Totally Random!

by Justice3442


MMMMurder on the Friendship Express

MMMMurder on the Friendship Express

“So!” Her sky-blue eyes shadowed slightly by the small brim of her checkered grey deerstalker hat, Pinkie Pie blew bubbles out of her brown pipe as she regarded her friends, but also suspects… but mostly friends. “We know Prince Blueblood was found in his personal quarters, dead!” Pinkie began to trot up and down the car in-between the bench seats where her friends sat. “Supposedly hung by his own velvet sock while tied up in his own silk ties… or maybe that the killer wants us to think!” she announced shrilly as she turned, pressed her face against Fluttershy’s and gave the butter-colored pegasus an accusing glare.

Fluttershy responded with a scared squeak and recoiled back, pressing herself against Rarity as if the unicorn might provide some protection. Rarity simply seemed to regard Pinkie with a slight degree of annoyance. “Pinkie, dearest,” Rarity began, “I doubt that—”

Pinkie quickly retracted her face and resumed her pacing. “Two! Blueblood had a leather gag in his mouth that smelled particularly lemony.”

 Applejack sighed. “Uh… Pinkie?”

“Shhhh!” Pinkie shushed before blowing out another series of bubbles. “I’m on a roll, here, AJ! C, Blueblood’s dangly bits were dangling, but not so dangly at the moment and out where every pony could see them!” Pinkie stopped and made a few thoughtful blows through her pipe, filling the area around her with bubbles. “The pieces are all here, but what does it mean?! The game is clearly a hoof! Also an ear! Possibly a muzzle as well… ” Pinkie gasped, got on her back legs, and thrust a foreleg into the air. “Of course! I’m peckish and can’t think on an empty stomach! To the food car!” she announced before she trotted towards the train door. She stopped for a moment then turned towards the group. “Oh! And none of you better commit any crimes while I’m away! Detective Pinkie Pie is on the case!” she exclaimed once more as she disappeared into the next car.

Rainbow Dash shook her head from side to side. “Alright… Who gets to explain autoerotic asphyxiation to Pinkie Pie?”

Spike quickly began counting, “1, 2, 3, not it!”

The group quickly exploded in a series of “Not it!”s.

“Not—Dangit!” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed in annoyance as near every pony, (even Fluttershy) was giving her a small smirk. Sighing to herself, Twilight hopped off her seat and onto the floor, walking past Spike as she made her way to the same door Pinkie had exited. “Every fricken’ time…” she mumbled to herself.