The Last Human in Equestria

by XxSkullCandyxX

Morgan's Day Routine Pt. 1

The human being was sleeping in the room on the queen size bed with a red bed cover on him. He only has a clean white shirt and black boxers on him, and he also have his watch on his right wrist while he was sleeping. The sun rays was barely shining through the bedroom window, for it was nailed with wooden boards on the left side of the room. The room was quite faded with the darkness of his room. It only took a moment before a 1980's alarm clock on the left side near the bed begin to set off from the time of 8:00 a.m.

From the alarm clock, Morgan begin to heard the alarm bothering his sleeping, causing him to wake up. He barely opens his eyes, enough to see he was on the comfort of his bed. He turn to his left to see the alarm clock on top of a wooden drawer. He reach towards the clock to shut off the alarm. As he did, he start to get off from his bed. Morgan look at the drawer, where the alarm clock was and a picture frame that holds a picture of him, his wife, and his daughter enjoying the park. He always remembers how he and his family was happy together before starting off his day.

"Great, another day for me to wake up alone and start my routine alone," said Morgan as he stood up and walk towards a brown closet door on the right side of his room.

The man begin to get ready for he day as still he last human out in the world. He got himself a gym sweat-pants and gym jacket. The gym clothes he got was colored black with white on the sleeves from the brand Rumba. He begin to put them on as he also got white socks. After putting on his gym clothes and the pair of socks, he then look through the closet to only pull out all black Nike shoes. He put on each one on his foot, he start tying his shoes until his shoes were tight on his feet. Finally ready, he walk to the corner of his room, where there's another door with a large rectangle shaped mirror attached to it.

"I don't looks so bad after all," he said with amused to his body before reach for the door and exit to the living room.

When he enter the living room, Morgan walk to the one of the pile of boxes against the walls to pull out something. It was a squared recorder that used to be used back then. It was made out of plastic and wood with the tapes still attached to the recorder's wheel. The man holding it to his side as he walk to the wooden shelves where he has a collection of automatic weapons. He want to choose a light one before he start with his routine, so he picked a MP5k before heading to the elevator.

At downtown L.A., the man was jogging through the streets of the tall buildings he would always see in his life at 9:24 a.m. Morgan would have the tape recorder on his left and his MP5k on his right. He was sweating on his face and beneath his clothes. This is one of the few times he had ever sweat like than from a jog to help him keep a healthy balance for his own benifits as the last human.

Everytime he would run through the city, he would always pass the Walt Disney Concert Hall, the Stample Centers, and even the Los Angeles City Hall. All of these greatest places in Los Angeles were abandoned and covered with roots on them. As he was getting tired of jogging too much, he stopped at Hollywood Blvd, where the U.S. Bank Tower was located. He walked to a curved to sit down on the concrete floor to take a breath.

"Holy cow, I never felt so tired to jog before," he said in exhaustion. "It's the good thing I begin to feel my legs much more muscular before. I just need all of my body to be muscular and athletic just in case I was chase down by those 'Elements of Harmony' who's going to be here from their princesses' request to get this human. Well, they ain't going to get me if they evening have the chance to."

The man got up and begin to jog to wherever he wants to check out. From the abandon towers, there was the royal sun guards of Pirncess Celestia. Their mission was to keep hidden to watch over Morgan to check all of his moves to make sure he doesn't plan or do an attack on Equestria. They have always watch him since a year. That's actually one reason Morgan would always seen shadows in the buildings and begin shooting at the windows. Some guards were injured because of Morgan's paranoia for being watched.

On top of the U.S. Bank Tower, there was two royal guards watching Morgan jogging to other places. One of then had a bow with arrows beside him, and the another had two swords beside him. Both of them had white coats the same golden armors. The cutie mark of one of them was a now with three arrows while the other had a cutie mark of two swords crossing each other to form an X. They were sometime bored just standing on the towers watching the human going to his morning.

"I wonder so much how this human manage to survive the war between us and them," said one of the guard with the bow. "I know that the human race would either be turn into one of us or died during the battles. Then all of sudden, we have this human still walking and living by himself so peacefully."

"Well, Princess Celestia told us he was hiding during the war. Since then he tries to work on a cure to try to get his race back," said the other guard with the swords, showing disgust on his face from mentioning Morgan trying to get his race back. "It's disgusting to hear him killing each of us guards as lab animals for his experiments. He kills thousands of us to try bringing his race back. He's such the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."

Both of the guards begin to laugh to mention how low and disgusting the last human is, just trying to bring his own race back. While laughing, the first guard have a joke to tell.

"Hey, what's tall, ugly, and is the most ridiculous creature of Equestria?" asked the guard with the bow as he want to tell the joke.

"What is it?" asked the second guard with the swords who can't wait to here the first guard joke.

"A human!" said the guard before both guards begin to laugh from the joke. They ever laugh with tears of joy before being interrupt by somepony... or someone laughing with them.

The two guards turn around to see Morgan sweating from the jog while aiming the MP5k at them. They both went dead silence to see the human finally find them without noticing him. They both knew he went anywhere but here, and yet, he's with them with his gun ready and loaded. Seeing the human stop laughing, they gulped in hope for Celestia they live from this beast.

"You know, you royal guards are really funny using my race as a joke. To me, I find that offensive," said Morgan as he begin to walk towards them. "Now I knew I seen you guys from up here, so I wanted to trick you guys to think I was going to somewhere else. It looks like you were easily fooled as I got here quickly to hear one of your jokes. Now I want you guys to hear mines."

When Morgan was ready to tell us joke, he begin to shoot the MP5k to the royal guards. The guards down down as the bullets went through their armors, causing the blood to splattered when the bullets hit them. Both guards went down as blood begin to leak out from their bodies. The first guard with the bow was still alive as the second guard with the sword was not so lucky. He wants to panic, but he then see the human in front of him.

"Now, who's on the ground and is ready to die for their princess' honor?" asked Morgan as he aim the little machine gun to the guard.

When the guard want to speak, Morgan pull the trigger to cause the guard to be silence forever. He then strapped the gun on his right as he took out the tape recorder on his left. He hold it on both sides of the object before pressing a play button. From there, he also pull out a little microphone that was attached to it before he begin to speak through it.