Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins

by ComedySketch


Confrontation

Lost struggled as she climbed up onto the S of The Serenader's tower and flipped up her wrist communicator.

"NINA, CAMERON, PR, KEYFRAME CAN ANYONE READ ME?! I CAN'T MAKE IT IN TIME, IT'S UP TO YOU NOW, GOOD LUCK!" Lost said as The Serenader walked behind her and aimed his Poisonous Pear Blaster at her. He fired and blasted her jetpack again as a piece of rubble was trying to crush her but she fired her laser and blew it to smithereens.

"Give it up Lightyear, I win ya bitch~" The Serenader taunted Lost.

"Evil. Never. Wins" Lost responded as he tried to blast her but kept missing.

"Afraid of the dark Serenader?" Lost taunted back. The Serenader tried to fire at her again, but the blaster was knocked out of his hand by Nina.

"Not this time, Serenader" she told him. Cameron stomped on the blaster until it was only metal fragments. Lost aimed her laser at him.

"The Serenader" Keyframe said

"By the authority of Equestrian Command" Nina began.

"Section 5 Sunsection Zeta, that's the one about The Serenader" said Cameron.

"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" PR shouted, aiming a gun at him.

"Like I said, Evil. Never. Wins" Lost repeated.

"Uuuhhhhnnn, firing" Reenion Astro moaned as he pulled the lever to activate the Mega-Ray. It powered up as a blast flew past PR. The Serenader jumped through a hatch where he was standing as it formed into a floating hoverthrone.

"YOU FAILED LIGHTYEAR, WITH THAT FINAL BLAST, I HAVE ENSLAVED EVERY PLANET AND PERSON IN THE EQUESTRIAN ALLIANCE! Whenever you travel across the universe, you will hear my sexy-yet-threatening voice mocking you~ EVIL RULES!" The Serenader laughed as he flew away.

"We're not done yet, Keyframe, Cameron, PR, take Chaotic into custody! Nina, you're with me!" Lost ordered.

Meanwhile, the Serenadatronic Mega-Ray is starting to malfunction and explode as Reenions scream and run away while Chaotic is chained to a pole.

"HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING, RELEASE ME! HEY I'M THE SERENADER'S NUMBER ONE HENCHMAN!" Chaotic shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Now there's something I wouldn't go boasting about~" Cameron said as he picked up Chaotic as Keyframe and PR. jumped onto Cam's back while the Mega-Ray keeps exploding.

"WHAT YOU'RE GONNA JUMP?! ARE YOU HIGH?!" Chaotic screamed

"Boi, we're on the janitorial staff, you're looking at a couple of risktakers!" PR responded.

"It's true~" Cameron said as they jumped off the exploding building.

"Except me, I'm the flexible type!" Key corrected PR.

"Oh right" he said as Chaotic reeeed scared. Luckily, PR pulled out a parachute just in time.

"Don't be such a scaredy-cat" Cameron told Chaotic who was shaking in fear.

"Like we really just jumped" PR added.