have decided to let out a heavy rain of chocolate.
“-rain,” and the farm close by, apple jack collecting corn (corn? Weren’t they apple farmers? Anyway after this they will probably never see another fruit or vegetables.
Applejack noticing the rain and rainbowdash,” rainbowdash what’s with the rain,” shakes her head, “ I mean chocolate milk,” another shake, “ I mean chocolate milk rain,”.
Rainbowdash noticing a rb hearing applejack come close to her and explains, “ I don’t know their all over equastria, right now cloudsdale is getting soaked over a cola storm right now, but don’t worry I got this,”.
And left, to try to get rid of the clouds, while the floor was getting stuffed with popcorn, all of it getting popped by the rain.
Rarity who was wearing a purple coat with a saddle with an umbrella on it.
“Good evening applejack, I heard there was a camosion today and came to see if I can help,...that doesn’t evolve me getting wet, or dirty, or out of my umbrella.
All of a sudden the apples grew ten times their size, and animals began eating it, more than their size they were eating.
When fluttershy tried to make the animals stopped eating applejack profit, they all of a sudden grew giraffe legs.
And even when twilight tried to use the failsafe spell (for what?) it failed.
They created a plan where rainbowdash rounds up all the clouds, applejack pulls it in to the ground, and animals eat it.
It was then that a letter that spike burped up from princess celestia told them to come immediately.
And in it, it detailed a message from the princess of the sun, princess celestia, after traveling to equastria via train, which thankfully didn’t have any strange phenomenons happening to it.
When they arrived they barged into the room where the princess was, twilight immediately started asking what was going and why was her magic not working until celestia stopped her.
As they walked the hallway, she spoke, ”I’m glad that you all came this soon, it seems a foe that once that me and my sister had fought is back again-,” she said in a voice not heard that commonly.
Fluttershy was walking around the windows of the hallway before she stumbled upon a window in particular that had a creature that spooked like a bad OC.
“This creatures name is discord the spirit of chaos and disharmony, he used to rule equastria in a age of pain and suffering (I’m sorry if this is not how the words go, but I try to make it as similar as possible) before me and my sister (where is she?) stood up to him and turned him into stone,” she finished and rainbowdash congratulating her.
She then proceeded with opening up the door that supposedly only she can open
( T_T celestia thought that she can keep the lord of chaos with a strength of a god, out?), she dropped the box when they realized the box was empty along with their jaws.
And pinkie pie went to drink chocolate milk outside with a straw, with no absolute sadness in it.
When she came back they heard laughter, (0_0 John delancy O.O why did you agree to do MLP?) “sense?, what fun is there in making sense,” in turn caused celestia to yell in rage to show himself.
Discord simply chuckled and said,” didn’t you miss me, I missed you, and you know you wouldn’t know how it feels like to be turned to stone, when I never did it,” he animated the spirit on the window and sat and knocked on a window with a pony that strangely enough sounded like stone.
“Enough, what did you do to the elements,” she raged on, why stomping her hoof on the ground or carpet.
He went on as boring she was and explained the elements spirits strength and purpose, and gave them a riddle, but unknown to all they were being watched.

Naruto POV

Naruto couldn’t believe after a millennium of his favorite draconeques being in stone, was now free, he saw his chance.
This man was his rival, at the art of pranksters and jokes, and one of the few people to be able to annoy sasuke as much as he can.
He was now sitting on the ceiling watching all that was happening in amusement.
In his golden hair motherless, yes you heard him right, yellow or gold hair, after most of his life having red hair, he realized he practically had nothing on his fathers side.
So he fixed it, he gave himself his original hair color although he simply dyed it, he wouldn’t completely lose his red hair.
Anyway, he has been waiting for a long time to challenge his fellow joker, to one of the most historical events, or at least to him... to a prank battle.
Sasuke though the moment he realized that he was free immediately was annoyed and in a foul mood.
He sincerely hoped that the spell will hold despite knowing that it will not.
Naruto was inwardly laughing at what was happening, he was waiting for a challenge and excitement.

Discord POV

‘All according to plan,’ were the thoughts of a certain chaos user, he just said good luck to the pony’s of the elements of harmony, it was all going fine and great until he felt a presence.
He turned around fully going to ask them how they were here.
When his eyes landed on the being behind him, his mouth dropped, ‘human’ there weren’t suppose to be humans and aren’t they simply stories, although a very boring story.
It was then he noticed the yang sign of his on his palm, which meant he was...
“Yang?!,” he yelled out, what the hell was the creator of the world doing here, he was now sweating up a storm.
“Oh nothing i was simply bored so I decided something I’ve done before, I challenge you to a prank battle.