Death Battle: Happy vs Spike

by Saiyan of the North Star

Happy vs Spike Prelude

Happy vs Spike Prelude

Wiz: The Sidekicks, the partner of every champion to fight alongside against evil and being great friends together on other things.

Boomstick: but sometimes it's the sidekicks turn to that will claim the spotlight to do amazing things alone.

Wiz: Happy the Blue Flying Cat of Fairy Tail and Natsu's partner.

Boomstick: And Spike the Dragon Equestria's Dragon Friend and Twilight Sparkles Number Assistant. He’s Wiz and Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.


Wiz: In the magical world of Earthland, there are guilds for powerful wizards like Natsu Dragneel and Erza Scarlet to call a place their home and get jobs on request and the Fairy Tail guild is home to all.

Boomstick: Including weird things like a large suddenly showing up out of nowhere, landed on Natsu’s head thinking it was a dragon’s egg, until when it finally hatches; a small blue cat with wings came out instead. Seriously?

Wiz: He may not have been a dragon like Natsu wanted, but he soon grew fond of the cat and decided to give him the name: Happy, like how he’s spreading happiness to others. On that day, Happy became an important part of the guild and being forever best friend with Natsu. During his time with Fairy Tail, Happy has been through many adventures alongside with his friends.

Boomstick: Honestly, I don’t see how the little guy can survive this long when he’s most likely weak in physically strength. Sure, he can lift other people like one or two and can headbutt too, but he’s WAY beyond weak comparing to Natsu and the others who fight against Gods and Demons.

Wiz: That maybe true, but Fairy Tail wouldn’t have some of those fights without Happy as he is battle with Natsu most of the time being his living-jetpack and being able to help come up with plans on defeating the enemies. Plus, there’s also his magic Aera which grants him his wings popping them in and out whenever he wants and can fly at incredible speed that upon impact can knock an opponent down with his Max Speed Attack. He’s even fast enough to dodges enemies’ attacks like Cobra the Poison Dragon Slayer while carrying Natsu during battle.

Boomstick: Okay, so the little guy can hold his own and survive through some tough battles alongside with his friends.

Wiz: Oh, his durability is WAY tougher than you thought; like the time when he and his friends fought against an exploding demon named Jackal, one of the Nine Demon Gates from dark guild Tartaros. He survived being in the center of the city-wide explosion and came back with nothing but an afro and being extra crispy, still fine like nothing happened.

Boomstick: Holy Damn?! Now that is one cat you do NOT want to mess with, he must’ve eaten a radioactive fish in his bag which also contain some random stuff like more fishes and fruits to bash people with. Oh yeah, and in the adventure of the Dragon Cry; Happy defeated a vicious tough-looking red dog with fire breathe! That’s right, this cat can breath fire! Seriously, what kind of fish is he eating?

Wiz: Speaking of fishes, as a cat Happy REALLY love fishes and despite being levelheaded, he’s like a young child-kitten who is just as immature as Natsu as he was raised by him, and most times his big mouth and teasing can get him into trouble.

Boomstick: He’s also not really into physically combat as being one of the weakest amongst his friends even to Natsu.

Wiz: Even so, Happy is loyal to his guild and will help his friends as he’ll keep into battles alongside with Natsu and others.

(Natsu: You ready for this?)
(Happy: Aye, sir!)

Spike the Dragon

Boomstick: Agh! Do we really have to do another pony fight, I’m starting to get sick and try of them!

Wiz: Don’t worry Boomstick, in this episode we’ll forcing on a character who’s not a pony, but a small fierce dragon who was raised by ponies.

Boomstick: At least this origin story is better than that blue cat, right when a purple little unicorn hatched it turning him into a giant full-grown dragon then struck down back into a baby, that is what I call an awesome way to give birth to life. Wish my birth was like that.

Wiz: After getting use to the little guy and becoming Twilight’s very first friend, she has dub the dragon a name, calling him Spike. Spike has grown up learning how to be kind to others and making friends no matter the races, unlike most dragons from the Dragon Lands that are a little ruthless and mean, until Spike helped building friendships between ponies and dragons.

Boomstick: Not just dragons and ponies, but another race the shapeshifting Changlings like being friends with one who later became the leader of the Changlings. Talk about having some strong connections with big friends!

Wiz: As a dragon, Spike has sharp claws and teeth to eat jewels, most important of all he can breathe fire as his main go-to weapon as well as magic flames that can deliver message to others like the Princess of Equestria in a puff of smoke.

Boomstick: His fire powers are no joke, he can melt metals in an instant and he once melted a GIANT ice cloud after an archer accidentally shot an ice arrow during a pony version Olympics game and was about to crush the entire stadium. That little guy can sure bring in the heat!

Wiz: He can not only dish out the heat, but he can also handle it like being able to literally swim in lava which at most is about 2,200° F that would burn away mostly anything, all except dragons with very strong bodies to enjoy magma like swimming at a pool on a hot summer day. I prefer having a nice watery pool day than lava.

Boomstick: Well, little Spike sure has done some big things during his time with the ponies, he saved the Crystal Empire twice: the one time when a black evil unicorn tried to conquer the kingdom and other time with the giant ice cloud we mentioned earlier. He’s also a voice of reason much like his pony friends, reuniting three races to peace. Winning the Gauntlet of Fire for the title of the next Dragon Lord, but he handed the title to his dragon girl Ember. And gone through other adventures, even defeat a big Timberwolf with nothing but a small rock.

Wiz: However, even though he has done some amazing things he accomplished, he is still a young baby dragon meaning he still has some growing up to do as he still continues to learn while growing up. He can be very scare and nervous when pressures build up on him and worry that trouble may pop up on him.

Boomstick: Speaking of pop up, some dude or girl decided to post earlier videos the future episodes of My Little Pony season 8 including one about Spike. You ready for the spoiler, okay here it comes in 3… 2… 1… SPIKE GREW WINGS! Okay, I’m done.

Wiz: Spike is a fierce and friendly dragon to all who will do his very best to help his friends and treat them like family. He isn’t Twilight Sparkle Number 1 Assistant for nothing.

(Spike: I'm coming for you, my lady. Hi-ho, Twilight! Away!)
(Twilight: And what do you think you’re doing?)
(Spike: Please, Twilight, just give me this.)