Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins

by ComedySketch


Target: Equestrian Command

"And so, ends Equestrian Command~" The Serenader says.

"Ooh, I'm so evil, I just gave myself chills, even my goosebumps have goosebumps!" The Serenader chuckled, turning to Agent S.

"I'M A BAD BOY!" he laughs. The blast launches from the Mega-Ray and into the sky.

"One simple question, what are you two doing here?" Lost questions Cameron and PR.

"YEAH BUDDY BOY, WE WANT ANSWERS, AND WE WANT THEM NOW!" PR lies as Cameron is shaking nervously.

"I mean both of you" Lost responds.

"Say whah?" Pitch responds, grabbing Cameron by his now-ripped shirt.

"Oh, it's a complicated explanation, but I'd say we sweep this under the fake rug and since we're a couple of janitors, we'll just clean up this mess nice and dandy." PR laughs nervously as he takes out a broom from his chest cavity and twirls it, sending pieces of the ripped up spacesuit everywhere.

"Oh, I'm sorry Lost" Cameron nervously responds as an alarm goes off.

"Is that a-" Cameron begins.

"Reee Alert" Lost finishes as they run out to see the issue through the window of Lost's starcruiser.

The blast from the Mega-Ray was about to hit the ship, but Lost smacks a switch in the nick of time, swerving it away from the blast.

"Where is it heading?" Lost questions.

"It's headed towards Equestrian Command. The blast hits the floating station, shaking it violently as light gray and brown electrical sparks fly everywhere.

"Well, the station looks ok" Cameron suggests. Lost flips up her wrist communicator.

"Lost Lightyear to Equestrian Command, come in Equestrian Command" she says. No response.

"I don't like this" she says to herself.

"PR, REPORT!" Lost tells PR.

"My sensors indicate, spoopy, no wait, real spoopy, it's literally spoop central in here." he responds as they use flashlights to walk through the darkened hallways of Equestrian Command. Suddenly, they hear a deep moan from a nearby door and open it, it was a member drenched in blood with light orange skin and floofy red hair.

"CADET KEYFRAME?!" Lost questions as she pulls her up.

"Wha-what happened?" Keyframe said.

"My guess is you passed out from blood loss." PR suggests as they walk with Key to the main control panel.

"Jeez, it's empty in here" Cameron said.

"I wonder why" Lost said sarcastically.

"And what are you doing here?" a voice called out.

"Wait, that voice sounds familiar, is that who I think it is?" Keyframe asked.

"Well, I do have a BONE to pick with you, so yes Miss Keyframe~" the voice said, revealing itself to be a hooded black skull on an emperor's body, holding a scythe in hand, covered in blood.

"MR SKULL?!" Keyframe shouted.

"Yes, it's been a REEEly long time since I've seen you and your precious Brett, NYEEEEHHHHHH!~" Mr. Skull responded. They ran away into another room and hides.

"Where has everyone been?" Cameron asks.

"Ever since that beam hit Equestrian Command, things have been acting a little serene" Keyframe responded.

"Lightyear, how good of you to join us~" another figure said with glowing red eyes.

"The Serenader?" Lost asked, shining her flashlight at the figure.

"Well, in a matter of speaking..." he responded as the flashlight revealed Commander Scribbula with red eyes and the voice of The Serenader.

"OOOH HELL NAW!" PR shouts as Lost gasps in horror. Nina turns around to see three RDPs face them and speak in the same voice of The Serenader.

"You see, I used the Unidersh to link all of your fellow Equestrian Rangers to my evil, and that's just the beginning..." The Serenader starts.

"Soon, everyone in the Equestrian Alliance, will be under my control~" Scribbula says in The Serenader's body, laughing maniacally.

"Ya know, as a robot anthro, my sensors are not susceptible to mind control, so this isn't an issue for me." PR says to himself.

"Yeah, well it will BE an issue once they tear you apart and sell you for scraps!" Nina responds.

"Good point, anybody got a plan?" PR asks.

"Here's one~" Scribbula says as she pulls out a big blastser and begins shooting at them.

"BACK TO THE SHIP EVERYONE!" Lost says as they escaped via out the door.

"People, that does include me right?!" PR asks as Lost grabs his arm from almost being blown to metallic pieces. As they were running down the pitch-black happway to get to the launch bay, they were trapped as serenadatronic rangers blocked them, aiming their lasers and weaponry at them.

"Oh shit" Cameron said scared. Nina was about to shoot her laser at them but Lost prevented her from shooting.

"NO NINA! While still under control by one of the most evil beings in the Equestrian Alliance, they're still our fellow rangers!" Lost told her.

"Then how do we get passed them?" Nina asked Lost.

"Looks like we've got ourselves a high-traffic area~" Cameron responded with a smirk as he grabbed PR and turned his feet into his sweapers. He realized what is going on.

"Alllright, let's whack some Cameron!" PR said aggressively.

"Just don't push me not too fast not too fast!" PR tried to tell Cameron as he pushed him passed the serenadatronic rangers.

"YAAAAHOOOO!" Cameron shouted in excitement.

"TO THE LAUNCH BAY!" Lost shouted as they ran down the hallway and to the hatch doorway. Some rangers tried to catch up with them, but as soon as the door closed, Nina used her laser to seal it shut.

"Good work people" Lost told them.

"And robot?" PR questioned.

"And robot?" Lost responded happily. They got in Lost's starcruiser and blasted off. Serenadatronic Scribbula watched the TV monitor from the main control room.

"Lightyear must not escape!" she said.

"If The Serenader has taken over every mid in Equestrian Command, then that means we're the only Equestrian Rangers left!" Nina told the crew.

"What do we do?" Cameron said scared.

"We have to take the battle to The Serenader Himself." Lost responded.

"Really?" Keyframe asked.

"No need, he's bringing it to us!" PR told them. More starcruisers were approaching Lost and the crew from all angles.

"Oh boy, I've got a shitload of red lights blinking here..." Cameron told them.

"I don't need those lights to tell us that we are in trouble"

Lost told Cameron as lasers were being fired at Lost's starcruiser as Lost piloted her cruiser away from the blasts.

"I had no idea that starcruisers could be maneuvered like that!" Nina told Lost.

"Neither did The Serenader." Lost responded.

"I'll make a not for that lovelies~" Serenadatronic Scribbula told them, firing the blaster at the ship.

"WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Nina said.

"Ya know, this boi is supposed to be some kind of "evil genious", and the best he can come up with is a shitty ventriloquist act that feels like a complete ripoff of The Muppets. What the fuck is next, Sexy Juggling?" PR told them.

Farewell Lightyear~" Serenadatronic Scribbula said as she and the other mind-controlled rangers flew away.

"They're retreating!" Nina realized.

"Why the fuck would they do that?" Lost asked. "It's possibly my strange thoughts, as juicy as a pear!" PR suggested.

"I'm getting a funny energy beam" Cameron told them, pointing at the screen he was looking at.

"Nina, check the hull!" Lost commanded as she formed into her mud self and slipped into a nearby vent.

"Well there's something you don't see normally" PR said to himself. She slipped out of one of the main engines and checked the hull, where a detonating bomb was strapped. Shocked, Nina went back inside, and formed back into her normal self.

"EVERYONE, WE'VE GOT A BOMB!" she shouted.


"A BOMB?!" the rest screamed.

"Perfect" Lost said, smirking.

"At last, for too long, Lightyear has haunted me ..." Serenadatronic Scribbler began with a smirk. Lost's starcruiser exploded into thousands of bits and pieces.

"...but no more" she finished, laughing maniacally as she and the other serenadatronic rangers flew away.

Only the top fin of the starcruiser survived the blast.

"Lost Lightyear Mission Log: By launching the FuckShake-1 at the precise moment of detonation, The Serenader believes I'm dead, and finally got rid of me for good. I feel like I should pause for a moment of silence, in remembrance of my ship." Lost said told herself. The FuckShake-1 was attached to the fin of the starcruiser.

"Oh please Lost, it was just a crappy hunk of metal!" PR told Lost.

"Ok, and you are-" Nina began.

"In serious need of some personal space" PR responded.

"So Lost, did The Serenader win?" Cameron asked.

"Not a chance Cameron, I've got The Serenader right where I want him." Lost responded.

"YEAH, WELL WHEREVER HE IS, I'M SURE HE'S GOT BLANK ROOM!" PR told Lost.

"He's got a point Lost" Keyframe added.

"As long as The Serenader thinks I'm dead, he won't stand a chance trying to look for me, that gives me, the advantage." Lost responded as they flew off to Planet S.