//------------------------------// // Landing On Planet S // Story: Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins // by ComedySketch //------------------------------// "The Serenader's Tower: But You Already Knew That" "I never thought it would be that easy" Agent S said. "What, the defeat of Equestrian Command? I always knew it was doable" The Serenade questioned. "No you chucklefuck, not that, Lightyear~" Agent S told The Serenader. "Ah yes, my nearly departed foe, somehow, evil is not so much fun without Lost Lightyear to stick around~" The Serenader responded. "Ok Ranger Nina, let's test that little theory of yours" Lost told Nina. "So, nobody's ever gone past Planet S's defenses before?" PR questioned Lost. "Never~" Lost responded with a smirk. "Oh shit" Cameron said scared. "Look, a spacecraft this small won't be detected." Nina told them. "She's got a point guys." Keyframe added as they approached Planet S. "Planet S: Planet Defense Moon" A sphere slit open as rockets flew out. "Fucksicles, they've got secret drones out on patrol!" Lost said angrily. "Oh, this just gets better and better" PR said sarcastically while Lost tries to maneuver the FuckShake-1. "I can do this, just need some elbow room" Lost grunted. Cameron accidentally steps on a button. "Um, Lost, I think I accidentally stepped on a button" he tells her. "What button?" Nina questioned. PR takes off one of his robotic eyes and looks around. "Let me see, "Emergency Water Landing" PR says. "DOH, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!" Cameron worries. "First the Equestrian Fuel tank shuts down" she says the fuel tank shuts off. "And then..." Lost began. Four air bubbles inflate as an alarm blares. The FuckShake-1 falls down and hits the ground a few feet away from a lookout Pearbot. The FuckShake-1 bounces as the Pearbot turns around and sees nothing. The FuckShake-1 bounces again and crashes as the Pearbot turns around and sees nothing again. "Rangers, condition status!" Lost says as they all groan in agony. "Excellent, let's roll!" she adds. A couple of Pearbots were walking alongside Reenion Thornquill, as Lost and the gang hide against a nearby wall, making sure not to be seen by them. The Pearbots noticed the crashed FuckShake-1 and stare at it. "What now?! That? That's not a spacecraft, obviously a shot-down ABC weather balloon. Let's leave the work to the reenions, shall we?" Thornquill theorizes as they kept on walking. The coast was now clear as they walked out from their hiding spot. Cameron took off the deflated water safety. PR took out a scanner and plugged it into the FuckShake-1. "Uh huh, yes, alright, the FuckShake-1 is AOK, and now I'd say we'll never do that again." PR tells the group. "You three take the ship, find the areas that The Serenader hasn't hit yet and supervise immediate evacuation." Lost tells them. What about The Serenader himself?" Nina asks Lost. "He's my problem" Lost responds. "He's everyone's bad luck day" Nina added. "True, he always blackmails me into thinking that he and Mr. Skull are now in love and I always fall for it, but luckily I blackmail him back and roast his whole entire stupid ass" Keyframe tells them. "Nina, Key, There's only one way to end this mission, alone" Lost responds sternly. "But Lost, that's against the rules, the manual clearly states that no ranger is allowed to stop The Serenader without backup, I think it was Section 6 Subsection Delta' Cameron reminds Lost. "No, it was Section 6 Subsection GAMA" Lost corrected Cameron. "He's right Cam, Subsection Delta is clearly the dress code, incidentally, why can't we wear cowls?" PR said looking through the manual. "Because cowls are for people who want to play Hardy Boys little mister" Lost responds. "Well, if you can take on The Serenader on your own, I can't see why PR can't get an cowl " Nina adds. "I'm just asking a question Nina, I'm not the one getting a cowl" PR says. "Why the fuck are we talking about cowls again?" Keyframe questions. "No clue Key, let's move on." PR responds. "Then who's getting a cowl?" Cameron gasps. "That's why Lost wants to ditch us!" Cameron says. "I'm not getting a cowl, NOBODY'S GETTING A COWL, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" Lost responded angrily. "Which apparently don't apply to you" Nina roasts. "Of course they apply to me, they apply to everyone!" Lost says. "Oh, fanfuckingtastic, so you're not taking on The Serenader by yourself and we'll be your backup." Nina tells Lost. Lost was now pissed. "I want the three of you off this planet, NOW! That's an order" Lost firmly says. "YES MAM!" they salute as they head back over to the FuckShake-1, all except for Nina. "Ranger Nina..." Lost says to her. "Ugh, yes mam" Nina groans as she stomps back over to the spacecraft. "Thank you, jeez" Lost says back.