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// 29: Back to (Canterlot City High) School 
// Story: Humans Meet Ponies 
// by TwiPON3 
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Seth's Point of View




Monday was interesting, to say the least. I already had the same schedule as Sunset, but but put Sci-Twi's schedule where it would line up with ours perfectly. First period coding went by with a rocky start, even more so because our teacher, Mr Son Duk-bae, wasn't here today. Instead, it was his wife's brother, Vladislav Ivanov.
When the three of us walked in, he got mad at Twilight, "Miss Sparkle, is it?"
"Yeah?"
"Take the tail, ears, and horn off."
"But, they're--"
"Off. Now!"
I took out a bag of blood that I brought with me to school, mostly to take the attention from Twilight, but I was a little thirsty, too, so I started to drink the red fluid, only for the bag to get snatched out of my hand, "No food or drinks in my class!!"
"I have a deficiency."
Of human blood and a decent teacher.
He drank some of it, not knowing what the fluid was as the three of us took our seats, "What is this!?"
"My breakfast," he spat it out, "A+. Why?"
"Don't be a smartass with me!!"
"That would be blood," he started shaking, "So, I would give it back, if I were you," my eyes turned crimson, my fangs shot out, and I grew wings.
"Take it off!" he said, "It is distracting to other students!"
"Sunset and myself," I said getting up, "are vampires. Twilight," I continued, now walking toward him, "is half-unicorn," I slammed my fist on the desk, breaking a piece of it off, "So I would give the bag back," I crushed his iPhone, "unless you want all hell to unfold," I bit my tongue where it would start bleeding, wiped it on my teeth (mostly at the tips of my fangs), and glared a devilish smile at him, "So?"
My teeth, now stained from the liquid from my veins, now glaring right at him didn't keep him from spitting some out on me and trying to run out into the hallway.
You don't KNOW what you're dealing with yet.
I tackled the man in the hallway on his back, prompting him to throw the bag down the hall.
This guy's an IDIOT.
"Þú ferð ekki í kringum að pissa á neinn," I said, making sure he couldn't move,"Vegna þess að einn þeirra gæti verið vampíru," I continued, getting in his face, "Eins og ég!"
"You don't go around just pissing off anybody," I said, making sure he couldn't move, "Because one of them could be a vampire," I continued, getting in his face, "Like me!"
"Please don't," the reply came.
I gave another slow, devilish grin before hearing Vice-Principal Luna's voice.
"Bara hvað í fjandanum er að gerast hér?"
"Just what the hell is going on here?"
I looked up and saw her in her vampire form.
"Þú, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer og Sunburst þurfa að koma með mér."
You, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, and Sunburst need to come with me.
After getting the others from their classrooms, Luna took us all to her office.
We're in deep shit.
When we were all in her office, we thought that she was going to literally kill us. We were damn wrong, though when she started laughing so hard she had to bend over, "Are we in trouble?"
"I wanted that son-of-a-bitch jackass gone when he started!" she said, just making it to her chair, "Now, what happened?"
"We went in to class, he told Twilight to take off her pony stuff, so I took out a bag of blood that he took up."
"Yeah?"
"And he DRANK it!"
She had her face on the desk, beating it with her fist and laughing so hard, that it rivaled my high-pitched cackling, "Then what?"
"He asked what it was, I told him that it was type A+ blood, he spat it out, and I pinned him on the floor in the hall!"
"THIS is why I love it when you do stuff, Seth!"
"Anything else, Lulu?"
"If I could trade you in for 'Tia, I probably would sometimes!"
We both started laughing again, "She'd kill you right now if she heard that!"
"Both of us!"
"Anything you want to tell us?" Twilight asked.
"I make an effort to get in trouble and get caught by Luna at least two times a week. She knows I hate class, and I know that she hates some of the people here."
"This is just like what Ms Cinch was doing to me."
"No it isn't," I replied, "Cinch was a bully. Lulu's one of my friends, and I'm too smart for class," I said, turning to Luna, "How old are you?"
She had lost me, "What?"
Sunset and Twilight moved to the corner of the room.
"You've got the hots for Greg, right?"
"Oh. Yeah. I'm 28."
"Have you asked him?"
"I can't. He's a famous rock star, and I'm a principal at a high school."
"What's your number? And, do you eat at Frank's Diner?"
"503-667-4289, and yeah" she said, as I wrote her number down, "Why?"
"Be there at 2:45."
"I think he wants you, too," I said, calling Greg.
"Hello?"
"Greg, I need you to meet me at Frank's Diner at 3:00."
"Have you got into trouble again?"
"No."
"Okay. Bye."
Luna began to look a little worried, "What just happened?"
"You and Greg have a date for when school gets out."
"Should I--"
"You look fine. He thinks it'll be me."
After a pause, she broke the silence.
"You want out of class today, don't you."
"Anyone else you're pissed at?"
"Nobody that's here today."
"Aww."
"But, I could call in some jackass subs."
"Consider it done," I said as the Russian sub came in her office, "Look sharp!"
"Is now a bad time, Miss Solaire?"
"No," she said, turning cold-principal, "Please continue."
"After earlier, I'd like to quit."
"Understandable," she said, holding her hands on her desk in a professional manner, "Seeing as to how the event was," she liked her lips as her eyes flashed red for a second.
Okay, this is gonna cause some pretty-damn-big trouble.
"Seth, come with me, please," Luna said, leading me out, "Tell me you keep extras in that bag of yours!" she whispered.
"How many?"
"I don't know."
I took two bags out and gave them to her, "Have a backup," I gave her a Yeti cup, "I think we've tortured the guy enough," I finished as she emptied the bag into the tumbler and gave it back to me. She put the other in a purse.
"Thank you!"
"No problem. 'et's go back."
Back in the office, Vladislav was scared shitless as the others were teaching Sci-Twi how to use unicorn magic. Sunset's vampire started to show, ensuring that he ran out. At that point, the others and Celestia came in.
"So... what just happened?" Rainbow asked.
"Ivanov's gone."
"Why?" Celestia asked.
Luna and I exchanged a smile, "Assload of reasons."
Celestia looked at the desk and found a few sticky spots, prompting Lu to fidget with her shirt and hands and me to adjust my jacket. Rainbow, Applejack, Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy left the office as Celestia began fuming.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WITH MY SISTER!?"
Okay. Just HOW did she get the idea that I'm trying to plow Luna?
"Hvað!?"
What!?
"Don't pull that vampire-talk with me!"
"He's not plowing me!"
"Then what's this!?"
"What's what?"
"This crap on your desk!"
"That would be spit. We were laughing earlier."
"Wow. It must have been a really funny joke."
"That guy drank blood!" she laughed
"Oh God. How many times do you pull him out of class a week?"
"Shooting for three?" I said.
"Leave," Celestia said, "Both of you. Just go."
Luna, Starlight, Sunburst, Twilight, and Midnight all came with me back to my house.
"Greg!" I said, opening the door, "I'm home!"


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